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Computer Janitor going UH ACTUALLY is so on brand that I can't help but laugh at what a huge douchebag they come off as. VvV It's possible this burly fucker carts around CRTs from 1994 and UPS Batteries 18 hours a day... But it's more likely they pick up the occasional Cat5 strand and keyboard/laptop. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Mar 25, 2019 |
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DemoneeHo posted:It’s Easter and my racist mom has upset my immigrant wife
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Sorry, I'm one of the mooks that was Pete-ignorant until now. Jesus gently caress, what a beautiful kiss-off. I don't know if the Not an Ultimatum or Be with Someone Less Abusive line was best. Was there ever any followup?
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ad090 posted:Am I in the wrong after getting angry at my boyfriend for letting his friend see me naked?  Scathach posted:I love the sick burns these Reddit people come up with. gently caress you, hope your dick dries up and falls off, listen here you lawless monkeys, etc.  well, you see here, back in... oh, I'd say, about... Aught-two, maybe Aught-one... yeah, back when then, these here Goons were somewhat quick with the wits. It was all "cum-dumpster" this and "jizz-mop" that and "spunk-coffin" and whatnot. Used to be you made, 3 or 4 new swear words every few Megs. A course, then the Wifis came and them there goons got older and such
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the guy needs to be murdered, and, if he was aware that she was a victim of childhood sexual abuse, murdered extremely horribly, actually The fact he still has balls after the magnitude of that betrayal... goddamn. ad090 posted:Me 23 M with ex 23 F, we were high school sweethearts. She left me to "have fun" in college. Now is out of school, back home and is pissed & has everyone else pissed at me because I wont take her back What's weird in all this is how she's got this weird paternalistic "yes, you want this, it will all work out for you" going on where she doesn't even figure he has, like, agency or ability to make his own decisions. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jun 7, 2019 |
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Beachcomber posted:For some reason this one in particular has me really thirsty for an update. I think it's the girls total disbelief that things aren't just happening the way she decided. It's entirely likely that she would have fooled around behind his back anyway or gone on extended "time outs" so she could get her rocks off. So this weirdness actually worked out well for the dude. Some dumbass from my high school basically did this. Got knocked up 20 minutes after graduation, had a kid, and then decided she needed to hook up with a few guys "because I wanted to know if it was different/I needed to know what we had was REAL/etc". I think she reconciled with the baby daddy and they're like fundie christians now or something. His reaction to it all is kind of funny... "Am I like really a prude for thinking this?!" FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Jun 7, 2019 |
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Jun 7, 2019 06:39
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therobit posted:Babies do not respect your boundaries at all.
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TFW you blow up a friendship over a name your child will more than likely hate forever.
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NTA because "oh yeah it's an open thing totally cool" tends to be "WHO THE gently caress ARE YOU" really quickly in these stories when the 'cool' partner didn't actually agree it was an open relationship. VvV Yeah, those kids leagues are just an excuse to get them out and exploring coordinated activities (or to tire themselves out). Every now and then you'll get some kids that can actually follow directions but no one is really invested in the sport of it unless they're huge weirdos. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jun 8, 2019 |
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Jun 8, 2019 20:27
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Everyone is hung on on that idiot being a creeper and not the fact he lashed out maliciously ("oh what my man, you didn't know she was posting neck down tit shots on R/Fappable? How weird I would have thought you would know about her Weekend rear end-Shots and Garters posts! Wow. Well, so like I was saying, sorry for finding them and junk have a good one!"
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Jun 9, 2019 21:26
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Neighbor already refused the solution (privacy additions to fence) so he's just a controlling rear end in a top hat or weirdo.
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Giant_Pupils posted:What the gently caress is this even? This story reads like some sort of weird pedo fanfiction and I can't even begin to unpack it. The details are just too bizarre. Dude found the one thing that made the cool drug having farm people say "whoah now hold on slugger"
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Xik posted:I feel like a thread where goons explain how they learned (or didn't) about sex would be pretty hilarious reading. I'll contribute: When I was a kid I watched the movie Inner Space. During the film, Guy kisses Girl, at some point the little bathysphere ship winds up in the girl, and at a later point she says she's pregnant. A-Ha, says I. A few months later, the boys in the class are all sitting in the Health Room waiting for The Sex Video to explain it all. The teacher assigned this poo poo detail starts out with "Listen, you guys probably think you know how this all works, but we're here to make sure you learn the facts". I'm sitting there with my hands folded thinking "Yes, I know the facts. A man kisses a woman and exchanges sperm in the saliva, which makes the woman get pregnant when it reaches the egg." Needless to say my smug 4th grade self was soon corrected.
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Ytlaya posted:This reminds me of an event that occurred during my childhood where I smashed this toy robot I had when I was like 6-7 years old. Just suddenly wailed on it with a baseball bat for reasons even I didn't understand at the time. My robot had a little oil reservoir and it would spit out sweet smelling smoke rings. Rip.
