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Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

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i rewatched the botw where mike has the big flask

i wonder how much of that was scripted. stay safe, milwaukee drinkman

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Dec 17, 2009

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Raserys posted:


josh: (insufferably)

nice tautology

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Dec 17, 2009

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Is taking 20 years to make replacing taking 12 years to make????????

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Dec 17, 2009

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gotta put somebody in r2d2

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Dec 17, 2009

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Edge of Tomorrow was really good, and I really enjoyed seeing it, but they were spot on that a different lead would've sold that movie so much better.

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Dec 17, 2009

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which is the episode where mike goes on the fantastic slow haunted house ride

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Dec 17, 2009

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dreezy posted:

this thread is my life.

dreezy, in how many episodes do they talk about zaat, in which episodes, at what times

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Dec 17, 2009

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I think Kylo makes for a good reverse Darth Vader. Let's ignore the prequels for this comparison.

On the bridge before he turned Han into a kabob was his Vader staring at the Emperor as he lightning'd the gently caress out of Luke, but because Kylo has this warped vision of Vader, he thought the 'strong' thing to do was to let the Emperor fry the kid/stab his dad. Thus, we get to witness what happened if Vader chose the dark path in the ultimate moment, but I feel that this arc would only be successful if Ren doesn't get the redemption that Vader does. He had the opportunity, and took the Dark path. Any redemption arc he gets will feel pretty hollow, as it would be tainted by 'Yeah, sure he did the right thing in the end, but, like... Dude loving killed Han.'

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Dec 17, 2009

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the plinkett ring theory

the ring his his rear end in a top hat

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Dec 17, 2009

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jokes about manlets are always good

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Dec 17, 2009

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Lurdiak posted:

Lol, what's even the point of a review of Dawn of the Dead that doesn't discuss the social commentary. That's like the only thing the film has to say.

literally everything that can be said on the topic of zombie films being social commentary has been said at least 8 billion times and more eloquently than two alcoholics in milwaukee can in thirty minutes

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Dec 17, 2009

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Holy poo poo, Josh had some funny moments, and drunk Jack is AMAZING

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Dec 17, 2009

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is that REALLY rich

he clearly has a beer

perhaps a superior rich???

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Dec 17, 2009

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dreezy posted:

i'm sorry for anyone who willingly gives money to the marvel disney corporate machine.

Do you have any hot takes on who runs hollywood?

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Dec 17, 2009

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every hitb about marvel movies: ugh i feel the MCU breaking under it's own weight and it feels so basic

*fifty minutes later*

so, jay, would you recommend disney's marvel's movie title?

yes i would mike! you?

yes. go see it in cinemas!

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dreezy posted:

well mel gibson isn't blacklisted anymore so it's sure as gently caress not the jews. my money's on a secret Quaker cabal.

did he finally hit someone with his car?

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Dec 17, 2009

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Paladinus posted:

They are movies for literal and mental babies. Enjoying them betrays your stunted development.

hey man, i figured i'd ask you, but does vaping cause cancer?

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Dec 17, 2009

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The highlight of Ghost in the Shell will be knowing that these guys will probably review it.

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Dec 17, 2009

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"i have seen every talking object/animal film this year aimed at people aged 10 and lower" - an adult

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Dec 17, 2009

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i want to see them review max landis' netflix series, dork gontly

it's pretty bad

every episode can be summarized by this:

1) 'i am elijah wood and i am incredulous like in wilfred'
'i am quirky british male being flippant wowsers'
10 minutes

2) action scene where you could switch it with an action scene from american ultra and i probably wouldnt notice
5 minutes

3) go to 1

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Dec 17, 2009

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mikes chin is becoming his neck

maybe jay performed some sort of ritual to channel his skinnyfatness into mike???

video was good tho

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when will we get a movie about darth vader's tie figher advanced design

i would also like a retelling of the gonk robot's history

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Dec 17, 2009

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which is the best 'mike has drunk too much' episode, the funniest one

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Dec 17, 2009

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which is only enhanced by the 'oh it rang straight away' in the next episode

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Dec 17, 2009

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if you're getting all agitated about the oscars, just remember the very funny montage of industry awards

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Dec 17, 2009

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why didn't those HACCKS review oscard winning FILM MOONLIGHT

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Dec 17, 2009

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please do not joke about the health of mr stokeasser

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Dec 17, 2009

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i really, really enjoyed gotg but the gotg2 trailers have all been playing up the comedy/'''''''quippy'''''''' aspects and i am worried

e: gotg was a better star wars than tfa

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mng posted:



Best 3D movie.

i'm the obvious wire that hd has revealed

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Baronjutter posted:

I really like Hunt for the Wilderpeople, most recent comedy I actually laughed at. Some great Sam Neil.

not an american comedy tho, it's from australia's canada

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Sazabi posted:

Logan works as a comedy if sadness makes you laugh.

*in an extremely rich evans voice* yes

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Zack Snyder compares Justice League Movie to Seven Samurai

Zack Snyder posted:

“It’s an intense, awesome, and gigantic undertaking because Bruce [Wayne] is having to go out and sort of ‘Seven Samurai’ the Justice League together, which is fun… It’s slightly monumental, and at the same time they’re starting to grapple with this coming threat.”

i'm not sure which mike reaction face to post in reaction to this

maybe, uh

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Dec 17, 2009

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can't wait for the spin off movie about whomever obi-wan knocked up

then the spin off movie about the villain from that spin off movie, feat the death star and darth vader

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Dec 17, 2009

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i'm surprised at the restraint disney have shown by not using their ips to do a marvel/star wars comic crossover

i mean, theres already been a marvel/attack on titan oneshot

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Dec 17, 2009

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i saw gotg2 and enjoyed it and had a good time eating popcorn, i hope my movie-senpais like it too :ohdear:

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Dec 17, 2009

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powerful sex moves posted:

How was it in comparison to the first one? Better or worse?

I'm a bit biased on this one. I think it's fair to say they're both enjoyable films, but it's a bit of an odd comparison. The first GotG was the best Star Wars film since Empire, and the new one is much more about it's own mythos. Yondu steals the show, and the villain is possibly one of the most enjoyable in Marvel films so far, and has much more to him than generic evil motivation plus sky laser.

Lots of good character moments for Rocket, Yondu, Star-Lord, and Gamora. However, Drax does suffer from becoming a bit of a joke character, as opposed to his character in the original. There's some fresh and nice jokes, and the visuals in terms of colour and stylization are much more adventurous than your typical Marvel fare.

e: Mantis was a bit under-written, but on some level I'm glad some characters got a bit sidelined as there's so many that if everyone had equal focus it would feel too disjointed.

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Dec 17, 2009

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i'm a bit suprised there hasnt been a ghost in the shell or gotg2 hitb yet, is mike in the hospital again for liver cirrhosis?

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Quantum of Phallus posted:

Nobody in the world went to see Ghost in the Shell

isnt "films nobody saw" jay's favorite hipster genre?

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Dec 17, 2009

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

"One of these days, Greedo, I'm gonna shoot you, and I'm not going to wait for you to shoot at me first."

You're not thinking basic enough

there's going to be a moment where han shoots someone first, and looks directly at the camera, and says something like "i ALWAYS shoot first" and all the grognards in the audience will clap and cheer and give a standing ovation, and then i will ritually disembowel myself with a Coke(tm)-brand Lightsaber(tm) in the popcorn and candy wrapper strewn aisle of the cinema

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Do me first though.

but why would i deny you the pleasure of all the nerdcrew-esque podcasts screaming "Han shot first! VERY COOL!"

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