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Bonzo posted:And coming soon.... Gonna get fiiiiired.
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Due to a hurricane a friend of mine brought a tarantula that belonged to a someone they pined for on a several hundred mile trip. i can confirm as a non tarantula owner theyre basically fuzzy rocks and to me, at least, the next level up from cat lady in so far as you dont really do anythig with your pet but feed it.
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Jan 16, 2017 21:29
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I hope this man immediately ghosted her so hard she and her friends to this day question if he ever really existed. Like sure, it'd be super cool to pull some mega-awesome you're dumped prank to get some sort of karmic satisfaction but that would involve spending a single moment more with this woman and her extremely loving stupid friends.
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Jan 17, 2017 06:29
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Mirthless posted:what an rear end in a top hat Sorry mirthless, but I hate horses and they hate me. After years of tense negotiations we have signed a mutual border agreement and demilitarized zone between us but travel between the two is strictly forbidden and both of us retain second-strike capabilities.
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Jan 17, 2017 23:58
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" - seriously, guy, you hate horses?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah Pretty sure theyre just blowing each other in a walmart parking lot in full camo.
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Jan 18, 2017 00:02
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Mirthless posted:a wild theory, being as generous as possible to the boss: Assuming he has any decency this is exactly whats happening. Reffering to it, even in passing, is an hr nightmare waiting to happen and if she never mentions it its like it never happened and as soon as one of them leaves the companys its gonna be the weird story they tell other people.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:27
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Antivehicular posted:I wish I knew enough Latin to cobble together dog-Latin for "let me tell you about my fursona," because that's what this picture deserves. Please he just wants to ask who overwatches the overwatchmen porn fanfic he wrote.
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Jan 18, 2017 05:58
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Sorry, but superman and wonder woman raised A-ko better.
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Jan 18, 2017 06:31
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Yo a quilt is a shitload of work to make regardless of the pattern on the fabric and is an absolutely unbelievably nice gift. Their is no reason to dispose of it, and frankly if he were to for reasons other than "it is literally no longer functionally a quilt" Jane would be absolutely in the clear to not deal with him again. The girlfriend is either an idiot, inconsiderate, or trying to isolate him and none of those things are good features. Like gently caress, go to your local quilting guild meetings and find out just how goddamn much work it takes and how extremely meaningful each and every quilt is for the maker.
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Jan 18, 2017 17:49
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Calling it now, the woman has kneecaps on the back of her legs. WampaLord posted:Do I actually have to go, or can I take your word for it? No this is for class credit and attendance will be taken before the women their complement you on their youth as you begin to wonder if one of them may have been William McKinleys lover.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:49
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Gaunab posted:Love triangle This is really easy, even though you obfuscated it in a shitload of boring 3 some crap. You arent marries to him, you dont want kids with him, just dump him. Or i guess just keep letting life happen to you without owning up to any of your desires which so far has somehow worked for you.
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Jan 18, 2017 18:57
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Gaunab posted:Lusting for an Irishman Youve been dating four months, dont like your boyfriends views or attitude, and are skeeved out by his discussion of a long term future together. Erin Go Hot over there is not the key problem here and has almost nothing to do with your dillemma. Dump your current boyfriend because he is awful. Then figure out your plan to conquer southern Ireland.
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Jan 18, 2017 23:35
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3 months in and youve sussed out she flagrantly lies to serve herself, does whatever the gently caress, and wants to be in a kind of relationship you dont want. You actually dont even need to think about the "did she cheat on me" thing because you should already be dumping her. Now you might be thinking "Cool, and i can then continue to bang her, right?" And i would tell you that you are a goddamn idiot because she would absolutely give you a disease from a common cold to a venereal one without a second thought and if you dont get your house keys back from her you better pay to change the locks goddamn move it man.
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Jan 19, 2017 00:59
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My (19m) gf (18f) has EXTREME ocd with food chewing and its getting out of hand Dude, you gotta let her go so you can eat as much food as you can stand until your metabolism fails you. Then you date the food controling spouse and smugly act like your just really healthy on your own. Best part is it may be the same girl since nobody else should be putting up with this. Its just a break, really.
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Jan 19, 2017 18:05
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Nazzadan posted:Tale as old as tiiiiiiime I feel unhappy in my current arrangement which i could end with no difficulty or financial onligation on my end, what should i do?
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Jan 19, 2017 19:11
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This is how people get the wrong chinese character as a tattoo. Dont expect people to do the legwork if youre truthful.
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Jan 20, 2017 01:37
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Gaunab posted:She Vape Me Lady, just dump him. Could it be shortsighted, oh yeah. Do I give a poo poo because your problem is dull beyond measure and youve given so little information about his and your behavoir and relationship other than youre both likely idiot teenagers experimenting at the adults you want to become? Nope.
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Jan 20, 2017 02:35
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Im glad that lady dumped her boy even if it took her way too long. Im also confused at how poo poo his job was and if it wasnt also possibly an mlm scam because what the gently caress.
