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classical music?! that's the gayest kind!
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why not...not tell him.
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Sep 28, 2017 01:25
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what person can both buy "a bag of" bow ties and feel embarrassment
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Sep 28, 2017 03:47
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7000 is still a hell of a lot of photos
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Sep 28, 2017 07:40
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that guy should build the playhouse anyway, imo
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Sep 29, 2017 06:52
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imagine spending so much time together, having regular sex and never having talked about masturbation
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Sep 29, 2017 19:52
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sounds like 10 miles of time to practice your balance
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Oct 5, 2017 02:20
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Thank you for your service, now please restock the expired raisinets
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Oct 5, 2017 13:56
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lmao at the idea of this adult with bills and responsibilities calling a baby "that thing" and proudly sharing it with reddit
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Oct 5, 2017 21:30
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if you can't drop several hundred dollars to care for your pet don't get a gd pet.
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Oct 6, 2017 03:48
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when his fringed rhubarb comes in, he'll be able to upset the whole trial.
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Oct 6, 2017 20:54
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well he probably embarrassed himself less than half the people to walk into the music store that day.
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Oct 8, 2017 01:39
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my boyfriend would be a better communicator if his head weren't full of lightblades and weeoks
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Oct 10, 2017 21:45
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what a charmed life you live, to destroy something worth over a grand for an instagram
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Oct 11, 2017 03:39
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once a dog leaves its yard and enters greater suburbia, it's guaranteed a slow death from exposure. killing it early is a mercy.
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Oct 11, 2017 14:38
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creeping up to baby's room to snap a pic for #tantrumtuesday
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Oct 11, 2017 21:22
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being around someone who acts in such an abnormal but boring way just sounds like college again
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Oct 12, 2017 03:49
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fruit on the bottom posted:Was my [28/M] accidental comment to my female Co-worker [21/F] enough to get me fired? was this posted at 3am
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Oct 12, 2017 19:39
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i've fashioned a brush from a sock and bedpost, which i use to collect the condensation that forms on the bedroom window
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Oct 12, 2017 20:19
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feet and genitals should be kept out of contact except for emergencies or where expressed permission is given.
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Oct 14, 2017 00:36
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Whorelord posted:anime until death
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Oct 15, 2017 02:54
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a wonderful little Say Anything moment to discuss with your new therapist
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Oct 16, 2017 23:14
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Dienes posted:Imagine if the genders were reversed on this one. Okay, I will imagine it.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:03
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imagine being the guy who has to break this to the poor woman, swiping through his growing album of angry boyfriend photos
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Oct 17, 2017 21:05
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"that candy bar was for company! "
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Oct 17, 2017 23:00
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is "our relationship" a romantic one or is op just realllly hoping
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Oct 18, 2017 00:34
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FACT: all cancer patients have had at least one meal. some of them have had thousands(!)
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Oct 26, 2017 02:03
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just gonna stare at my own boobs with these binoculars, i need time to warm up
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Nov 1, 2017 20:34
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submit your sex resume on a single sheet of A4 paper, and yes, i will be calling your references
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Nov 1, 2017 21:25
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any time someone tells a story where the bad person "lectures for like 30 minutes" i wonder if it isn't made up
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Nov 4, 2017 01:54
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clearly op has to double down on her pettiness and buy a separate nicer fridge which is Not Hers
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Nov 8, 2017 07:44
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Khorne posted:This is actually awesome. This guy is so bothered by it. It's hilarious. if your motivation for doing something is to deride your partner that is not awesome
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Nov 9, 2017 16:28
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but doctor, i am the bee!
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Nov 9, 2017 22:43
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posting is abuse
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Nov 13, 2017 15:12
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bespoke new york times cross word puzzles
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Nov 13, 2017 20:01
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doesn't sound like dude was hiding it, just never stopped her to say he liked men. esp after agreeing not to discuss past partners i can see why it might not come up often
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Nov 15, 2017 04:46
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Meme Emulator posted:Ehhhh, even then, whats his crime? Being guilty of bein a lonley guy who thought a pretty girl wanted to see him naked? If he was unattached when he did it he did nothing wrong and I cant believe he didnt just tell the blackmailer to go gently caress himself. he doesn't want all his friends to see him rubbing his dick, i think.
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Nov 20, 2017 23:14
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please don't dox my fetish fiction
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Nov 29, 2017 03:40
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i'd rather sleep alone and bite free than loved and bumpy
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Nov 30, 2017 01:30
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Inescapable Duck posted:Also, not everyone can afford a babysitter for every mundane task. then start crate training early!
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