Has anybody ever heard of those chaps over at Red Letter Medium?

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Basticle posted:

well I saw a movie

gently caress you

I loled at this part.

I was really hoping they'd warched/mention Hell or High Water.

Great movie.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 02:19

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Trunko posted:

counterpoint: they do

*gasp*

# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 15:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Michaellaneous posted:

I have not watched The Witch but I watched Edge of Tomorrow which is a much better movie about witches imho.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 14:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

reignofevil posted:

okay my ocd can not handle this.

VVitch part?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 04:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Aw poo poo, sexty-nien

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 04:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Forer posted:

This is required watching for any new rlm fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls

Maybe

Why does this exist?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 18:27

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Paladinus posted:

Are robots real humans? Wait, before you answer, consider that they are very good-looking and are great at sex.

Sold!

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 11:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Zzulu posted:

Westworld is good and i'd boink a robot

only consentually of course

unless they weren't sentient. Then all bets are off

but how do you know if theyre sentient though? OH GOD WHAT DO I DO

Bang first, ask questions later

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 17:51

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Me and my pals watched Star War number Five last night and we came to the conclusion that the prequels could not exist in the same continuity as the first Star War movies due to the fact that many characters' actions make no goddamn sense. Like Obi Wan already knew Chewie, Yoda already knew R2 and yet they act like they've never met before.

I never thought of this

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 22:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

YES

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 01:17

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Irradiation posted:

That really drives home the fact he also did RoboCop.

The shampoo thing? :confused:

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 03:57

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

They didn't mention Busey's kid either

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 04:08

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

In what loving universe is Big Trouble in Little China a bad movie

I didn't really like it.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cubone posted:

really honed into the salient part of my post there fellas

No, that's Bill Murray

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 13:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Schweinhund posted:

Official List of Big Dumb Idiots
Cubone
The Bananana

WhaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAT?!?!?!

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:26

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hmm, ok, let's see, what's Jack's character arc?

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 15:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

KakerMix posted:

Why didn't they teach astronauts how to drill

Because drillin is an art
Been doing it 15 years and still don't have it all down

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 15:17

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

The best mod challenge.

Yug: "I'm an elite alpha male handsome aryan sex god"

Mods: Prove it

Yug: [sweaty bitch-tits quivering] omg no I'm shy lol

Lol.
Link?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 20:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

reignofevil posted:

I'm picturing Jay being like "the people didn't like our transformers review" and then they laugh and laugh.

I... "got it"

I just would have preferred funny words about a poo poo movie.

(I think they were on to something funny if they'd done the whole ep with those dudes pretending to be them.

Maybe even have the real Mike and Jay come through the door at the last second, and say "what the f-" cut to credits

But whateva.

I didn't thumbs down it... yet.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 17:39

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Who's making these?!

# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 15:59

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Paladinus posted:

gently caress movies.

I'm, I saw Baby Driver, and allow me to disagree.

gently caress MOST movies, but not all.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 03:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

ZombyDog posted:

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thinks the "Deckard is a Replicant" is retarded, but then I like the theatrical cut cheesy voice overs ( it's the version I owned on VHS for years ) so my opinion is probably null and void.

I think it's stupid also.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 04:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Groovelord Neato posted:

nobody remembers the northern alliance...

Where are your rebel friends now!?

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 22:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

thoughts and prayers posted:

Haha I'd totally forgotten the name of this awesome piece of trash.

Gender-switched Cherry 2000 and Damnation Alley meets Johnny Mnemonic.

Cherry 2000... goddamn that was an awful film

# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:50

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

King Vidiot posted:

Oh, I thought they were just surface-level entertaining movies for people who like to be entertained. I guess I was wrong!

You bet your rear end you were wrong. Idiot.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 14:54

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

NbK does suck tho

4real tho

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 15:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

counterfeitsaint posted:

You're all poo poo and you all deserve each other.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 22:49

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Honestly, everyone here needs to SHUT THE gently caress UP and go watch Baby Driver.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 23:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Maybe movies are... bad?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 19:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Which jurrasuc park movie is worth watching?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

reignofevil posted:

Science is bad tho.

Not according to Jurassic park

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 22:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Old Story posted:

I'm going to unload my emotional baggage on the Something Awful GBS RedLetterMedia thread if that's okay with you guys

Do it, pussy

# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 23:01

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

a bone to pick posted:

I'm at the theater watching Spider-Man and so far.. uhh... Not very good... Really hoping it gets better. The juvenile high school comedy poo poo mixed with adhd Peter Parker is really getting under my skin.

Lol

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 01:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

reignofevil posted:

I have a little Christmas ritual of my own where I think about the movies that are coming out next year and then I try to convince my noose to let me back into his place.

Lol

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 17:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Entropic posted:

I kind of want there to be a 2018 remake of the 1984 2001 sequel 2010.

Solve for X

# ¿ Jul 9, 2017 21:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

bring back old gbs posted:

im going to spoil myself and watch spiderman and valiernian. it will cost me close to $100 when it is all said and done

Liquor isn't cheap

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 11:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

naem posted:

the world is a vanmpire

Sent to draaiiaaiiaaaan

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 00:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Well that's pretty much Baby Driver.

It'd be stupid to call it contrived because that's the whole point but it's definitely a film of zero substance.

And yet...

# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 07:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Baronjutter posted:

I get so happy the few times a big name leading man who's aging is actually paired with a love interest close to his age. There's so many very attractive 40+ year old actresses out there, do we really need another 50 year old leading man who just has to be paired with another 20-something actress who probably won't be getting work in 5-10 years because she'll be considered past her prime while he'll constantly be paired with 20-somethings for the rest of his career?

What's the most egregious example of this?

I'm thinking of Sean Connery and Catherine zeta Jones in Entrapment

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 00:48

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:04

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

oohhboy posted:

Even if there are raising young stars they get thrown into the YA novel meat grinder which kills their career at the end of whatever imaginary trilogy just from the stink alone. Those that do make it out get zero respect.

Um, excuse me, but I would have sex with Jennifer Lawrence.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 12:58

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