new phone who dis posted:

Fake but funny.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-contracts-flesh-eating-disease-after-eating-boyfriends-anus-while-he-had-diarrhea/

Caganer posted:

your inhibitions lower when drunk

drunk you is the real you

fruit on the bottom posted:

I [21F] am only attracted to unavailable men. Thoughts?

Jeza posted:

improving yourself at 35 is too little, too late imo

Yawgmoth posted:

There are tons of girls out there who are currently making a living off being mildly attractive and interacting at all with lonely horny dudes with delusions of mediocrity. I know a few who literally do nothing except play video games/work on arts & crafts on a twitch stream while idly chatting about their day, and they make a living off this. One got an invite to some kind of e-celebrity poker tournament because of it because she has literally hundreds of thousands of people fawning over her tits and giving her money and wish list items just because she wears a low-cut top.

Not that I begrudge her for it, of course. If I could get paid enough to live comfortably on for streaming doodles once a week while sitting in my boxers I absolutely would without hesitation.

Transmogrifier posted:

Here's a rehost of the crazy diary fella: http://cheezburger.com/5520901/panicked-woman-finds-insane-coworkers-chilling-stalker-diary-about-her

Pick posted:

People only really fall in love once and then they’re just staking out getting it back. Old friends do this, like ducks

tactlessbastard posted:

Pick posted:

Men are so gross

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

January. Possible to abort?

My Imaginary GF posted:

This derail is why we have Operation Lifesaver in America. Unfortunately, Operation Lifesaver focuses primarily upon general population education - not enough work done for grade crossing engineering and design to consider human elements and general assholeishness of drivers. Grade crossing design is often complex and problematic, requiring the planner to respond to many variables and factors. For instance, traffic signal time, interconnection of signals, coordination/preemption of signals, etc.

When a grade crossing is located near a signalized highway intersection, queues from the intersection may extent over the grade crossing and potentially cause stopped vehicles to become trapped. To avoid entrapment, traffic signals located near grade crossings need be preempted to clear vehicles off tracks before trains arrive.

However, installation of electrical interconnetion for signal preemption is an ongoing process. In the situation of the dude who got hit, you'd need to pull up the precise intersection to figure out whether electrical interconnection was installed.

Why does this matter? It plays into the formulation of the intersection's designed clear storage distance. What's clear storage distance? The space between the track and the light at an intersection. You equate clear storage distance by computing anticipated lane volume, cycle length, effective green time, saturation, and a couple other variables.

Without knowing these variables, it is entirely possible for the fault to lie with either driver. If the lane had less than 75 feet of clear storage distance, than the designer may have determined that advanced preemption was not necessary for the intersection. When the driver reports that there appeared to be two car lengths between the vehicle in front of them and the intersection, that is entirely possible. Without posting of the dash cam video and reference to the specific intersection, it is not possible to provide decent advice other than don't gently caress with trains.


For additional readings:

Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices
Preemption of Traffic Signals At or Near Railroad Grade Crossings with Active Warning Devices
The Implementation Report of the USDOT Grade Crossing Safety Task Force

13Pandora13 posted:

“I made you within me, so when you do something like that to yourself, you are also doing it to me”

Leon Einstein posted:

Golden showers aren't a normal kink. Get the gently caress out of here.

Pick posted:

But I would never in 1 million years produce my own hamburger.

Chairman Mao posted:

Holy gently caress he was trying to keep a diabetic away from her insulin because he didn't want her to "self medicate". There isn't a big enough.

Pick posted:

Maybe you guys would know some of how society feels if you ever talked to people outside your exact political and age demographics

blugu64 posted:

I mean even if she has cancer and it’s a legitimate offer there’s no way it works out. That money will be hanging over his every breath.

object-a posted:

i was created by a computer system and lived with a foster family for 12 years (?) then raised by robots

Straight White Shark posted:

dude's an amateur, everyone knows you take the knife and make a clean cut when you're done eating to cover up evidence of the crime

welcome to hell posted:

Can my (13/m) neighbor (10/f) be my girlfriend?

Such Fun posted:

When I was about 7 or 8 I went on holiday with my family, staying at some camping-site somewhere in Europe. There was a German family also staying at this site who had a daughter with Down’s, who was a few years older than me, probably 12 or older. This girl took a liking to me, and fancied to be my girlfriend - something which was translated to me by adults. They all thought it was very cute and endearing, and how good of me to not care that she was ‘different’.

Then the kissing started, and when I wanted to get away I was tutted at for treating her differently just because she was ‘different’. So my parents, and her parents, kept setting up play dates. My parents proud at their succes as progressive parents, hers no doubtly glad their daughter had made a friend, and me getting molested in plain sight.
Anyway, she really liked soft-boiled eggs and made me eat them. I’m almost 36 now and soft boiled eggs still make me gag.

So parents, please keep pubescent kids away from pre-pubescent kids, thnx.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for telling my daughter’s boyfriend we wouldn’t be on good terms if he rejected my money?

Leon Einstein posted:

I'd imagine a weird looking dick looks even weirder waxed. Guy might want to go the other way and get an afro merkin.

DemoneeHo posted:

Not a fetish post (i hope)

AITA for *not* peeing on my girlfriend while on vacation (Serious)

Grape posted:

Who the hell is able to just pee on command anyway.

Pirate Radar posted:

The other great possibility with dude who stealth learned Mandarin is that even if he tried to reveal he speaks it, the in-laws wouldn’t believe him because of some combination of “how/why would you keep that a secret” and “lol white people can’t speak Chinese stop pretending”

MarcusSA posted:

Announcing major life events at not your wedding isn’t cool no matter what it is.

Also the race thing totally isn’t the same thing.

welcome to hell posted:

My(20F) twin flame (20M) broke up with me today and my soul feels shattered

StrangersInTheNight posted:

I know this is a troll/joke but my husband is very handsome and I love his body and I would honestly be thrilled and probably somewhat turned on if he decided to wear this in public. I would be SO HAPPY for him to be so comfortable with himself, to be able to strut his stuff.

I would be all over him, cuddling him NONSTOP. Be all like, gently caress yeah ladies, this hot hunka man is ALL MINE.

Power Khan posted:

AITA for snapping on a girl that derails almost everything I say?

Tashilicious posted:

Being the annoying performative person who just krammers into every conversation with "Sure you enjoyed that movie, but people are being raped to death every minute in africa you heartless monster" isn't developing critical thoughts, it's being an rear end in a top hat.

sephiRoth IRA posted:

Guillotine for everyone, but especially for the OP.