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 what the gently caress would possibly make that seem like a good idea to do
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For once, I'm going to preemptively agree with Picks inevitable suggestion of 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Dead men don't pay child support.
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It can be both!
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In the words of the FWP thread: Just jerk off, you loving lunatic.
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Or maybe it's being emotionally stable enough to realize "Fluffy is completely loving screwed and either I end him quickly and relatively painlessly, or we drag this poo poo out for over an hour of suffering only for the vet to have to kill him anyway." There are no winners in this particular contest.
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Dudes insecure as gently caress about not being muscular; sky blue, water wet, hughs under his truck and alls right with the world
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GODDAMMIT I've read the entire thread, now what'll I read between patrols at work as long as I'm here, what the hell is 'berth el pup'? If it was explained earlier I've long forgotten it
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[whipcrack but it sounds like a belt being slapped onto a pile of pudding and ham]
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"BUT I GOT GOLD, I'M A WINNER" "That's nice, I'm sure your three month old niece gives the slightest poo poo about that"
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LadyPictureShow posted:Ohhhhhhh baby! Tell me more  I love happy endings.
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Is it the same frat house every time?
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Sandweed posted:In my mind I see Pete reading this thread, he sighs, takes a sip of his coffe. He looks into the camera with tires eyes that have seen to much and says: Half your age then add 7.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Okay, this conversation’s probably gone on long enough, but I guess I can’t help myself: Because you're an inexperienced newbie who hasn't had enough practice to be able to do both at once without overloading his poor, stupid, sex-riddled brain? Like me  I love giving oral sex to the point that I'm perfectly happy to do it without reciprocation but I'm still at the stage where I have to concentrate at least a little on what I'm doing, and bringing a hand in just throws me off entirely at this stage.
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No you may not stick your finger in my pooper. At least buy me dinner first!
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If homeboy is anything like me, it's equal parts various body issues, general insecurity/anxiety, and a firmly deep-seated belief that any person showing interest in me could do so much better than me, and in fact deserves better than to have to deal with my bullshit for any length of time; driving then away is for their own good. I'm aware this isn't a healthy mindset, yes. 
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Money says that dude has older brothers who tortured him with farts and now he can barely loose a silent one without his lower lip trembling.
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Breetai posted:Pee?
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Do not drag your best friend into your weird sex fetishes. This should not even be an issue.
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Jesus christ. At least it has a happy ending.
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almightyerin posted:You know, that's the first time I read the famous poop knife story and was expecting something very different. You did miss Pick (further) outing herself as a terrible person by saying hitting your spouse is cool and good and that not wanting to be hit is emotional manipulation 
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almightyerin posted:Do whaaa? Don't you know? In Picks hosed up world, hauling off and cracking your loved ones across the skull is the only way to express your passion for them! I roundhouse kick you in the face because I'm so in love with you, honey! LET ME LOVE YOU  Not letting me turn your features into hamburger is oppression! Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jul 1, 2018 |
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I really don't get the hullabaloo about circumcision. People get so tightly wound up about it. Then again, I got snipped as a kid and my family is non-jewish, so  and I don't have the slightest shred of resentment or anything about it. Smegma is gross and I don't have to worry about it building up, so there's that. It hasn't really affected my sex life, because as a goon I don't have one anyway 
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COMRADES posted:It's just a super weirdo practice of messing with a baby's genitals for no real medical reason. Yeah but it's even less of a problem without the foreskin and I can clean it without having to deal with the song and dance of pulling the hood back; it's easy for some guys, for others they have to jump through hoops to get under it, I'm told. You seem really wound up about it. Does my having been snipped somehow affect you personally?
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Or I'm one of the ones actually happy with his dick and doesn't feel the need to constantly compare it to every other dudes. Or some combination of the two I've seen foreskin-crazies try to use the smegma as a point *for* keeping it. "IT'S NATURAL!  "So eye-boogers, we still get rid of them Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Jul 1, 2018 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You can't talk dicks here! This is the r/relationships thread! I should rewatch that movie. But yes, this derail is overdue for snipping.
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Tools are indeed incredibly practical and she is, ironically being a huge tool herself.
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The gently caress is a cheese tray, anyway? Who the hell needs a specific tray to put cheese on? You slice the cheese, you put it in your mouth.
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I'm not seeing anything there that can't be done just as well with a generic cutting board or a plate. Needing a tray specifically for cheeses is the single most first world thing I've seen all day.
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No, there's nothing inherently suspicious about male teachers, what the gently caress is wrong with you E: i mean I have seen some stupid-rear end posts including my own, reading this thread, but holy poo poo
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Project a little harder, fatkraken, I think there's people at the back of the room who still can't see it
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Jul 3, 2018 14:09
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That's like the single least interesting thing it could possibly have been. What a waste.
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The ghost of Sigmund Freud lets out a smug harrumph.
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A person who considers having pets and liking animals to be childish is a terrible, terrible person.
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Pick posted:also for someone who is an extremely passionate animal lover, 2 dogs and 2 cats does not strike me as particularly craaaazy Two dogs, five cats, and we used to have a free-roaming turtle too that dude is the hugest of weenies and it's good that she booted him.E: did not see the tail docking tale. 
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Dog girl is cool and good and I would like to hang out with her and her dogs. Dogs are good people.
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Achievement Unlocked: Yellow Is Not Mellow
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