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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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I know Im arguing with a dumb jpg. But if you look at how much language changes its crazy. 150 years ago you would have trouble conversing. 500 years ago you could not speak English. The speed at which slang becomes "official" is really fast and when people ignore 'rules' or the 'proper words' they go away really fast.

I had a middle school teacher that was pedantic and it rubbed off on me and it took me a long time to get over it and stop telling people they were pronouncing words wrong. Example, Forte, when referring to a strength was originally pronounced "fort", the common usage was only for instruments. So went around as a little poo poo correcting people who said running was their forte. Took a while to get over that and a love affair with "A Way With Words" on NPR.

And lets face it, the your you're correction is babies first grammar Nazi. I misuse that poo poo on purpose at those people knowing I am contributing the changing of language and trolling assholes.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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ChesterJT posted:

Actually it's people pointing out that idiots are using the wrong words and outing themselves as a moran. You went from being a pedantic bitch to a whiny bitch.

Nice try. So close.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Even in big places craigslist has fallen as the primary source for buy poo poo. I suspect facebook will take it over 100% soon, my phone app dedicates 1/3 of its tabs to selling crap.

ZHamburglar posted:

I had to leave a Flat Earth group because they were encouraging their kids to argue with teachers in science class that the earth is really flat. That is when it stopped being funny and started being sad.

Is that group 95% trolls 5% idiots? Its got to be a huge number of trolls/ironic

Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Dec 13, 2016

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Edison didnt kill an elephant. And unrelated company named Edison did.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

Wasn't the Aztec calender based on a circle or is that Mayans?

Both were but they are different. The Mayan one is the apocalypse one. (It did not predict the apocalypse its purported to.(like that would matter))

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Get this chili powder out of here you loving slob. *uses different chili powder as ingredient.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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A billionaire is giving away billions and he chose some rear end in a top hat to write the message about it from their point of view!!!!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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wa27 posted:

well it doesn't hurt to try!!!

Just in case. Can you imagine?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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The waist size in this cutsie idealistic cartoon of this girl vs the super dumb hot girl leads me to draw conclusions about why they are really antisocial.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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The friendzone is super real. Holy poo poo.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Pvt.Scott posted:

I am quite fond of nipple piercings on the ladies, myself. Anything to give my teeth a little extra grip is always appreciated.

How about dick piercings?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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your friend a dog posted:

THE JOKE WAS SHE SAID IT WAS UNFORGETTABLE BUT IT TURNED OUT SHE FORGOT ABOUT IT


YOU

STUPID

GOON

human being

What?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Da Motha Fuckin Sharezone getting weird.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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They can :popeye:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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I'm literally fuddle-de-duddled

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Look just become below the poverty line cog a in the capitalism industrial machine as soon as possible.

And do it out of some ideal of honor in the made up good old days right wing fantasy world.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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OMFG FURRY posted:

honor used to be a real thing with real laws but nowadays we just call it a credit score

I'm more think of it being your duty as a person to get a job.

Do it now.
gently caress college. gently caress the "right job" Mike Rowe says just work yourself to death and smile.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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8-Bit Scholar posted:

I think he's speaking more towards people who wait rather than advance. Like, you work as a cashier for five years because you're waiting for your shot to go to art school or something; the message I'd take away is that he's saying you should put your effort and energy into the job you have at hand, and excel at it. You may not end up making a career out of it, but it is better to take pride in yourself and your work, even if it isn't work you'd like to be doing.

No. He literally says go out any get and poo poo job you can find and be the best poo poo job haver you can be.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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TotalLossBrain posted:

Mike Rowe has gone from a reasonable "Not everyone has to have a college degree, trade schools are great!" a few years ago to promoting dystopian poo poo shoveler jobs so we may serve our corporate overlords.

Wonder what broke.

When he said the first one tons of people high fived him on social media and shared his thing. So he has a few 'open letters' that get viral amongst people who believe millenials are lazy and thats what's wrong with America.

Its attention and positive reinforcement.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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I never listen to Adam carollas show. What brand of shitheal is he?

My guess is boohoo PC police don't like me being an rear end in a top hat.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Anything but a science based 'western' medicine person. Don't trust the MAN.

On of my favorite jokes.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

medicine

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Dreddout posted:

Pretty sure that Japan doesn't have the presumption of Innocence. So obviously it's not required.

Not saying Japan's justice system is anything to emulate lmao

OBJECTION!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Goons, "look at that person who's just trying to get attention. Lets post it and talk about how much attention she wants"

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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^idgi

vyst posted:

Goddamn I love me some mf share z0ne

:same:

Whats with the ifunny tag? Mother fuckers sharing the motherfucking sharezone?

or :thejoke:

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Dexie posted:

What exactly is a sovereign citizen?

