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"Why didn't the elderly cripple that was established as being weak and very slow just run away from the death star explosion?" - hack frauds
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Did Gareth Edwards' dad die when he was young? Why does he keep killing off the best actor/character in his movies at the end of the first act?
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The Force Awakens is bad but BB-8 is cute and likeable comic relief. Rogue One is good and K2-so is really good comic relief. The prequels were insanely bad and had a cartoon rabbit stepping in the poopie. These are the only good opinions but yours are still valid, friends.
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Abrams Wars2 better have ewoks.
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Dec 22, 2016 14:09
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The pug wearing a wampa costume is the all-time gif superstar
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Dec 22, 2016 19:21
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Giga Gaia posted:star wars is bad Actually, e: wubba wubba
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Dec 23, 2016 04:42
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Every time they find a new way to poo poo on godawful internet critics I love them more. God bless everyone at RLM except Josh. (p.s. cined is hella gay)
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Jan 6, 2017 06:24
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I really hope they HitB Resident Evil 6
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Jan 6, 2017 06:29
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Things that own: Resident Evil movies The new video All RLM off-format videos Rich Evans That gif of mike on a rollercoaster cart Things that don't own: People who didn't like the new video Star Wars the force awakens Boyhood the movie Josh
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Jan 6, 2017 15:49
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Still lol'ing at IT BROKE NEW GROUND
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Jan 6, 2017 22:41
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If you're not an obese black guy flipping out over Patti Labelle's sweet potato pie or the new Tribe Called Quest album, your opinion sucks and your YouTube channel sucks.
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Jan 7, 2017 02:36
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I have a Drew Brees funko pop. Ok. Thanks for reading.
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Jan 7, 2017 15:11
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Gildiss posted:I loving LOVE 
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Jan 14, 2017 03:07
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You're the real racist if you think the gravel voiced phlegmy hook-nosed desert swindler wearing a chasid hat is in any way a representation of a particular people. Furthermore,
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Jan 14, 2017 18:34
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Jonas Albrecht posted:This came up awhile back, but literally no one on the planet has enough assets to buy Nintendo at their valued worth of 9.3 billion. Doesn't Apple have something insane like 350 BILLION dollars in pure cash assets?
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Jan 19, 2017 03:23
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*TIE Fighter buzzes the tower* *CGI Grand Moff Tarkin spills blue milk on his uniform* Tarkin: "MAV-3R1CK!"
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Jan 19, 2017 16:25
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The clown from Spawn and Mark "Funky Bunch" Marky play scientists in a film about hot dog enthusiasts running away from murderous plant cum which causes old ladies to merc themselves. I defy you to tell me that poo poo isn't loving ace.
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Jan 20, 2017 05:09
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Zmej posted:there's a inner level of hell for people who don't think seriously about rlm's romantic/sex lives.
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Jan 21, 2017 07:59
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I hope they review Split by M Night Shyamalan. It's the first and only film I've ever walked out on in my life. Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen The Happening is his only watchable movie.
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Jan 22, 2017 23:51
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Reminder to millennials that their generation sucks. In the 80s we had toys for Robocop, Rambo, Aliens, Predator, Terminator, etc. And NES games to match. And our PG movies had tits and cursing. Even kids movies specifically targeted at kids had tits and cursing. e: missed a page and now we're on anime talk e2: anime is for incel degenerates The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Jan 24, 2017 |
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Jan 24, 2017 15:10
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Also Freddy Krueger was an MTV VJ and every kid wanted to be Jason for Halloween because they loved those movies.
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Jan 24, 2017 15:15
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Randarkman posted:That doesn't make a lick of sense. I think he's one of those people that just thinks anyone who isn't an AARP member is a millennial. drat millennials with their mortgages and children in high school and their blood pressure medication and their selfies.
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Jan 24, 2017 15:21
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Hell yeah nerd crew
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Jan 27, 2017 01:12
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Rich breaking character over the Rey figure is the best thing I've ever seen.
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Jan 27, 2017 01:29
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The Prometheus short video is amazing and truly illustrates just how bad Jay's amish beard / mussed hair combo was.
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Jan 28, 2017 18:46
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I'm not a chinermen so i don't understand the popularity of warcrafts or transformer movies
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Jan 30, 2017 05:17
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Goa Tse-tung posted:ben affleck is a good
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Jan 31, 2017 13:25
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Poindexter Package Spaz Bag Dweeb Bucket
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Jan 31, 2017 15:18
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There are only two good comic book movie origin stories: Batman and Batman Begins. And Kill Bill is Tarantino's best, followed by IB, Django, Jackie Brown, and H8.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:34
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I'm glad that Rich Evans is married and found someone who can put up with his nerdy eccentricity and extreme disdain for Asians. 
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Feb 4, 2017 05:39
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Reminder: Jack's Packard
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Feb 4, 2017 07:35
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It's true. Josh would be a rockstar if he joined IGN, Giant Bomb, Screen Junkies, Cinema Disaster, Movie Geek News, Film oval office, Nerd gently caress, or any of the other dork vlogs. He's just severely outclassed among sex titans like Rich and Jay.
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Feb 7, 2017 18:38
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Max Landis is cool and the reason a lot of people don't like him is because he's passionate and self-assured without being at all traditionally masculine and that is upsetting and confusing for people obsessed with categorization. lmao, no He's dime store. Eager queens are so horrendously common you can filter them on nearly any app. Landis is the gay version of girls who "hate drama" or creepy "nice guys". Deposit that poo poo right in the trash.
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Feb 8, 2017 04:04
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Paladinus posted:He's not gay. Do I have to seriously start hating him more for coopting obnoxious queen culture rather than just being an obnoxious queen?
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Feb 8, 2017 16:20
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Every time National Treasure Rich Evans comes up with a joke and butchers the delivery an angel gets its wings.
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Feb 9, 2017 05:21
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Without RLM and with Roger Ebert dead all film criticism would be Chris Stuckmann levels of worshipping the dick of every movie that sent him a swag bag of cum and geek crate garbage.
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Feb 12, 2017 04:44
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You've never heard of those chaps over at Red Letter Medium? Well, let me explain. First, there's this Archie Bunker / Eric Cartman character called Rich Evans. He's fat, dumb, and racist, but he's the emotional center of the story. Next there's Mike who is a feeble, dying alcoholic with a quick wit. He's a big, lumbering, slow drunk with purple flesh. Basically if Dudley Moore's Arthur character was wearing a costume of The Grimace. Next is Jack who has a huge dick. Then there's Jay. He's the heartthrob who isn't just pretty, he's also the brains and is never wrong about films. He's the only actual critic on this film criticism web series. Then you have Josh. Josh is I guess a Make-a-wish foundation kid that wanted to be on the show? No one really knows because they haven't revealed yet why they'd have him on. My guess is he has progeria. Then
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It's an ancient religion in that it's very old. Just like Hinduism is currently practiced by 1 out of every 8 people but it's an ancient religion. Furthermore,
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Ender's Game is the story of Space Hitler exterminating the gay menace. Written by a pro-fascist super-Mormon.
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hemale in pain posted:I like starship troopers and appreciate it's mocking fascism but all the crazy conspiracy theories about the asteroid being planned by Earth is craaazy. The reason there's plot holes around it is because it's a movie and it doesn't need to make sense when it comes to travel times or how Earth could of missed it. Starship Truther actually makes sense and is vastly less retarded than anything posted in CD, so I'm sorry but you're very wrong. Buenos Aires was an inside job.
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