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It's fine, just be sure to have enough ludes for the whole office
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 18:05 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:50 |
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drat you're so fine I'd like to make one or maybe two children with you, preferably spaced not too much longer than two years apart, before switching to permanent or at least a long-acting form of birth control
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 17:31 |
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Miserable Maid posted:It's kinda strange he didn't wanna stay if it's their first date where he's back in town. Any other time is think she was being a bit needy or whatever, but first night together and you're already wanting time to yourself? Yeah, I would have been super offended or hurt by that.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 05:19 |
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burial posted:
She's using "tilted" not quite right so I don't think she's a ~real gamer~ anyway. Guy needs to ditch this pleb.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2018 16:32 |
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It's not just "I hosed your sister-in-law 10 years ago" it's "I hosed your sister-in-law 10 years ago and I still fantasize about her"
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2018 21:15 |
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Salty Josh posted:Personally, I think it's better to have differing opinions in a close relationship like that. Otherwise, she'd get bored and leave him anyways because he doesn't excite her. My wife and I are both anti-rapist and that's worked out just fine.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2018 08:57 |
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blarzgh posted:If you asked me to guess which bottle of lotion cost $40 and which one cost $5 I would guess they both cost $5 because I cannot understand a world where someone would pay $40 for lotion. The $40 lotion feels really good, for penises
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 04:00 |
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No sex for 5 months and she doesn't understand that's a big deal.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 02:52 |
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El_Elegante posted:Do you guys not check the gender or what? It’s two dudes Hell I don't even read 90% of the posts I comment on
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 03:25 |
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Milotic posted:And once you’ve typed something once, retyping is easy. Everything you said is true except this
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 09:44 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:Setting fire to the place is the only solution to Too Many Amiibos for an adult in their 30s Excuse me, the plural is amiibo
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 10:22 |
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Pick posted:portland's full of skinnyfats, they love tempura, they think it's "authentic japanese cuisine" It is though
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 11:32 |
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TKIY posted:Boba Fett update: LMAO of course he took the worst possible solution. They'll still have to pay for the $2000 toy, only now they'll also have to pay for a lawyer/legal fees, and the kid will have felony theft on his record forever and will be practically unhireable, aside from whatever other loving up the penal system will do to him.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 20:44 |
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Please rename thread "the fuckzone"
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2019 02:43 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for telling an employee that had an odor? They walked out mid shift. (self.AmItheAsshole) From the link the place is a salon. I had my hair cut once by someone who reeked like an anime convention and it was absolute hell.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 05:45 |
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quote:I really feel like my rear end in a top hat crushed his hopes and dreams. New thread title, please
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2019 06:57 |
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Show me your b*bs
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 12:03 |
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zakharov posted:https://twitter.com/legaladvice_txt/status/1122918713236381696?s=19 Please, without this how will teens ever manage to have sex?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2019 20:56 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Luckily they will be having premarital counseling as a requirement of their church they're being married at. He is very against it but she said she 100% is doing it so that's one thing he's caved on. He and the priest will just use the counseling session to exchange grooming tips
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# ¿ May 1, 2019 09:52 |
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ulex minor posted:if their brother is a nazi it's even more foolish to try and disrupt his painting hobby
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 01:51 |
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Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
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# ¿ May 3, 2019 17:37 |
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HIJK posted:your friends for being so porn addicted they think yawning is a sex thing Women aren't supposed to yawn during sex? This is very unsettling.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 01:35 |
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quote:EDIT: My girlfriend has let me sleep with other women before while she was pregnant and unable to perform.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 04:43 |
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Sagebrush posted:once when i was a kid we were eating dinner at a bob evan's (like applebees but more Ohio) and we said grace beforehand and about halfway through the dinner an elderly couple came up as they were leaving and said it was so nice to see a family that still said the blessing even at a restaurant This is from pages back but you reminded me of a time I went to eat at a Thai restaurant, and this group came in and asked the waitress (fresh off the boat and now very confused) if she wanted to say grace with them, and I knew I couldn't stay in this town.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 18:46 |
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Haifisch posted:I [24M] want to date with my friend [20F] but I don't know what to say or do about it. Update: (27M) want to date this cool person (23F) but I don’t know how to approach the situation currently. Any advice, yo?(self.dating_advice So, I have known this girl, let’s call her Gwen for a couple of months. And I usually chop it up with her whenever I get to see her and whatnot. She’s a pretty chill gal and as time progressed, I caught some feelings. I figured why not go for it since I attempted to go for it with another friend a while back only for it to fail. I have wanted to get into the dating game for a while now. And I believe the reason why is because I have been able to cop the digits of a couple of women lately thus giving that ego so to speak. However, I’m kinda feeling odd about this chance because despite the increased confidence, I’m rather bashful about Gwen for some odd reason. I really want to but I’m also afraid to leap forward and spit that game in this case. So, what should I do, folks? TL:DL - been chopping it up with a dame, and I want to leap forward but I’m shockingly scared to do so. What’s the call here?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 02:38 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 06:50 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA For Telling My GF She Doesn't Understand Real Life? Not the rear end in a top hat but also not the guy who's going to marry into money
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2019 06:40 |