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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

loquacius posted:

Cleavage is like right up near the face though

I'm having trouble thinking of poses this guy could strike in an office setting that would display his crotch that prominently, like he walks over to your cube, plops one foot down on your desk, leans on that knee, and starts talking about your TPS reports or something

This is also a good point, and establishes a clear divide between crotch/cleavage temptation.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
imo just marry her ASAP and then she'll have a new last name!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Khorne posted:

My [25F] husband [27M] is being really disrespectful of something I enjoy.

Not as disrespectful as she is being to reddit (and SA) with this cryptic bullshit!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pvt.Scott posted:

To be fair she did tell him to gently caress her while she was sleeping.

This has happened to me twice in my life and both times even in the midst of drunken stupor I was just like "yeah no that's ok".

I can't imagine why someone would specifically want to do it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bone app the teeth posted:

the two roommates are banging and new girl is making her jealous

High probability.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

bone app the teeth posted:

My boyfriend (20m) is keeping all my (19f) money


reddit he took my debit card what should i do?

This one's tough because we seem to have both a douchebag boyfriend and an unreliable narrator.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Nooner posted:

jfc beezys be crazy about porn

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

scrubs season six posted:

It's not the porn. It's that the guys are retarded. Or extremely inexperienced. Or both.

Basically.

Any "porn ideas" about sex should vanish once the guy actually starts having sex. It just fills virgin's minds with dumb stuff. If they don't get over them quickly once they start having sex then they are just dumb and nothing will save them.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tolkien minority posted:

Was my [18 M] way of asking a girl [18 F] out on a date rude and/or inconsiderate


reddit response: op is basically a predator and should send her an apology on facebook

I don't see anything wrong with this exchange from either party.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Tolkien minority posted:

uhhh op clearly triggered the girl p hard???? wats not to see

The redditor that posted this can suck my loving dick.


Also why in the world, if we take the premise that he DEEPLY TRIGGERED her at face value, would she want a follow up apology? That would just be even worse. The whole thing is best left alone at this point whether you think anyone wrong occurred or not.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

WampaLord posted:

Is this something normal guys say, or is this based on your awful history with men?

Why ask when everyone already knows.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

That was a direct response to a question you idiot.


quote:

No one cares.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
There is only one way to proceed: he must close her forum without warning.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Nooner posted:

SWIM thinks goons who think talking about their CATTES is cute have no room to judge what other nerds call their w33d

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I'm the friend who connected an 18 year old woman with a 28 year old depressed fat man.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Leon Einstein posted:

It's a little weird to repay debts with sex.

Yeah, if it's an actual debt payment. Like if there is an official debt owed and it's like "I have no cash, I will pay with this sex" or "you owe me, I will take my payment in sex" then that is very weird and also bad.

But a person thinking "wow what a nice thing this person did for me. I like this person. I will initiate the sex on account of these good feelings" then I think that's ok.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

brotato posted:

Cat chick is a bitch. Keep your cats safe indoors and also protect the local environment.

This in part why I don't feed the neighborhood cat very often when it comes begging. Fucker got fed a few times by the roommate and thinks it's entitled now.

It's the arrogance of it that annoys me more than anything. You feed a dog and he'll be your best friend. But the cat acts like you owe it the food. It will show up, beg pathetically, then leave the moment it's done eating like it collected on a debt. If you're gonna be like that then good luck hunting you little fucker!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

I just have no patience for that complaint because if you read my posts in this thread they don't support your argument that I hate all men, considering it's almost all "you have to give people a chance" and "dick size isn't important." Like it's cool to imagine manhater Pick but I wouldn't have had the experiences of all these bad dates if I weren't giving a lot of people a fair shake. But that comes with the fact that a lot of times it didn't go well. I mean you've obviously made a trap, where it's wrong if you don't give people a chance, but if they do and it goes poorly you aren't allowed to discuss it if it conflicts with some rando's views? Give me a break.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Complex, hard to follow narrative: Lord of the Rings.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Khazar-khum posted:

I knew a guy whose girlfriend dumped him because he didn't understand "Star Wars".

I'm sorry Becky, I just don't get it! Are these medichlorians like bacteria or what? It's nonsense!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
No explain it to me Becky! How are the jedi supposed to warn the Naboons about the attack... if they are transporting down WITH THE ATTACK?

This movie doesn't make any sense Becky!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The first mistake was "working at the same company with similar jobs".

That's a doomed proposition.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Anony Mouse posted:

Is "you're ugly and stupid and boring" REALLY that brutal of a thing to say to someone when you break up?

Funnily enough, it's insanely brutal if said calmly but rather tepid if shouted in anger.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Gaunab posted:

Just going to say this since I can see the derail in this thread happening but :siren:NOBODY GIVES A gently caress ABOUT YOUR KINKS AND WHAT PORN YOU WATCH:siren:

Buy some rope, idiot!!!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Another tool of Patriarchy dismantled.

Checkmate monogamists!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:

I'm more curious about why this guy thought he could get through a relationship without sex

He didn't.

He thought he could get her to have sex.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Strep Vote posted:

Me (28M) I think I had sex without permission with a girl (23F) last week

If we take the story at face value the dude is not a rapist. But I'm gonna say that we've got a very likely case of unreliable/confused narrator here so who really knows because hot drat.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol @ trying to return the uprooted, smashed up flowers.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

If you don't jerk it to cartoons, you aren't a real man. Come on bro.

It's a right of passage really.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
A popular Paid Leave policy in America: "Want to get paid? Don't leave ever."

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
"Let's buy a horse together" must like the all-female version of when idiot couples have a baby to "help bring them closer together".

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Some people just don't like traveling very much.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

But ultimately, rubbing your titties in somebody's face doesn't address broader issues that relate to people's appearance

Is this what burlesque is????

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol just lol if you're a man and haven't experienced the euphoric pleasure of being savagely beaten by a plus size woman in a leather and/or rockabilly outfit.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Regulation Size posted:

*spinning around in a circle, pointing* undateable, undateable, undateable,


Cumslut1895 posted:

that's a mirror.

:vince:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Carrion Luggage posted:

she should have left the first time he woke her up screaming on the internet, no one should date anyone from DnD

lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Don't post the lovely depressing ones.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chichevache posted:

Yeah, I missed the post from a mod requesting that we only post happy, joyous examples of people struggling with relationship issues.

God you suck.

You're like the guy in the Griefing Thread in Games who insisted on posting videos of people harassing children in Minecraft with threats and profanity until they cried. He also did the whole "woah sorry didn't know this was HAPPY STUFF ONLY" whenever someone called him on it. Nobody wants to see that poo poo. Just gently caress off.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I play a healer more than ever now.

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The whole thing was entirely online wasn't it?

Like, no two of these four people have ever met in the flesh I bet.

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