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LethalGeek posted:https://m.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/55a183/me_27_f_with_my_girlfriend_26_f_of_3_months_have/ OP is erased and comments are locked. The worst possible outcome. 
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DOMDOM posted:Truth. Does watching porn teach you how to be good in bed? At all? Most of the postures are chosen for how they look on camera not how good they feel, and certainly not how good they feel for the lady. Even the orgasms in most  lesbian porn look fake as hell.Maybe a vintage stag film could be instructional, where some hairy people just have sex while bow chicka bow wow music plays, but a lot of modern porn is awful for teaching you how to sex.
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Oct 2, 2016 19:02
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Day Man posted:It's gotta be better than absolutely no knowledge at all. Naw. Throughout history haven't a whole lot of people gone into their first time without porn? It's not rocket science.
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Oct 2, 2016 19:34
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What's worse, a guy who has no idea how sex works, or a guy who has watched this gif a thousand times and thinks this is how sex works?
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Oct 2, 2016 19:37
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Day Man posted:20 something years of having "sex is so evil that you shouldn't even know anything about it" drilled into your brain seems harder to get over than "girls totally like facials and anal". On the other hand, getting your dick wet and having an orgasm would go a long way to overcoming "sex is bad" indoctrination.
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Oct 2, 2016 19:56
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Pick posted:They think they're at fault for not loving enough or being patient enough. Plus some of them look like real catches. Decent looking, good job, spends lots of time at home. Isn't abusive, cheating, or an addict. Oh boo hoo, he's not affectionate enough.
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Oct 3, 2016 04:43
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Farg posted:not doing something wrong doesn't mean you also aren't doing anything right Exactly. I'm not saying they are in a good situation, I'm saying it can be hard for them to explain to outsiders what is so bad about it.
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Oct 3, 2016 08:34
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rage against the Maureen posted:'my husband is in love with another man and wants him to move in with us. Also, he orders a lot pizza, what's um with that? ' It's not ordering pizza, it's random acts of pizza. That means he's going on reddit and begging strangers for free pizza. JnnyThndrs posted:Looks like several of these women were in previous relationships with abusive guys, so being with an emotionless robot looks pretty good when your black eye has just healed up. Fifteen years later, though, the decision looks....less good. Yeah, that was an episode of ST:TNG. A lady got out of a bad relationship and started dating Data. Later she realizes he's literally a robot incapable of love.
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Oct 4, 2016 03:52
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C-SPAN Caller posted:That eagle is boss as hell and she's weird to be scared of such badass coexistence, she should get over it else he can find better. Imagine loving in front of that eagle, it's like A true blood American duty Eagle friend is cool, but it does mean if they live together they won't be able to have pets. Or babies. Certainly something to think about if she's looking for a long term relationship.
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Oct 6, 2016 00:13
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Just remembered I need some white shoes. But it is after labor day! 
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Oct 6, 2016 04:28
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Jack Trades posted:My (49F) presumably sociopathic daughter (16F) has continuously gone out of her way to cause me harm. Now she is trying to convince my husband I am cheating on him. Not sure if I can hold on any longer. Well one of them certainly has mental problems. I wonder which one.
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Oct 6, 2016 07:24
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Maybe those guys should buy their SO's a rabbit. Or a sybian. Help them understand the difference between good sex with SO and fun solo adventures.
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Oct 21, 2016 23:46
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Mordja posted:Wait, she spied on her own room for an entire month? Once the camera is up it's not much trouble. Probably had it set to be motion activated, so there would only be a couple minutes of footage per day.
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Oct 25, 2016 02:40
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:My wonderful loving parents sometimes being wrong was something I figured out at an early age, and it's definitely not a universal thing. I came to terms with the fact that sometimes I'd have to tell my parents what's right when I was in fifth grade, so while I'd be disappointed with something like that, it would be more eye-rolling than world-shattering to me. Yeah. Cheater mom definitely brought it on herself, the daughter is right about that. But you don't support your family because they are right, you support them because they are your family. You're going to have hard times that are at least partly your own fault too, and you want your family to be there for you then. Everyone is a fuckup.
