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lazorexplosion posted:But seriously who the gently caress finds jeans uncomfortable? Prolly people who buy poo poo $10 jeans from walmart that are stiff as a board. also chavs and russians. nice jeans basically feel like pjs, well not quite, but close. wear basketball shorts all day errry day
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 01:51 |
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zakharov posted:A two-parter that is a pro-read zone.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 00:18 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Well they were also business transactions, so let's not romanticize the past too much ill trade you three goats and half a camel done
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 01:55 |
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subway masturbator posted:Husband [30m] wants to split joint account They'll be divorced in a few years.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 17:34 |
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Skratte posted:Me [21F] with the family I nanny for. The son [13M]'s behavior is starting to creep me out, but I'm not sure if it actually is inappropriate or just a cultural difference.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 16:02 |
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Gaunab posted:Me [27 M] with my girlfriend [24 F] of 6 years- she wants to sleep around before we settle down. What should I do? that guy's relationship
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 04:37 |
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HardDiskD posted:My [25F] best friend since childhood [25M] is skipping my wedding (to his cousin [31M]) to go to a football match either he's reallllly into sports or wants to gently caress her and is probably upset shes marrying his cousin but who knows
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 17:37 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:My husband [34 M] acts like Larry David and I want him to stop jfc. ho... how do these people exist
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 18:21 |
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that would make more sense if you subtracted 5-10 years from their ages
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 20:01 |
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Gaunab posted:TL;DR - my gf is talking sweetly to other guys, as far as i know, nothing sexual has happened. this guy is really dumb
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 20:05 |
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HardDiskD posted:the girl is also very dumb because he is routinely snooping on her phone and she wont learn that everyone is awful when you're posting on reddit (and also SA)
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 20:35 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:I'm so baffled at any age difference greater than 5 years unless both people involved are at least over 30 tbh. I'm 25 and talking to most 21 year olds of either gender is exhausting I think that was like KleenTheRowdyDog or something if it helps. he was very bad and eventually got banned for basically being a pedo (or ephedophile or w/e poo poo they use), at least i hope he did.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 04:09 |
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Nuebot posted:Nerds looking down on other nerds will never not be funny to me. End boss Of SGaG* posted:Maybe those dudes are losers but the guy sounds insanely bitter and insecure over his mediocre life.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 11:33 |
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Lockback posted:People are terrible (if true) probably is. it sounds like some small-town south shithole so they should probably just get out because there's nothing they can do at that point. also embrace the castle doctrine or w/e Xaris fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Oct 17, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 20:22 |
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P-Mack posted:what's with these guys who need a notarized letter in triplicate saying "yes I'm banging your girlfriend"
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 18:27 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:there's a good one in r/legaladvice drat, raising your own sister/daughter. hosed up there was also like another couple of those where he wife was loving a dudes brother/father. what the gently caress is wrong with people
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 20:20 |
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i read the title first and that first reply was my exact thoughts. people are hosed up
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 01:15 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:LDR for 3 years, been with him since
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 04:15 |
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curlingiron posted:Everyone involved here is great.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 04:31 |
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bone app the teeth posted:which one of you is this post about?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 05:50 |
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Tender Bender posted:Sadly I can't find evidence of the homemade jeans, but the Denim Megathread OP does include gems like this: the luls are coming from inside somethingawful
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 03:10 |
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modern adaption of the typhoid mary story
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 19:45 |
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ad090 posted:AITA - I moved for my husband's job, my kids now hate me
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 03:43 |
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M.C. McMic posted:Hey, I hear a lot of bitching in Austin about all the assholes moving here from CA. I don't hear of a lot about people moving from TX to CA.
