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I want them to review THE BYE BYE MAN because that title gets me every time.
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Giga Gaia posted:Me, personally, I loved this video.
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Paladinus posted:Actually, all anime is bad. RBXY is worse. Anyway, I went back and watched some Wheel of the Worst last night. Wired to Kill looks like the funniest worst drat thing.
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Baronjutter posted:Imagine if starwars fandom tried to make its own starwars movie, except all they had was a huge bullet list of vehicles and vistas that had to be included, and little callbacks and cameos only TRUE FANS would get to the point that they forgot to write stories or characters. Full circle. A+
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Jan 6, 2017 21:17
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I kinda want to see True Stories, since the idea of watching David Byrne wandering around like that just makes me laugh. I lost it when they showed him handling the steering wheel.
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Jan 9, 2017 20:59
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Jan 13, 2017 18:57
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Gildiss posted:I loving LOVE STAR WARS
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Jan 14, 2017 02:33
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"No YOU'RE fake news!!!!" We live in exciting times.
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Jan 18, 2017 11:06
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So.......Split. Who's ready for the M. Night Shyamalan Cinematic Universe?
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Jan 19, 2017 10:28
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Rewatching old episodes, I want there to be a crisis of infinite Rich Evans, as every single character he's played gathers together in a single point.
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Jan 20, 2017 00:29
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The Happening is one of the greatest comedies in modern history. If you're trying to watch it as anything else, it's absolutely awful.
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Jan 20, 2017 02:32
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Literally every aspect of it. Bad acting. Bad dialogue. Noticeably bad cinematography and editing. Reaaaallly creepy shots of teenage actresses being forced to take off their clothes. To each their own, I guess! Won't disagree about the disrobing though. By the time you get to the end of the film it makes even less sense than it did initially, and it made zero sense initially.
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Jan 23, 2017 04:37
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La La Land's Oscar buzz has me remembering Emma Stone's last big masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IE_B3VK1mQ
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Jan 26, 2017 20:18
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Waltzing Along posted:Movie 43 had some laughs in it. It was unfairly panned. Better than most Mike Myers and Adam Sandler films, anyway. Actually it was loving terrible and being better than a Sandler or Myers film isn't an achievement anymore. gently caress MOOBYS
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Jan 26, 2017 20:27
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Schweinhund posted:Don't see how you class Mike Myers with Adam Sandler. He only made one really bad one with the Love Guru then he had the decency to stop making movies. The best way to look at Myers and Sandler is to stop watching either after Austin Powers. It wasn't a dramatic nosedive into poo poo movies after that, but the magic just disappeared after that point.
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Jan 26, 2017 23:26
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Paladinus posted:All this poo poo is extremely dumb. Personally, I loved this poo poo.
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Feb 3, 2017 21:19
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Feb 15, 2017 12:49
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I just need young Bruce being flown out of the well by bats like in Batman v Superman. That gif should go on my gravestone. It was the exact moment I knew BvS was going to be a marvelous trainwreck.
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Feb 16, 2017 11:35
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I was put off pretty much straight away by the pornographically-detailed way Snyder decided to frame Martha Wayne being shot in the face. Snyder wants to see more pearl necklaces, on living subjects or otherwise. He ain't picky.
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Trying to tear down John Wick 2 is the dumbest goddamn thing I've ever seen. Where was all this when the first one came out?
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Feb 17, 2017 03:44
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Paladinus posted:He is not wrong. Counterpoint: Max Landis is always wrong.
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Feb 17, 2017 18:05
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Guy Goodbody posted:They did make a live action Sailor Moon, like ten years ago. Apparently it wasn't very good. Actually it was loving great since they used a stuffed animal for her animal companion instead of a CG thingamabob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLqQsUdCfHk
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Feb 18, 2017 05:03
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Had a guy tell me he's never watched a James Bond film because "he's not cool, he's mysognistic!" and I just died inside. I just don't get it.
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ScrubLeague posted:I love watching films about my favorite rapist terrorist, James Bond. Yeah because he's cool and my friend
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Feb 18, 2017 18:39
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Mike sent me a letter in the mail, he was begging for someone to drive up and save him but gently caress I don't have any stamps
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Mar 3, 2017 10:48
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John C. Reilly with a samurai sword was the best part of Kong and I don't give a gently caress if you disagree with me. I laughed.
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Mar 14, 2017 04:03
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Getting to preview the new beauty and the beast. There's just no way for the cg to compete with the original animation. No charm, just...blah, soulless standard cg. It kills me and takes me out of the whole thing.
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Mar 14, 2017 07:41
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Mar 23, 2017 06:56
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Just finished previewing Power Rangers. Y'know, it wasn't a complete disaster, and there were even some parts that I genuinely enjoyed. The pacing/editing of the back half was a friggin mess though. On the other hand, mega zord German suplex, so.... 
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Mar 23, 2017 09:15
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I hope so. I want to believe Mike will recommend half of it.
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Mar 25, 2017 02:20
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Paladinus posted:I am going to watch Ghost in the Shell this Thursday. I am going to watch it Wednesday. I am prepared to die.
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Mar 27, 2017 02:33
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Trunko posted:What was it about that upside down kiss that got girls motors running exactly? I still hear broads talk about it in casual conversation like it's some sort of cultural touchstone it was a different kinda kiss with a mysterious stranger
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Mar 29, 2017 11:49
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Ghost in the Shell has an explanation for the white washing in its script. Cute. Y'know, the movie has the same slow pace as the first animated film, and despite everything I got the feeling that the head honcho behind this adaptation really wanted to do the franchise justice. I don't know if I'd call it good, but it certainly tried its damndest.
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Mar 30, 2017 08:25
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That's our General Dog!!! *canned laughter*
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Apr 7, 2017 17:34
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Mike and Rich are such good buddies.
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Apr 11, 2017 23:19
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Trunko posted:Mike I know your reading this and Ill be haply to come on your show and also be your new best freind You'd have to go through Rich Bitch
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Apr 12, 2017 09:24
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Yug posted:Point is, Force Awakens was made for the super casual fan and the dumb masses. Think "gamer girl" demographic. Rogue One was made for the real Star Wars fans, and the passion put in to it shows. This is the saddest thing I have ever seen posted in this thread.
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Apr 16, 2017 17:48
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I am just too cool for this thread, yall.
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Apr 16, 2017 19:13
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Mike needs to dab and then I shall achieve nirvana.
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1)R1 was an okay movie that had a ridiculously awesome finale. Everything aside from that was ultimately forgettable, which is why I get real kneejerky when people claim it's the best Star Wars movie in the franchise. Empire is a better, more exciting film from start to finish. Consistency is a big deal to me. R1 is kinda similar to RotJ in that regard; awesome finales tarnished by baffling decisions in the middle. Ewoks, random space terrorist leader, it's all the same. 2)300, part deux, was hilarious for its battle sex scene and that was really enough for me to
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