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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Fusion dance is real

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The way I see it, oversaturating the Star Wars market will eventually make it super easy for me to move on past it.


I just wanna see 7-9. I'm good after that. Frankly, I'm not even interested in Rogue One.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

We all wear masks...

I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come...

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I went back and finished that re:View of The Gate. Josh was good in it, mostly for the masterful setup of the Ishtar punchline. Dude nearly broke once Jay made the big reveal. A+ episode, will watch again.

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Jul 10, 2008


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Well, he already pointed out his thoughts on TFA, I'm sure with Rogue One he's just expecting more of the same.

Rogue One is going to be a weird movie. I can't honestly say I'm the slightest bit excited for it.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I miss Lando.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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The whole movie feels like it'd be better served by a 30-40 minute short. A full blown movie elaborating on poo poo I already knew just seems pointless.

Her dad made the death star? Irrelevant.

Force-sensitive zatoichi hates the empire? Irrelevant.

Forest Whitaker is now a cyborg? Borderline call.



If they wanted to make a whole movie about this, make it stand alone. Making it a prequel to IV just sucks all the intrigue out of it.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Being hotter than Rei isn't very impressive, Asuka was always the hot one

:hai:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I think the actress probably went to defend her character because the majority of people bitching about Mary Sue poo poo on Twitter aren't the people discussing it in here. Instead of "I think Rey's a bit of a Mary Sue in TFA," you get "REY IS MARY SUE LAZY poo poo WRITING FUCKIN FEMINIST ABRAMS #MENMATTER2"

I can understand being upset if she's getting bombarded with more of the latter than the former.

Personally, I felt she did come across as a bit of a Mary Sue in TFA but I'm intrigued enough by her mysterious backstory to give it a pass. If it leads to a disappointing payoff in Ep. 8 or 9, then the whole thing will leave a bad taste in my mouth. I'm willing to wait and see, though.

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Yeah, that was like taking a dixie cup of water and throwing it on a forest fire.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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dont watch it


watch anime instead







join me, friend.:shepface:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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just saw Dr. Strange and the movie reminded me of Ant Man. Mostly due to it being self contained; ain't gonna see much more than the Avengers tower in a wide shot. I enjoyed it; it did a decent job introducing yet another aspect to the MCU.


Magic is crazyyyyyyyyyy

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Jul 10, 2008


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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Passengers is the only movie I'm looking forward to

Looks ok, what do you think

I'm not interested because of JLaw.



I don't know why I'm sick of her, but I am sick of her.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Anyone who expected quality from Space Cop deserves to get laughed at.



I paid good money for a movie that I knew was trolling me with its very existence. I regret nothing. I think Mike's character made me laugh harder than anything else. Somehow more out of place than a god drat time traveling space cop.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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the shadow that follows, eh? maybe it's


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalpfzzFEo

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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lohli posted:

Mike and Rich are spot on but Jack and Jay look pretty lovely.

Jack's face reminds me of the penis monster from The Item.


Therefore Jack looks the best.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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a bone to pick posted:

The fact that they both rolled their eyes and scoffed at Zootopia as another talking animals movie made them look like idiots, that movie was better than 90% of what hollywood shat out this year.

Actually no one should be judged for passing on another talking animal movie.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Red Letter Media: Conversations about Cummies

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Rogue One was 1/3 of an awesome movie. First 2/3s were okay stuff, but holy gently caress does it nail the third act.


As it is, I'd give it a 6 or 7 out of ten.

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Jul 10, 2008


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Justin Credible posted:

What help? That review and the Baby's Day Out one are probably the funniest for your time out of all of them.

:agreed:


I start laughing before he even gets into it with Baby's Day Out, because what the gently caress he's reviewing Baby's Day Out

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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when will we get an ishtar commentary track

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Rich Evans: Kingmaker

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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LordArgh posted:

gently caress movies

:alexa:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:

It was loving great you uppity nerds... all of it...

super loving small complaints and questions...
- at one point in the movie I thought to myself most of these characters are pretty bland... then they all died and I found I cared about them more than I thought, but not enough to start crying like a bitch, so the characters were perfect.
- Darth Vaders voice didnt seem right
- when the old rebel leader chick and jimmy smits were talking... Jimmy says "I'll find my jedi friend that has been in hiding" (I'm thinking obi-wan of course) Then I think he says "I know I can trust HER"... maybe I miss heard or maybe I missed something and he was talking about Obi and Leia...


to people saying it was boring until the last 5 minutes... that is just loving wrong... perhaps the rest of the movie is "boring" in comparison with the last 5 minutes, BUT THAT IS MOSTLY BECAUSE THE LAST 5 MINUTES IS THE ONLY NON-PORN SCENE PUT TO FILM THAT GOT MY DICK HARD FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS!!!

If this ending didnt happen this movie would still be better than the prequels and TFA. I think with the ending it had... it may be better than empire. and i cant believe I'm even contemplating that.

EDIT... 40 years


I think you need to step back and take a breath or two. The ending was worth the price of admission, but you can sleep through everything else. I nearly did.

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JB50 posted:

Whats so great about the ending, and what is the awesome thing that vader does.

Go ahead and spoil it, theres no way Im going to see this movie.

There is a space battle and land battle happening simultaneously, with both sides affecting the other, and Vader appears in the last five minutes and walks down a hallway. By the time he reaches the end of the hallway, you realize why people are loving terrified of the man who hates sand.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Darth Vader sucks and smells

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Jul 10, 2008


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Zzulu posted:

Like all Abrams movies, it was an "ok" movie and I don't get how anyone can feel strongly about it one way or another

It really is this.


I liked TFA, potentially even really liked. I did not love it.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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You hate pretty much everything though, so I'm beginning to tune you out.


I ain't reading that.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Whorelord posted:

wanna listen to nofx with green hair mike

Same. Seems rad, dude.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Dylan McKay posted:

loving take it to cd or something goddamn

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Nutsngum posted:

Are you people just upset Tarkin wasnt played by a sexy indian child?

I wasn't before, but now that you mention it...:pedo:

Shinjobi
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a bone to pick posted:

He looked really bad and people who didn't notice the difference have something wrong with their brains.

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

he looked fine in r1 and he looked fine in episode 3. stop crying. your star wars is gonna be okay.

...leia looked like a loving baboon though.

Leia was only in the movie for like....30 seconds, so you're wrong.

Tarkin looked like old fake balls, the gag gift stuff you buy at spencers

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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I think this thread is on the verge of winding up in CineD again.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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He made a good point about main character's dad being an infinitely more interesting character right from the get go.

Hell, even dead he was still more memorable than everyone but force monk.

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temple posted:

Why is that a bad thing? Why is wanting to see legendary events like the dumbest gayest thing ever to people?

Cause it will disappoint. People craft these ideas in their own brains, and 99% of the time when a movie tries to give you those legendary moments it winds up lackluster to what people dreamed up on their own. And then the lackluster adaptation is solidified as canon.

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Jul 10, 2008


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ashpanash posted:

You're right - it's mostly just oohhboy who can't seem to stand the mere existence of TFA.

He tends to hate drat near everything, from what I've seen.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


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Nanomashoes posted:

These men are pawns.

Change thread title please

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Jul 10, 2008


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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Former Marvel media person who got fired for having a meltdown on twitter. Called Synder "Kubrick-esque" for BvS.

Holy :lol: that's dandy

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Jul 10, 2008


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Randarkman posted:

By the way, gently caress all of you, it's January! What's this year's roster of movies looking like?

Monster Trucks, baby

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