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 05:27 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA for asking my brother not to bring his husband to my wedding because of my fiancé's homophobic family? i love that everyone knows conservatives are a bunch of fragile snowflake children easily set off by having to eat something other than mashed potatoes or having to see a lgbtq or slightly non-white person, and yet this is nonchalantly accepted as OK, we'll work around it--which just makes things worse. just loving make them accept it or else
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# ¿ May 30, 2019 08:10 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for resorting to throwing a temper tantrum over microwaved fish in the office? there is a special hell for people that microwave fish in a shared breakroom, along with people who steal coworker lunches. so nta clearly this must call for special goony escalation so he needs to microwave and burn a giant bag of popcorn and microwaved eggs till they explode into hardened goop of sulfurous death Xaris fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jun 17, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 06:26 |
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welcome to hell posted:The update is Real True Events That Actually Happened:
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 18:01 |
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chemtrail huffer posted:AITA for getting a family thrown out of a restaurant for underage drinking?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 18:09 |
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QuarkJets posted:There have been a few times where I went grocery shopping with my toddler and he wound up accidentally shoplifting a yogurt cup or two, cause he absolutely loves holding the things and neither I nor the cashier notice crush the hedge-fund owned maximum shareholder profit and race to the bottom fire-all-employees grocery stores like safeway
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 07:01 |
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What should I [16f] do about my homophobic, transphobic, and racist bf [16m]?quote:We’ve been dating for 9 months, and other than those qualities he’s a great guy. However, those traits are making me less attracted to him. I’ve had around two major conversations with him stating the wrongfulness of his mindset (mind you, he’s made countless jokes to others and have hurt some people). I asked him to change his bigoted ways, yet to no prevail, he hasn’t. I love him, and I would hate to break up with him. I really hope I can change him. What should I do?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2019 07:17 |
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:All these words are very vague. What does "picture their appearance in your head" mean? Is it visual or metaphorical? When I think of Person who I see every day I absolutely have no actual image, eyes closed or open, of them. I can think of my memory of them and I can describe some general physical features and but I can't "envision" anything. I have a vague sense of them which might be like what ArbitraryC is describing, which is what I call "visualizing" but I can't make any actual visual analogy of it. It's not blurry or faded or fleeting because it's not an image, it's a mental structure of details an impression of what I remember about them. It's perfectly constant, but has absolutely no precision. It's like what I remember is the impression left by the experience. That impression can have a lot of detail or not, like any memory, but there's nothing to examine in it. Mostly all I get is a vague 'ok this is a oblong banana-y shape, and i know its yellow' but i'm not like picturing a yellow banana, just like vaguely a banana-y outline. I don't really dream (or at least not that I recall) except maybe once or twice a year, although I used to have more vivid nightmares as a kid which seemed to suddenly go away when I turned 12 or something. I'm utterly god awful at art but I'm fine at writing. Terrible at recalling lyrics, and generally my memory for some things is pretty bad these day. And yeah, I really have to concentrate to even see that, and even hard to picture for more than a few seconds and easily and quickly vanishes. Definitely seems like it's a spectrum from what people describe though and I guess i'm not the extreme end of it since it's not like all-black. I don't know if there's much relation but I also don't really have an internal monologue either from the way people describe it. i think im just extremely stupid tbh Xaris fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jun 25, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 04:57 |
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Scathach posted:This is loving wild. I wasn't aware that our brains were all so different when it came to the internal creation stuff. I'm a decent artist and definitely wouldn't be if I couldn't visualize stuff like I do. As far as inner monologue, I do not, no. I mean I think of things like "ok, when i get home i gotta do the laundry and feed my dog and i better remember to brush my teeth before i fall asleep" but not really in any sort of thinking/mute vocalizing way-- it's moreso kind of like recalling some facts I need to do. Likewise with reading, I'm generally absorbing it but not vocalizing it, like 'ok that dudes name is ishmael and he hunts whales' in a sort of factual way--and most definitely not visualizing some hot half-naked sailor with tattoos on the deck of a boat staring at a whale. My talking is mostly just a stream of consciousnesses because I'm not really imaging what I should be saying either and saying along with it either. It's hard to describe brains are weird.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 05:24 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My (24F) boyfriend (23M) wants me to quit camming because a viewer insulted his penis while we were putting on a show together lmfao. is this the guys first experience with the Internet??? we’ve been telling other goons that they have small worthless dicks since 2000 I genuinely could not imagine being 23 guy and break down crying naked on a bathroom floor because some rando Internet weirdo who watches cam girls used a standard throwaway dick joke
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 05:37 |
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goethe.cx posted:also 5" is like average. he should know that because if he's that insecure about his dick he's 100% googled "average penis size" elliot rogers quote.txt
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 05:48 |
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dudeness posted:The man having sex is getting laughed at by the men who watch camshows and tip money and masturbate. The man having sex is crying. Man having sex, why do you cry? I was thinking the same thing lol. That ain’t a normal reaction in that I’d question if they have a latent NPD or something
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 05:53 |
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goethe.cx posted:cousin fucker guy posted a one-handed update: quote:And then I licked her pussy and rear end in the bathroom of the bar. I stroked myself while I did it, and after I made her cum she helped me out. We promised we would never do this again, but I think we’ll get drinks one more time before i leave.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 06:00 |
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goethe.cx posted:OP is doubling down in the comments too. She was like "I apologized and made him his favorite breakfast and he doesn't seem mad at me so we're good. You guys are being mean." If it's not a troll it's a fairly shocking display of narcissism gunna go with the latter. there are a whole lot of people with extremely blatant narcissism
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 06:36 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:My [23m] wife [23f] has 8 nipples and it is a turnoff I uh did not know that was even possible. learning a whole lot from reddit
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 18:28 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For getting my handicapped neighbour's car towed? Sagebrush posted:Another one of those "yes, obviously....wait, nope" ones though getting government to issue a plate-restricted parking spot on the street sounds very weird to me. I know you can request cities to give a handicapped/blue designation to a parking spot outside an house but thats for anyone wtih a handicap sticker. Which, would still be vaguely lovely if you already have a garage for 2 cars and a driveway for another 2.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 22:21 |
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Pibur posted:TIFU deepthroating myself in front of my new assistant lmao that owns not surprisingly, there is a whole reddit devoted to autofelatio. goes well with the_donald i guess really kinda amazing that like 99% of tifu is completely fake, seems like way too much effort just to get reddit gold for some fake posting on a throwaway account, but whatever. too mcuh detail trying too hard to know what they're talking about to not appear fake Xaris fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jun 27, 2019 |
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