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loquacius posted:Cleavage is like right up near the face though This is also a good point, and establishes a clear divide between crotch/cleavage temptation.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:19 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:39 |
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imo just marry her ASAP and then she'll have a new last name!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:28 |
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Khorne posted:My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy. Not as disrespectful as she is being to reddit (and SA) with this cryptic bullshit!
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 22:38 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:To be fair she did tell him to gently caress her while she was sleeping. This has happened to me twice in my life and both times even in the midst of drunken stupor I was just like "yeah no that's ok". I can't imagine why someone would specifically want to do it.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:03 |
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bone app the teeth posted:the two roommates are banging and new girl is making her jealous High probability.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:31 |
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bone app the teeth posted:My boyfriend (20m) is keeping all my (19f) money This one's tough because we seem to have both a douchebag boyfriend and an unreliable narrator.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 23:48 |
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Nooner posted:jfc beezys be crazy about porn
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 22:35 |
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scrubs season six posted:It's not the porn. It's that the guys are retarded. Or extremely inexperienced. Or both. Basically. Any "porn ideas" about sex should vanish once the guy actually starts having sex. It just fills virgin's minds with dumb stuff. If they don't get over them quickly once they start having sex then they are just dumb and nothing will save them.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 23:31 |
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Tolkien minority posted:Was my [18 M] way of asking a girl [18 F] out on a date rude and/or inconsiderate I don't see anything wrong with this exchange from either party.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 23:49 |
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Tolkien minority posted:uhhh op clearly triggered the girl p hard???? wats not to see The redditor that posted this can suck my loving dick. Also why in the world, if we take the premise that he DEEPLY TRIGGERED her at face value, would she want a follow up apology? That would just be even worse. The whole thing is best left alone at this point whether you think anyone wrong occurred or not.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 23:53 |
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WampaLord posted:Is this something normal guys say, or is this based on your awful history with men? Why ask when everyone already knows.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 23:55 |
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Pick posted:That was a direct response to a question you idiot. quote:No one cares.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 00:35 |
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There is only one way to proceed: he must close her forum without warning.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 02:08 |
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Nooner posted:SWIM thinks goons who think talking about their CATTES is cute have no room to judge what other nerds call their w33d
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 17:06 |
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I'm the friend who connected an 18 year old woman with a 28 year old depressed fat man.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 17:13 |
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Leon Einstein posted:It's a little weird to repay debts with sex. Yeah, if it's an actual debt payment. Like if there is an official debt owed and it's like "I have no cash, I will pay with this sex" or "you owe me, I will take my payment in sex" then that is very weird and also bad. But a person thinking "wow what a nice thing this person did for me. I like this person. I will initiate the sex on account of these good feelings" then I think that's ok.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 22:03 |
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brotato posted:Cat chick is a bitch. Keep your cats safe indoors and also protect the local environment. This in part why I don't feed the neighborhood cat very often when it comes begging. Fucker got fed a few times by the roommate and thinks it's entitled now. It's the arrogance of it that annoys me more than anything. You feed a dog and he'll be your best friend. But the cat acts like you owe it the food. It will show up, beg pathetically, then leave the moment it's done eating like it collected on a debt. If you're gonna be like that then good luck hunting you little fucker!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 00:33 |
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Pick posted:I just have no patience for that complaint because if you read my posts in this thread they don't support your argument that I hate all men, considering it's almost all "you have to give people a chance" and "dick size isn't important." Like it's cool to imagine manhater Pick but I wouldn't have had the experiences of all these bad dates if I weren't giving a lot of people a fair shake. But that comes with the fact that a lot of times it didn't go well. I mean you've obviously made a trap, where it's wrong if you don't give people a chance, but if they do and it goes poorly you aren't allowed to discuss it if it conflicts with some rando's views? Give me a break. lazorexplosion posted:You suck.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 22:35 |
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Complex, hard to follow narrative: Lord of the Rings.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:09 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I knew a guy whose girlfriend dumped him because he didn't understand "Star Wars". I'm sorry Becky, I just don't get it! Are these medichlorians like bacteria or what? It's nonsense!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 23:53 |
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No explain it to me Becky! How are the jedi supposed to warn the Naboons about the attack... if they are transporting down WITH THE ATTACK? This movie doesn't make any sense Becky!!!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 23:55 |
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The first mistake was "working at the same company with similar jobs". That's a doomed proposition.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 15:14 |
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Anony Mouse posted:Is "you're ugly and stupid and boring" REALLY that brutal of a thing to say to someone when you break up? Funnily enough, it's insanely brutal if said calmly but rather tepid if shouted in anger.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 23:57 |
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Gaunab posted:Just going to say this since I can see the derail in this thread happening but NOBODY GIVES A gently caress ABOUT YOUR KINKS AND WHAT PORN YOU WATCH Buy some rope, idiot!!!
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 00:46 |
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Another tool of Patriarchy dismantled. Checkmate monogamists!
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 23:38 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I'm more curious about why this guy thought he could get through a relationship without sex He didn't. He thought he could get her to have sex.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 17:25 |
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Strep Vote posted:Me (28M) I think I had sex without permission with a girl (23F) last week If we take the story at face value the dude is not a rapist. But I'm gonna say that we've got a very likely case of unreliable/confused narrator here so who really knows because hot drat.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 23:38 |
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lol @ trying to return the uprooted, smashed up flowers.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 21:15 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:If you don't jerk it to cartoons, you aren't a real man. Come on bro. It's a right of passage really.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:39 |
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A popular Paid Leave policy in America: "Want to get paid? Don't leave ever."
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 19:56 |
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"Let's buy a horse together" must like the all-female version of when idiot couples have a baby to "help bring them closer together".
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 23:21 |
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Some people just don't like traveling very much.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 23:50 |
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Pick posted:But ultimately, rubbing your titties in somebody's face doesn't address broader issues that relate to people's appearance Is this what burlesque is????
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:04 |
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lol just lol if you're a man and haven't experienced the euphoric pleasure of being savagely beaten by a plus size woman in a leather and/or rockabilly outfit.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:56 |
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Regulation Size posted:*spinning around in a circle, pointing* undateable, undateable, undateable, Cumslut1895 posted:that's a mirror.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 01:59 |
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Carrion Luggage posted:she should have left the first time he woke her up screaming on the internet, no one should date anyone from DnD lmao
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 00:40 |
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Don't post the lovely depressing ones.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:01 |
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Chichevache posted:Yeah, I missed the post from a mod requesting that we only post happy, joyous examples of people struggling with relationship issues. God you suck. You're like the guy in the Griefing Thread in Games who insisted on posting videos of people harassing children in Minecraft with threats and profanity until they cried. He also did the whole "woah sorry didn't know this was HAPPY STUFF ONLY" whenever someone called him on it. Nobody wants to see that poo poo. Just gently caress off.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:20 |
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I play a healer more than ever now.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:49 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 13:39 |
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The whole thing was entirely online wasn't it? Like, no two of these four people have ever met in the flesh I bet.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 19:15 |