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Who will win the debate?
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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Someone just tell me when to drink, no need to make this complicated.

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Baloogan posted:

i know if i start drinking now id miss the debate

Got semi-good scotch waiting on ice 'fore the thing starts, maybe pre-game, intersperse the belts with frowning at a corner and mumbling to yourself, you can space it out,

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I just want to warn you guys and gals before hand I will be getting increasingly surly on the brown devil as the evening progresses, as I am wont to do. And I think I might be starting early, because I'm looking at these Bingo cards like I do when I see someone needs salt and lime to drink tequila. The liquor is right there!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

FFirst shot off the bow of my poo poo posting boat: Trump still hasn't paid the traditional fee paid by campaigns forver to the presidential debate commission.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Also Trump wanted this debate to be pay per view

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Karl Barks posted:

he's transforming into warhol... holy poo poo maybe roger stone is performance art by a secretly still alive warhol

Warhol was once stiffed by Trump after creating a dozen paintings for his lobby. He hated Trump for the rest of his days railing at his cheapness.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Hillary had the most debate experience as a national politician by far in both primaries.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Ah poo poo its sleepy Trump

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

loooooool

He didn't prepare at all

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

looooooool small loan

it was millions of dollars. 15? Then ongoing for the rest of his life whenever he needed to be bailed out.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump attacks first, whatta surprise.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

trump hyperventilating

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

oh Shiiiiiiiiiit

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

HyperPuma posted:

the bait... is working????

didn't even need to bait the hook

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The unstoppable Trump meets the implacable policy rock

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump trying to get into her head, looking right at her, don't think its gonna work

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

What the hell is this

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

fart blood posted:

Tomorrow: Trump +2

it's kinda happening now

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

show some passion hillary please

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

THis was tried in 2006? Net loss to the treasury

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I've go t heart palpatations. Politics shouldn't be this crazy

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Harald posted:

America deserved 9/11

do you even asbestos bro

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

IRS says that that is completely bullshit

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump's undiagnosed ADHD is going to kill him here

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Trump talking is a net good for Hillary

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

bawfuls posted:

I don't know wtf debate y'all are watching because Hilldawg looks stiff and awkward while Trump is just doing his usual rally speech which is his strong suit

his campaign specifically said this would be the start of a new Trump.

Otherwise he loses.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

It's like a real life SNL cold open

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Kainser posted:

It's like a SNL sketh

It's funnier.

Trump can't change. He's 70 and will forever be the most ridiculous man in his geneartion.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

He's already deeeead

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

berserker posted:

"Maybe he didn't do a good job" Therefore you don't pay him? I thought businessmen knew about contracts. Wow what a fuckin rear end in a top hat

He's proud about stiffing his contractors and has gloated about it plenty of times this year.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

is this real life?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

this is the best/worst debate I've ever seen, just like this election

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Remember, Trump's only goal here was to sway moderate white people.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

OMG Hillary release the shotgun on this racist bullshit

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

General Dog posted:

A broken clock is right twice a day

Black people are doing alright. We have the highest rate of income increase of any population group after 1971. Making it a pity party is insulting.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lol he doesn't have the attention span to respond to the first part of HIllary's answers.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Grouchio posted:

WHY AM I STILL SOBER

you're doing it wrong.

Trump really does think that any attack will get him points, regardless of its merits.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I mean he's not that wrong

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

so many baits

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


the power of the cyber.....inconceivable

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