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Jan 20, 2017 14:40
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Hey yo dont date people who take your clothes and hoard them. While it may seem like a romantic meet cute story to some of you, you need to parse out what decision making and communication skills that reflects.
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Jan 20, 2017 15:27
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Get an abortion. NEXT!
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Jan 20, 2017 17:09
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So if watching porn is committing adultery, is watching it with her opening up their relationship? Also, look lady youre both crazy people, your counselor is crazy, and theres no hope for you all to have a normal outcome. You need to either start living like a King of the Hill character full time or just divorce him since your god apparently lets you do so.
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Jan 20, 2017 17:37
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Dad [62] flew me halfway across the country to meet his mistress [~50+] AND her three children, who I didn't know of until minutes before meeting them. Its apparently a thing in some countries, rural north china ive experienced in person and im told it happens in Mongolia too, where the idea of having like a village wife and a city wife is seen as acceptable so long as you support both the families equally. This guy though, this guy is gonna be taken to the cleaners so hard his insides will be starched.
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Jan 20, 2017 19:18
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Gaunab posted:Man Scanning Youre young and shes eyeballing other dudes on a trip. If her claims of bodily fear are true, she is a nervous wreck and doesnt trust you to keep hwr safe. Pack your poo poo into your car because youre going to the dump.
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Jan 20, 2017 20:36
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Like thats not even offensive. If anything, its supportive as it indicates he knows the baby is exhausting and that she likely has little time for herself. Is it particularly helpful? Not really but fuckin a lady he should dump you if a sentence like that results in an arguement and a reddit request
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Jan 21, 2017 17:32
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Antivehicular posted:Ralph is loving Frosty Yeah, that's either some hot, gay loving or they're rounding up strippers and doing the Shenzhen Special with them.
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Jan 22, 2017 06:01
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CharlestheHammer posted:I would text him back just to see what his endgame was or how he expected that to go. Jealousy that keeps her in the relationship to prove shes better than the other woman. I saw this happen personally to someone and your opinion of a person can not drop fast enough.
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Jan 22, 2017 17:15
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My workplace training has always stressed not touching any employee under you ever due to possible implications. I sat through one that literally recommended only handshakes and hi fives, and that to be extra sure to only do that whennother coworkers were present and that touching a coworkers arm as described above could be grounds for sexual harassment.
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Jan 23, 2017 15:26
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Now this aint for everyone cause it sounds insane when i type it sounds like an obvious loony person: use protection that prevents sexually transmitted diseases and then, once serious snd considerimg the ol skin to skin have both partners get checked and share their clean bill of health. Also this lady wont even share what it is so its bad and dude needs a doctor yesterday.
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Jan 23, 2017 15:52
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yup, that's the weirdest part. They're all in college and hooking up with other people who you don't live with is the easiest thing in the world. Why bother generating this level of absurd drama? Maybe drama is their fetish. Part of going to college is getting life experience and learning new things.
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Jan 23, 2017 22:19
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Texting that frequently check up messages is a little odd, and when combined with his other behavoirs makes it feel like a court order or a preprogrammed routine. Shes probably not portraying it well to her family, and she should leave before the dudes sister starts coaching him to do other stuff.
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Jan 23, 2017 22:23
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At your ages, time together, and job advancement she probably was expecting a different proposal. At least you were helpful and threw out some final flares on the rocket of romance so youre free to fly solo.
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Jan 23, 2017 23:48
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Pick posted:tale as old as time... tune as old as song ~ The saddest part here is the dude might qualify for alimony
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Jan 24, 2017 00:58
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Your breasts are like two clowns stuck inside the circus as they close it down.
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Jan 24, 2017 04:24
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Gonna give some props, cheating during a party while family is there is incredibly bold if nothing else.
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Jan 24, 2017 16:07
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Mirthless posted:yeah imo it says "looking for the thrill of spicy, risky sex" which is the kind of thing you do with somebody when regular loving isn't cutting it for you anymore Oh its a whoooooole bunch. Dude needs to get divorced asap and, as far as things can be called lucky, his family has unambiguous experience of why they are now divorced so theyll have his back. As someone above mentioned he should probably get tested for STDs.
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Jan 24, 2017 16:12
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Unironically i think that poor childs life might be improved if he were kidnapped and raised by his kidnapper.
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Jan 24, 2017 18:39
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Gaunab posted:This is so dumb it's funny. Oh cool, she figured out a ritual to transfer her nightmares to her ex boyfriend.
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Jan 24, 2017 21:13
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Cross dress wife buried the "hes gotten really into drugs" far down in there.
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Fullhouse posted:child support to dozens of illegitimate children Who he has to support after betting their home, cars, and life insurance policies that he couldnt get them pregnant in one shot.
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Im on nut crushed dudes side here but dude dont write like a jackass
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