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Oct 28, 2016 00:15
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zakharov posted:The thread's going to get closed if y'all don't knock this off. Yeah, I didn't think 8 months even counts as "extended breastfeeding". There's nothing at all weird about breastfeeding for year if you can manage it.
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Oct 30, 2016 01:04
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Khorne posted:It's one giant wall of text on reddit too. This one is strange. That seems like the behavior of a drug addict or a teenager, not a 29 year old mother.
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Oct 30, 2016 03:35
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bubblebee posted:This post has new updates. LOL. He wanted to go to the wedding to hook up with someone else.
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Oct 30, 2016 04:20
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Captain Yossarian posted:Aren't we just assume the FIL beats off to her dirty drawers? But he washes them after, right? Still a good deal to me.
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Nov 1, 2016 00:05
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Menstrual Show posted:Lmao if you're serious posting that you'd be cool with your partner chilling on the couch in drag, all while hiding it from you. I'd be fine. Pleased even. I could use a makeup buddy, I've never been happy with my eyebrows.
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Nov 1, 2016 23:09
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Defiance posted:Just get progressively more emotionally distant and dismissive, sneak in a few subtly hurtful remarks about her looks, and openly flirt with other women. It's like the guy's never ended a relationship before. Not sure how this is going to help with the cat lady.
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Nov 2, 2016 01:19
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Anony Mouse posted:Awkward daughter naming issue between cousins (34Fs) They are cousins, so their kids will be second cousins, third cousins? There's absolutely no reason they can't both use the name. 
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Nov 3, 2016 11:40
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P-Mack posted:Yeah if some guy knocked on my door asking me to listen to a secret tape of my daughter's friend's mom I'd tell him to gently caress off , because why would I want to do that and what kind of weirdo would even ask. That lady is probably right that people have started treating her differently, but a bit mistaken about the reason. Yeah, I probably wouldn't be convinced by some rando coming around telling everyone that one of the mothers of a kid in my kid's class was crazy. I've seen the woman in question at school events for years, and she's always seemed pretty normal, while I've never seen this guy before in my life. I've never heard her in a screaming fight, so I can't even be sure that voice on the tape is hers. I have no reason to believe his story. But I might start avoiding that woman anyway, because she has a psycho ex. I'd rather my kid stopped hanging out with her kid, because I don't want my kid to become collateral damage in that family's drama. If he's going around trying to ruin her life through gossip, the next phase could easily be violence, and I don't want that in my life. I'm not risking my family's safety for a women I barely know.
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Nov 5, 2016 02:57
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Chichevache posted:He sounds like a living saint and I want to be his best friend. Just don't expect him to pick up the check. He's always broke.
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Nov 5, 2016 03:04
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scrubs season six posted:If you love your wife and are not a sexist pig you will let other dudes pound her vag into hamburger. hth Please don't hamburgerize any vags. Thanks.
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Nov 5, 2016 15:42
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remigious posted:Are there people that genuinely enjoy eating rear end and don't just pretend they do so they can be one of the cool kids? What is enjoyable about it? Who enjoys sucking dick? Or eating pussy? No one, that's who. Everybody just does it out of reciprocity.
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Nov 26, 2016 11:15
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almightyerin posted:RUN GIRL RUN!!!! Mom crazy, so what. But really, what does she think he's going to do? I can't see a "me or your mom" ultimatum going well.
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Nov 27, 2016 04:17
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They should encourage his mom and aunt to buy the house across the street. This would make a great sitcom.
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Nov 27, 2016 06:32
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Troposphere posted:I mean she already said the dude wanted to move abroad but the dog was too old to go through that soooooo pretty sure it has to do with that! Still, it feels like she's missed something. It's ridiculous that a guy would go right to dog murder with zero red flags ahead of time. That isn't normal. Even for crazy people that isn't normal.
