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SocketWrench posted:Given these people practically fellated Bush his whole two terms in office this is loving hysterical Who? You must be imagining things, Bush only had one term then it was Clinton who was the most liberal commie ever, then nothing else happened, then Obama did 9/11ghazi and was the most liberal commie ever.
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Night10194 posted:Every now and then I catch myself hoping these bastards die alone and terrified, abandoned by their friends, family, and country. You'll probably get that wish, considering that's how they already live.
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Mantis42 posted:He's telling that bleeding heart Jesus to stuff it, now. You can take these wings and halo and cram them up your rear end!!!
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He was a horrible, hate-driven bastard and yet still far more compelling and authentic than the cowardly RaHoWa daydreamers who constitute the rest of that site's population.
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Crossposting this from CSPAM (post in CSPAM!), because good lord if this woman isn't a Freeper, she might as well be. quote:In a living room in western Pennsylvania, the Republican National Convention was on TV, and Melanie Austin was getting impatient. It only gets crazier from there, and I could have quoted more or less any section from it. Seriously, everyone in this thread ought read the whole story.
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MizPiz posted:How do you guys think Dalereed would have taken the news? I want to believe this would be where he'd lose all respect for Trump. Shut up! What the hell is a "hot mic" anyway!!!
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Oct 9, 2016 19:29
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Freepers: I hate Muslims as much as anyone.
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Oct 24, 2016 04:50
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Darkman Fanpage posted:They say the same thing about most science. Frankly I think science has failed Freep. "Your facts are interpreted as lies by my brain."
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Oct 24, 2016 13:58
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McGlockenshire posted:From Insiders say Donald Trump is 'disgusted' by Chris Christie posted by freeper monkapotamus I'm not inclined to believe it either, but on the other hand Bridget Kelly is a reasonably attractive woman, and Christie is a debatably-ambulatory hefty sack full of medical waste. It's not hard to believe Trump would favor the one he could creep on over the one that he holds in contempt.
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Nov 14, 2016 03:53
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MeLKoR posted:Theban Both, though the Thebans were explicit about it whereas with Sparta it just sorta happened organically and to a lesser extent. Really obscure comedy option: That puts the one final push Epaminondas called out for at Leuctra into a whole new context! 
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Nov 14, 2016 14:26
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Neo_Crimson posted:Obama and Pence vying for the Shadow Presidency would be the cherry on top of this crypto-fascist poo poo sundae. If any of them save Obama was far more sympathetic a character, I'd try to write this up like the closing monologue from Platoon but they're not so gently caress it.
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Nov 16, 2016 20:30
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chitoryu12 posted:I seem to have missed this. Was there something he didn't know regarding employment in the West Wing? Probably, but this results from yet another low-level civil war going on between factions within his advisors. This time it's Kushner versus what's left of the Christie brigade. Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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Fathis Munk posted:
It's a goon parody from one of the old politoon threads Alter Ego posted:Don't malign Grant. He was a genuinely good man who trusted the wrong people, and his first term was actually above average for that era of Presidents. Agreed. Didn't help that a lot of the early histories of his presidency, and the war itself for that matter, were written by Southerners who ~*for some odd reason*~ didn't seem that objective in their treatments.
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Nov 17, 2016 18:22
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Alter Ego posted:I'll never forget hearing it called "The War of Northern Aggression" when I went down South for the first time. You shot first, dicknoses. I was fortunate enough to be able to take a Civil War seminar with Reid Mitchell when I was in grad school (he did a year as a visiting professor at my school), and he remarked that, as a Louisianan, he himself had had hopes of being able to explain things back to all the Lost Causers back home when he'd first started his career, that the main problem was that they wouldn't hear such talk from a Yankee, but might from a fellow southerner. He also admitted that, in retrospect, it was a staggering naive thing to hope for.
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Nov 17, 2016 18:50
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Alter Ego posted:Jesus Christ why on earth do they think that bills all need to be one page They're idiots who feel threatened by anything more complicated or nuanced than a Denny's menu.
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Nov 17, 2016 18:51
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Alter Ego posted:I don't know, man--have you ever tried to get substitutions on a Moon Over My Hammy? That's due to the waiters being stoned off their rear end, not anything to do with the menu. 
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Nov 17, 2016 19:06
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Alter Ego posted:I just...it hurts my brain. Do these people read books? Do they get mad because the author doesn't add the Cliffs Notes version at the front so they don't have to read all those LONG, BORING pages? They are absolutely the sort that don't read books, but get really, really mad about specific books due to what they see about them on freep, or just assume given the titles and/or authors' names.
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Nov 17, 2016 19:33
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Alter Ego posted:Normally, I'd say that I can't wait for the day when Freep realizes they've been had and Donald Trump isn't actually a Machiavellian genius, but they're so loving stupid they would never admit it. Much like they did for W, they will suddenly remember that they never really supported Trump, claim they were always uneasy about him, and yearn for the day when the GOP finally nominated a True ConservativeTM to lead us from the liberal darkness. Some will likely go even further and claim Freep was always behind Cruz, who would have been the right choice if only the people's voices were heard. Captain_Maclaine fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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McGlockenshire posted:Guess the context. I guess this really drives home that dalereed is actually dead.