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ffoecaf posted:She never mentions the roommate's gender, I wonder if it's a case of a dude who thought rooming with a kinky woman in an open relationship would mean they got to hook up all the time. Eh, NTA and tell them to suck it up. Or counter by saying she doesn't want them using the bathroom when she is in because it makes her sick or something aggressively hostile to them. Who the gently caress cares what you do behind closed doors jesus
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I winder if it's a self-esteem thing. Like "well, she wont just jump in my lap and ask me to eat her out when she's sober so maybe..."
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LadyPictureShow posted:Wife prioritizes career over kids, not sure I have the desire to fix the marriage Everyone's The rear end in a top hat, support her until she graduates and lands a job, divorce and ask for wages because he put her through med school. Become a burnt out careering-dad
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for laughing at my coworker's breast size?
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her.
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Zore posted:Yeah she made this comment which is really telling What tears me up is the dude is basically offering her money to stay, so that she can realize he needs someone there for emotional support because this is going to loving devastate him, and she's like "well you see, the schedules are soooo hard to get right" Those are gonna be some long, resentful 2 months. Wish there was an update.
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teardrop posted:She’s not going alone. No, sorry. Can't cut my trip short by two days or arrange for you to come along, because My Memories
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Jun 25, 2019 20:26
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QuarkJets posted:AITA for telling a co worker to “stop eating cheeseburgers” after she told me to “eat a cheeseburger”? Jesus people if you dish it out you gotta be able to take it.
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nankeen posted:these authentic young love stories are my favourite, teens are just so bizarre By then he'll totally be like Oh Hey I Like You.
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Sorry Whatever should be grounds for them to round up all his game gear and sell it off, since he obviously doesn't think it matters. I was on the side of maybe cut him a little slack until then. I'm frankly surprised the other adults have their heads on straight about it.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA if I refuse to replace what I indirectly destroyed?
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chitoryu12 posted:Cigarette smokers should be allowed more breaks at work than non smokers 
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Pvt.Scott posted:Smoking at work was a definite way to get more breaks at all of my lovely, minimum wage jobs. The assistant manager said he was going to write me up, and I asked if he was going to include that he and most of the staff were outside smoking for 20 minutes.
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I dunno, it's pretty lovely all around for the guy that now has a degenerative disease and no job. I'll be the contrarian to say that guy who blew the whistle is kind of an rear end in a top hat. It's possible the boss was doing a thing to keep him on so that he could jump at 60 and get a fraction of his benefits intact. Wonder if they could have transitioned him to a less customer facing job or something. Vvv goddamn man. FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jul 1, 2019 |
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WarEternal posted:Getting a guy with a crippling illness fired and goons say you're not an rear end in a top hat. Amazing. I understand the whole "my job sucks more and this guy sucks too" thing. But the dude is literally losing pieces of himself/his life and we don't have a humane healthcare system in the U.S. so it's an extremely lovely thing to put someone through.
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The idea is to get the person in a high stress.environment and see their reactions. The field trip to breadland aspect is just a plus.
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chitoryu12 posted:AITA for refusing to return the jeans I stole from the girl who I caught in bed with my boyfriend (ex)? Totally NTA if she chose to keep them.
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I think the chick's already preparing for "I WASNT HIRED BECAUSE OF PERSONAL BITCH BIAS" with the email that says stuff about reaching our and working out their differences. Girl needs to be honest at this point and just say "She's qualified, but I have a personal reservation because {reason} and I should step away from this decision". Maybe everyone else will go "yeah that sucks next"
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Captain Yossarian posted:You absolutely save power turning them off
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah a year from now people probably won't even remember that someone on some stupid show said that thing Well excuuuuuuse me, Princess!
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Antivehicular posted:I don't have a problem with dry weddings The only excuse for attending a dry wedding is that you're 12. At least have a cash bar. chitoryu12 posted:My coworker [F30's] lied to me [F30's] about being a single mother. "Yeah, it's been hard since The Surgery and all, but you know, just gotta take advantage of the time you got, right" FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jul 5, 2019 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not helping my son and his wife with my grandson? Age is a big factor but I think they should have offered to pay of this was their A plan. Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if i photoshopped my bridesmaids tattoos out of my wedding photos?
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VanSandman posted:Belle Delphine is astoundingly good at taking money from idiots.
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Lot of assholes coming out to defend "no but the racial prejudice is good you see!"
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Yeah surprisingly two people waiting u til after marriage to gently caress have TERRIBLE communication skills. They just need an ugly fight where they vent the frustrations and then gently caress like the animals they are. They also need to send gently caress You grams to all the people happy that Daddums is finally procreating.
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It was that and the pornhub joke. There's, like, shocking amount of instagram girls that dress up in nerd culture poo poo (Overwatch! Sexy Fandom Character! Icky Softcore Anime Wank Show!) and sell photosets/clothes/"premium" snapchat account access. Belle is just doing the Kaceytron thing of taking their money and laughing while she does it.
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