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Nov 27, 2016 23:18
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Jeza posted:Imagine being together with somebody for a year but never having seen their actual face. Maybe she doesn't even have any face left, and the endless layers of makeup have just formed a crusty skin simulacrum plastered onto her skull. It would be incredibly tempting to bust out the cold creme and clean her face while she's sleeping one night.
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Nov 28, 2016 04:21
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LethalGeek posted:I want that dude to take a wet wipe to her face and just take a big part of it off before she knows what's happening and watch the resulting melt down That could get rough. I'm telling you, cold cream is the way to go.  Get a good amount on both hands and you could get most of her face in one quick swipe. It immediately starts dissolving the layers of makeup, it's excellent at removing makeup. It's thick and oily, so there is no way to remove the cold cream without also removing nearly all of the make up as well.
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Nov 28, 2016 07:16
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Syncopated posted:Is this a phrenology thing? Idgi It's an incel/mgtow thing. They aren't getting laid and they don't understand that their personality is the problem, so they obsessively study the physical features of sexually attractive men to try to discover the problem. This leads to bizarre posts about the size of the clavicle or the eyebrow ridge being essential for sexual success.
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Nov 28, 2016 23:34
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haljordan posted:Also the situation that boggles my mind the most, by far, are the couples who consider staying together when it's clear that one person wants kids and the other doesn't. That is by far the biggest decision you could make as a couple, way more than buying a house. Hell, one of the reasons I knew I'd end up marrying my wife was because we both made it pretty clear early on that neither of us wanted children. How could either side compromise on that and somehow expect to not regret it the rest of their lives? The one who wants kids counts on eventually being able to wear the other down, assuming other family members and society's expectations will help. Once a kid is born they assume the reluctant partner will love their own kid, see that they were foolish to not want kids, and everything will be wonderful.
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Nov 29, 2016 04:47
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almightyerin posted:Poor guy. She's giving him PTSD with this poo poo. (this is from r/relationship_advice in case anyone's curious) Wait until he realizes the only reason he landed a smart, hot doctor was because he's got acne and she has an acne fetish.
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Nov 29, 2016 04:57
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Nuebot posted:Fat weirdness aside, the sisters definitely were lovely. OP did sound over dramatic, but at the same time if she has been "the fat one" her whole life she probably has good reason to snap now that the kids she loved are presumably being taught to just poo poo all over their aunt. Geez kid, you're 15. If you haven't learned how to sneak around behind your mom's back yet, I don't even know.
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Dec 1, 2016 06:25
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loquacius posted:and from his perspective she's all like "aaaaa heeeellllp, thunder is scaaaary, and the liiiights, they went oooout and I don't know what to dooooo, I'm mad that you're not basing your life around my inability to cope with simple and common inconveeeeniencessssss boo hoo hoo" Are we completely sure she isn't actually a dog?
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Like I'm assuming if there were an actual emergency that he could help with, then he would come home. I dunno, maybe I'm projecting, I briefly dated a girl who was utterly incapable of dealing with the day to day reality of the universe as it exists, she'd panic at everything and like....it's exhausting. On the other hand, this guy is a magic player. He should probably take care of his gal, before he gets sucked into the incel vortex of sadness.
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Dec 1, 2016 23:29
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bone app the teeth posted:Adults who can't handle the power going out probably can't handle any other activity without help either. Exactly. That's why you need to teach your kids to handle this stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpURRW80LnM
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Dec 2, 2016 00:51
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I wish people would say "had sex with" if that's what the mean. Merely sleeping with someone wouldn't be cheating.
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Nazzadan posted:I love my girlfriend to death, but if she was in a planned hospital visit for multiple days, I'm not going to spend every minute that I'm not asleep or at work by her side. So you're just going to leave her laying in a boring room all alone all day? Nothing to do. No one to talk to. Being stuck in hospital is the most boring thing ever (unless you're hosed up enough to be kept sedated 24/7). Oh well. Maybe her mom will love her enough to keep her company.
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