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Martha Stewart Undying posted:just pretend i bolded the whole thing. sorry lady, your husband's broken, toss him back and get a new one. God drat, this loving thread.
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Jul 5, 2019 17:30
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Lol I love the literal idea of a sexual being, 16 was rough.
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Jul 5, 2019 18:03
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sweet thursday posted:This thread really makes you realize that if we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back and they'd be covered in semen I was trying to think of a way to say this and you did it so eloquently.
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MarcusSA posted:🙄 he knew exactly what he was doing and even says as much in the story. Hi can you maybe please shut the gently caress up?
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Jul 6, 2019 17:08
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Khazar-khum posted:Do you know somebody with a 90's dick just laying around? Asking for a friend.  Oh I'd say mine is pretty grunge
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Jul 6, 2019 17:28
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Also I have a tiny pair of doc martens for my balls VERY tiny
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Jul 6, 2019 17:38
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Perfect situation to use the word oval office, I love dropping it on intrusive strangers. I guess if you have kids in tow you gotta make sure they're out of earshot, haha.
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Jul 6, 2019 17:55
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That replicas one sounds like a sitcom episode, those people are loving insane.
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Jul 6, 2019 21:05
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M.C. McMic posted:Also, I love this. "Oh a latte and a pastry! Thanks, babe! Wait, you took my keys? YOU BITCH." Thread moves fast, but this one loving slayed me. 8 MONTHS THEY WERE TOGETHER! poo poo man if someone I knew 1 night did that I'd think they were a keeper.
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Jul 8, 2019 20:16
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Lol jfc, she's lucky the guy wasn't sitting there.
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Jul 8, 2019 22:16
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MarcusSA posted:Lol I love these open relationship stories. The fact that his partner already has someone picked out should be enough of a red flag but lol nope let’s ask the internet anyway!! Just move to Cabo on her dime, easy fix.
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Jul 9, 2019 13:37
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Smirking_Serpent posted:She tried to play the "how can you send your daughter to college without her safety in mind?" card and I said "Well, well, well, now you're concerned about safety?" and she just up and screamed. Holy gently caress, this made me cackle. Also, so glad I've never met anyone as insane as mice parents.
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Jul 10, 2019 17:12
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I believe fight guy's story over hot dopey boyfriend that said licking the dishes clean was delicious.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:03
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CannonFodder posted:You have a part time job, get some fast food. And be ready to do the same for a few days as your mom marathons the show. I'm so lucky to have awesome parents, whenever I see somebody else's being a douchebag it's so alien.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:18
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Wow I got 7 seconds in and can't stop laughing.
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Jul 10, 2019 19:47
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Lol I love the immediate response to being told you're being sued over destroying someone's property is "I'M A COP, gently caress YOU!"
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Jul 11, 2019 14:21
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That's some seriously stupid neckbeard style gotcha poo poo too, HAH it said entree but it wasn't all that big!
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Jul 11, 2019 16:11
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I know everyone lit that woman's dumb idea up, but I read it as dog shoes with light up heels LIKE heely's, not to literally put a dog on wheels. Which is still real stupid, but we're focusing on the wrong part.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:18
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sexpig by night posted:edit: nevermind didn't see I was like three pages behind gently caress that, post whatever whenever, we recognize the crazy you reference.
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Jul 11, 2019 19:48
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LadyPictureShow posted:I [25M] am worried about my gf [25F] of 7 years suddenly hanging with group of male coworkers She sounds like a shithead too, in fairness.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:46
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Lmfao, confronted her about her singing and dancing not in my presence! Hopefully she  s with that weenie and never looks back.E: fb to calling him a weenie.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:54
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Lol these last couple are great. Being with a terrible driver is a uniquely terrifying experience, I had an ex maybe 75% of her craziness. Dude that had a super lovely mom is just sad.
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Jul 11, 2019 21:00
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That false arrest story is the worst, jesus christ.
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Jul 11, 2019 21:22
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That doesn't really seem like what happened.
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Jul 12, 2019 02:37
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E I don't actually care.
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Jul 12, 2019 06:45
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Beachcomber posted:I mean lots of things are as bad or worse. I don't have a limited number of "rear end in a top hat" stickers to pass out. The situation described sounds like something you could bitch about all day every day, probably better to just get over it.
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Jul 12, 2019 07:10
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Where does fake calling the police to fake an assault charge fit into a prank what all of the fucks
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Jul 12, 2019 08:29
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That can't be loving true. Good god man, run so far away.
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Jul 12, 2019 18:44
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I hope that story's true, what a fucknut.
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Jul 12, 2019 20:05
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Coming back with 3 36s is a pretty baller move, lol I love her description of the horrors.
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Jul 13, 2019 17:34
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FilthyImp posted:Because it's a loving gross rear end thing to do to someone and a really offensive violation of that person's property and personal space? That's a statement, they don't get question marks.
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Jul 13, 2019 18:34
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What about having respect for the guests that clearly preferred and had more fun swilling beer? Just lol at locking yourself away alone, but I guess IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!
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Jul 13, 2019 18:50
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Man coming back with How do you know any of the kids are yours? is a goddamn 
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Jul 14, 2019 03:14
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I'm legit enjoying how riled some people are getting over daring to ruin a SOCIAL OCCASION with BEER, literally nectar of the devil.
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Jul 14, 2019 04:51
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Lmao the pro wine-wife crowd so salty, it's loving hilarious how many times that one guy's posted multi paragraph vitriol. Party saving guy is a legend.
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Jul 14, 2019 06:38
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Lmfao get fuuuucked absintee daughter with your hand suddenly out.
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Jul 14, 2019 21:31
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Lol get fuucked racist ex, exposing those scum to their family and friends is the best available option. Goddamn these can't be true I just want to print them off and smear them all over my gross naked body.
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