People who think that "societal contract" = real life legal contract and they get to special snowflake out of getting a drivers liscence. Paying taxes. Listen to police.

A cottage industry of self-help gurus have sprung up around these idiots to promise them all sorts of thinks they dont have to do, and eventually out did eachother by claiming you can get literal millions of dollars from the government if you fill out the right forms in red ink at 45 degrees.

-bad legalese is rightly described as magic words for them. (They think yelling "I do not consent" means police have to stop doing things to them.
-the will spell their name in ALL CAPS to show thats they freeman name not their cooperate name.
-They think if they ever listen to a judge or follow any instructions they "create joinder" (opt in to society or "enter into a contract" to be in the legal system, which THEY totally arent) so they think if the judge says sit down and they do suddenly they have to pay taxes.
-They dont know how commas work and think everyone is legally described as a boat in all laws.

There are threads from time to time about them getting just loving owned by cops, usually them recording their own misfortune to post on their websites. Which are usually their magic words NOT working so its really weird why they share it? Nobody knows they are fuckheads.

Occasionally it DOES work. There are examples of court things where the sovcit, representing themselves natch, will start talking and the judge just cant be loving bothered and dismisses that poo poo. Also the Bundys from the Oregon standoff tried a metric SHITTON of sovcit BS court filings which the court very carefully wasted a ton of time on. Only for terrible people from a terrible state to let them go because Oregon cares about "frontier spirit" more then thinking for any amount of time.

Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Aug 12, 2017

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Madcosby posted:

They also post these self-humiliating 40 min videos of altercations with police officers who stop them for something like speeding but then ends up with htem in prison. If a video ever gets posted, you gotta watch it like a porno: The first two minutes are them just repeating the words I do not consent, I do not agree with your "laws" then the last 2 minutes are them getting pulled out of their car and tazed

I really dont know what they share those. But I dont have time to touch the poop. Is it a "why didnt it work guys? I said I didnt consent"

But yeah, watching someone yell I don' consent to a cop tazering them" I always want the cop to say "No poo poo" afterwards.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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I do not consent to this post

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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DACK FAYDEN posted:

Your avatar has gold fringes, ergo yours is a naval post, and as a freegoon upon the land I am outside its jurisdiction.

https://youtu.be/OfSkBONbDwA

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Dexie posted:

I was being serious. I'm familiar with that type of person but didn't realize there was a term for it.

I have a friend on Facebook that's close to going fully in on that nonsense. He goes on a lot about the whole TAXATION IS THEFT crap too.

That's different.

This isn't tax is theft. Its Taxes is a system that you can opt out of but the sheeple don't know that

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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do u know jenny posted:

So libertarians then?

The way libertarians WANT reality to be. Sovcits think IS of you can magic words yourself out of societal responsibilities.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Picnic Princess posted:

I like how sovcits think they can use our roads paid for by our taxes and not follow our rules. They should build their own roads, then they can do what they want on them.

There's a self video of one lady calling the police station and telling them she will charge them literally 200,000 if they pull her over. She truly believes that she get this entitlement because of magic words.

They drag her out of her loving car and that. Its truly magical.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Refried Noodle posted:

If you want a longer read, a Canadian judge went through the phenomenon and the arguments these people use. The interesting part starts at 60.

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

Was this the one where the Canadian sovcit was spouting off citing 200 year old American laws.

That dude didnt understand his magic words are region locked.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Da gently caress is a January guy.

Also was waiting for Da mothafuckin sharezone. Was disappointed.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Candlelight Virgil posted:

It's unironic serious sharezone

Could have snuck in a 'suc dik' in the bullet point list, would have been perfect.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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hellfaucet posted:



Should I even attempt a reply?

"Objectively Dino riders are better morally then Vampires. So shut the gently caress up."

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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ChesterJT posted:

Considering the name assault rifle is a made up term without a strict definition the most popular answer is that it's big black and scary.


Everyone knows what assault rifle means until it's time to legislate it. Then gunbros suddenly go dyslexic and can't figure it out.

Must be a rifle that assaults. Herp derp.

Nope, impossible to define what guns we are talking about. Better not try.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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ChesterJT posted:

Please PM me what exactly what makes a gun an assault rifle. Also at least make a minimal effort to post some facebook images in the facebook thread rather than gun control bullshit.

Don't hide behind the sanctity of the Facebook thread.

And you brought up guns with your feigned ignorance friendo.

I'll stop feeding your troll.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Seaniqua posted:

just FYI that name is 100% readable and I found her on FB easily

Is she awesome in all ways or a Ken Bone upon further inspection.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

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