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I'm assuming it didn't go well because the Lesbian OP replied "going out for drinks in a bit! Going to let her know then!" And now it's locked.
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Bud K ninja sword posted:that is like the baby shoes never worn of loving reddit right there. Some chicks are into older guys but man, I cannot even have an intelligent conversation with a 22 year old girl these days.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:14
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ikanreed posted:Uh... I don't think he's in it for the conversation Well she could be in it because she likes old dudes AND he's a creep is what I'm saying.
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Oct 1, 2016 16:34
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DOMDOM posted:Let's play guess the religion that led to this hilarity So she could literally tell him anything was normal and he would believe it and do it. Sounds like a win-win! Edit: the dude is starting off with zero kink and thinks anything she does is the greatest thing on the planet, I'm not seeing what the issue is. Is this a humble brag?
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Oct 1, 2016 18:08
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Helsing posted:"this 28 year old man has never heard of the clitoris, I really hit the jackpot!" said no woman ever I dunno, sounds better than what my female friends have told me about getting choked or having their mouth spit in with dudes the first time they had sex with them (separate occasions) I figure that's not too bad of a deal in the grand scheme of things.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:17
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Helsing posted:sounds like your friend should move out of the trailer park Friends in the big city, actually. People are weird with sex.
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Oct 1, 2016 21:31
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DOMDOM posted:Truth. Please, it's sex. Give him some rum and cokes, some porn, a few instructions and they'll be going at it mediocre style in one Sunday afternoon.
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Oct 2, 2016 15:04
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Day Man posted:20 something years of having "sex is so evil that you shouldn't even know anything about it" drilled into your brain seems harder to get over than "girls totally like facials and anal". Yeah I would bet against the human sex drive always.
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Oct 2, 2016 19:56
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Well maybe they shouldn't have married a train-hugger to begin with
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Oct 3, 2016 05:00
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Someone tell that dumbass that sane and smart equals sexy after the age of 30, and she just lost both of those.
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Oct 4, 2016 16:06
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It looks like they both got it out of their systems, they should probably have a baby so they can solidify their love.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:25
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Ross Perowned posted:God, I can hear the Jnco jean chains rattling through that post. Can you please edit this post? I'm gonna use it to devastate someone in the future and I want to look original.
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Oct 4, 2016 22:36
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Apparently Owls are meaner, to the point where even people experienced in Falconry etc. will lose fingers and eyes to them.
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Oct 5, 2016 16:55
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loquacius posted:People on the Internet always tell you to sever no matter what Oh you'll see in 5 years. You'll see.
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Oct 5, 2016 18:18
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sucked my twin off posted:Me [32F] with my husband [32M] of 10 years, I'm pretty sure my husband is gay but he insists he isn't. I think I want a divorce but I'm not certain. Can't talk to anyone about this, looking for advice. Watch out lady, he's a bear!
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Oct 5, 2016 19:17
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Weddings are a horrible mess. My sister took her wedding fund, used it as a down payment on a house, and we got kegs, wine, a speaker system, tent, and huge catering trays of awesome Italian food for like $2000. 50 person wedding, done. We skipped all the usual bullshit except two short speeches and everyone just partied and hung out. It was awesome.
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Oct 6, 2016 01:33
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etalian posted:The whole elaborate wedding was basically another great capitalistic invention. Well they were also business transactions, so let's not romanticize the past too much
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Oct 6, 2016 01:50
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loquacius posted:Yeah either he's gay or his friend is not being entirely honest with him about "what guys do" poo poo, back before the internet we all watched grainy stolen VHS tapes together. No boners were waggled around ever though. That's more of a football/hockey team thing.
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Oct 6, 2016 16:59
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subway masturbator posted:why wouldn't you get naked to show off your boner? Post/name combo
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Oct 6, 2016 17:47
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Tolkien minority posted:99% chance she got shitfaced and cheated on him but doesn't want to admit it Probably. I'm assuming she was just getting poured heavy drinks and had 6 cocktails but with multiple shots in them.
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Oct 6, 2016 22:43
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Pick posted:Men are insane You honestly have no idea what testosterone does to your brain.
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Oct 7, 2016 00:45
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There was a guy who worked murders/serial killers for the FBI and his advice was ALWAYS RUN EVEN IF THEY HAVE YOUR FAMILY. His basic reasoning was that 1) you, James Mcskinnyass are not going to do poo poo, 2) There is no difference between murdering 2-3 people to killers, and 3) once you escape you start a clock in their heads and they are much more likely to abandon everyone at that point. Also never go with people to a secondary location.
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Oct 7, 2016 15:09
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subway masturbator posted:sorry That TL:DR is amazing
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Oct 7, 2016 17:47
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sucked my twin off posted:A 13/14 yr old used the word implacable? What teen goes around saying "implacable"? It's an autocorrect
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Oct 7, 2016 20:01
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china bot posted:the real question is how did these two date for six years before something this basic came up Holy poo poo I cannot believe someone got that mad about being asked to sit down and drink alcohol for 3 minutes.
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Oct 8, 2016 05:29
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In fiction class, we called that an unreliable narrator
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Oct 8, 2016 19:55
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The guy who flipped out because his GF asked him to watch her purse while she used the bathroom at the bar.
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Oct 8, 2016 21:44
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Jesus, I didn't know how good I had it until I started reading this thread.
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Oct 10, 2016 19:04
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Nazzadan posted:Are there any funny parts scattered in the sadness? We talking about the posts or our lives?
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Oct 11, 2016 16:57
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:drat buddy Not Pete, but Pete-like.
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Oct 11, 2016 17:07
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Pick posted:I used to date exclusively women, but switched over to dating men. Im at the brink of switching back. People go back and forth sometimes and caring about strict categories kind of seems like a waste of time. See? This is why you shouldn't care when I have Magic Mike marathons, Jennifer!
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Oct 12, 2016 16:36
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That's still judgmental and stupid. Some people are bisexual.
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Oct 12, 2016 18:54
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Gaunab posted:Like some women dating black men. Interestingly enough, when I've been out with black women, black men glared murder lasers at me every time we were out.
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Oct 12, 2016 19:18
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Reminds me of my favorite E/N 2nd post ever, "Well the cool thing about life is that it lasts forever, so it's no big deal if you want to hang around being miserable for a few more years."
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Oct 12, 2016 19:49
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That's actually the line where it's compulsive behavior and needs serious treatment.
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Oct 12, 2016 21:25
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china bot posted:unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in sex compulsively and without joy. these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance GF (43 F) is one of these. So you're saying he should cut off his Johnson?
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Oct 12, 2016 21:31
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:say what you want about the tenets of polyamory dude, at least it's an ethos Jeffrey, do you see what happens when you gently caress a stranger in the rear end?
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Oct 12, 2016 22:40
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Hahahahaha, she opened up the marriage because she was cheating anyway and was like "poo poo, this sneaking around is EXHAUSTING"
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CharlestonJew posted:Obviously they should get married so they can bone Hahahahahahaha, oh man, there was a story some goon posted here about some religious guy he worked with who him and his wife were waiting until marriage to have sex. The guy was like "Yeah, I can't wait until I get married so I can have sex all the time!". So the goon called over his friend who had been married for a few years and asked him how much his sex life improved after marriage and he laughed in their faces.
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Dial-a-Dog posted:The finest relationships are those based on constant low grade psychological warfare. Also in the end this guy's efforts ended in the sex his wife was already planning to have with him, and ruining the trip his wife had planned, I don't even see what he's bragging about here What kind of insane online community is that? An offshoot of PUA or MRA? I couldn't find anything using key words because I must know more of their terrible ideas.
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