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Nov 30, 2016 18:37
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Twelve by Pies posted:Whether they would have done it or not, Freepers were talking about how they would happily murder a man over a dollar. Reminder that these are the same people who cheered when Missouri state legislator Cynthia Davis argued that poor children should be deprived of reduced cost/free lunch because "hunger can be a positive motivator."
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Dec 1, 2016 05:57
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Fathis Munk posted:"well you see, if you teach a man to fish... "Which I would never do, of course. Lousy freeloaders expecting us to teach them free of charge."
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Dec 2, 2016 18:36
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Mantis42 posted:Spite makes for long memories. It's all they have left.
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Dec 4, 2016 18:01
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SocketWrench posted:I imagine the guy is like a living, breathing version of the freep ideals; Agree with me all the time or you get ousted for being a liberal troll. Or, you know, he's just a liar. NachtSieger posted:What's freep's problem with being a community organizer? poo poo's hard work. It's the community in which such organizing is done.
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Dec 7, 2016 19:12
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Zipperelli. posted:Holy poo poo, please tell me you know books/chapters/verses off the top of your head? The only one I know of is it Exodus where it states that if you knock around a pregnant woman who then loses her child you get fined, unless she dies from it then you get sentenced to death yourself. And technically, I think you have to have a buddy help you beat her up before it counts.
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Twelve by Pies posted:You idiots won! You couldn't have won any loving harder! What do you want? RaHoWa.
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Prism posted:They did theirs mostly by hiding out in the National Guard or with flimsy medical deferments, now you have to do one too. Fixed. Tias posted:I've taken to hanging out a bit in Internet VFW, and just from a rough estimate of peoples stories, nearly everyone fighting Americas wars are millenials - I guess that doesn't count when freepers want to be cranky "And that's why we don't win anymore, those wimpy whiny homos won't buckle down and fight on to victory like we did!" -Freep, probably.
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SocketWrench posted:L the gently caress O L The usual response, when you can get one, is that none of that poo poo happened until those goddamn yankee commies from up north came down and got black people all confused and riled up with nonsense they didn't understand and gosh, local whites just had to do something to get things back under control.
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Dec 19, 2016 14:54
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Neo_Crimson posted:Can't you flat out buy surplus tanks withe the weapons systems taken out? Yes, though unsurprisingly it's rather expensive and not the easiest thing to do.
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Duke Igthorn posted:... He'd also like you to believe he's not a baby eater. But he's never gone on record saying he isn't. Maybe he's too busy eating babies!
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Feb 13, 2017 23:40
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Guavanaut posted:Freepers do like Reagan. Except when the amnesty gets brought up, then they sometimes admit it was the one thing he did wrong.
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Feb 14, 2017 22:33
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HappyHippo posted:It warms my heart to know that even though they won the election, freepers are just as angry and terrified as ever. It's all they know.
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Feb 15, 2017 19:16
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MANime in the sheets posted:God, those classes. I'd like to go back in time and see them again today 20 years later. I can still remember one I had in...1990? 91? Somewhere thereabouts. The cop who taught it was hands-down the least charismatic speaker I have ever heard in my life. Seriously, dude spoke in this plodding, cadence-free drone that was all but designed to put people into a coma.
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VitalSigns posted:
Scene opens. An old man is rummaging through boxes in his basement, and lifts out a dusty brass plaque. Polishing it clean with the sleeve of his flannel shirt, it is revealed to have engraved on it "There is always more, and it is always worse." A slight smile plays across his face, end scene.
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Fathis Munk posted:
From time to time the hate-fueled incoherence of Freep results in unintentional masterpieces. As a reminder, this gem: quote:don’t Love me moslems ... Hate me moslems! Am coming for you!!! Magic ... Magic~~~!!!
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Mar 10, 2017 18:37
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Fathis Munk posted:drat, edgy I don't think you get Cool Bear.
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Mar 18, 2017 16:57
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McGlockenshire posted:This was Hahaha, they just can't help themselves. They always come back to praising Pinochet.
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Mar 26, 2017 16:25
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Jagged Jim posted:There is always more, and it is always worse Professor_Maclaine's Brief History of the United States, Vol. II Chapter 15: Just a Giant Load of Crazy Bullshit: The Trump Year(s)
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Tias posted:I learned English with Muzzy from Gondoland, though this was in Denmark in 1992, so idk Pretty sure he was an alien or maybe a friendly monster, what with the clock-eating obsession. Muzzy was how I didn't really learn French back in the late 80s.
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McGlockenshire posted:All this talk of Muzzy but none of Babar? Bah. 
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chitoryu12 posted:And isn't he a beaut? Tricare. He's a Navy vet, the benefits from which are totally different from those the lazy moochers take advantage of to rob HARD WORKING TAXPAYERS etc etc. His mental decline, which mirrors that of freep itself, really does parallel how his health went precipitously downhill back around 2001-2002. It's really weird to compare how relatively non-insane the place was in the early W years as opposed to now.
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