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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
It's fine, just be sure to have enough ludes for the whole office

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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
drat you're so fine I'd like to make one or maybe two children with you, preferably spaced not too much longer than two years apart, before switching to permanent or at least a long-acting form of birth control

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Miserable Maid posted:

It's kinda strange he didn't wanna stay if it's their first date where he's back in town. Any other time is think she was being a bit needy or whatever, but first night together and you're already wanting time to yourself?

Yeah, I would have been super offended or hurt by that.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

burial posted:


my [19 f] boyfriend [20m] (8 months/LDR) doesn't want me to do a hobby i enjoy because it is "attention seeking"

She's using "tilted" not quite right so I don't think she's a ~real gamer~ anyway. Guy needs to ditch this pleb.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
It's not just "I hosed your sister-in-law 10 years ago" it's "I hosed your sister-in-law 10 years ago and I still fantasize about her"

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Salty Josh posted:

Personally, I think it's better to have differing opinions in a close relationship like that. Otherwise, she'd get bored and leave him anyways because he doesn't excite her.

My wife and I are both anti-rapist and that's worked out just fine.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

blarzgh posted:

If you asked me to guess which bottle of lotion cost $40 and which one cost $5 I would guess they both cost $5 because I cannot understand a world where someone would pay $40 for lotion.

The $40 lotion feels really good, for penises

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
No sex for 5 months and she doesn't understand that's a big deal.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

El_Elegante posted:

Do you guys not check the gender or what? It’s two dudes

Hell I don't even read 90% of the posts I comment on

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Milotic posted:

And once you’ve typed something once, retyping is easy.

Everything you said is true except this

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

PancakeTransmission posted:

Setting fire to the place is the only solution to Too Many Amiibos for an adult in their 30s

Excuse me, the plural is amiibo

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Pick posted:

portland's full of skinnyfats, they love tempura, they think it's "authentic japanese cuisine"

It is though :confused:

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

TKIY posted:

Boba Fett update:

Update, my son took the Boba Fett figure.

LMAO of course he took the worst possible solution. They'll still have to pay for the $2000 toy, only now they'll also have to pay for a lawyer/legal fees, and the kid will have felony theft on his record forever and will be practically unhireable, aside from whatever other loving up the penal system will do to him.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Please rename thread "the fuckzone"

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Pinecone Sample posted:

AITA for telling an employee that had an odor? They walked out mid shift. (self.AmItheAsshole)

From the link the place is a salon. I had my hair cut once by someone who reeked like an anime convention and it was absolute hell.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

quote:

I really feel like my rear end in a top hat crushed his hopes and dreams.

New thread title, please

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Show me your b*bs

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Please, without this how will teens ever manage to have sex?

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Luckily they will be having premarital counseling as a requirement of their church they're being married at. He is very against it but she said she 100% is doing it so that's one thing he's caved on.

He and the priest will just use the counseling session to exchange grooming tips

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

ulex minor posted:

if their brother is a nazi it's even more foolish to try and disrupt his painting hobby

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

HIJK posted:

:murder: your friends for being so porn addicted they think yawning is a sex thing

Women aren't supposed to yawn during sex? This is very unsettling.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

quote:

EDIT: My girlfriend has let me sleep with other women before while she was pregnant and unable to perform.

:murder:

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

once when i was a kid we were eating dinner at a bob evan's (like applebees but more Ohio) and we said grace beforehand and about halfway through the dinner an elderly couple came up as they were leaving and said it was so nice to see a family that still said the blessing even at a restaurant

and remember when people used to get dressed up to fly? and women sure didn't wear dungarees nooooo sir. nobody's got any respect for themselves any more

This is from pages back but you reminded me of a time I went to eat at a Thai restaurant, and this group came in and asked the waitress (fresh off the boat and now very confused) if she wanted to say grace with them, and I knew I couldn't stay in this town.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Haifisch posted:

I [24M] want to date with my friend [20F] but I don't know what to say or do about it.

I hate everything about this OP.

Update:

(27M) want to date this cool person (23F) but I don’t know how to approach the situation currently. Any advice, yo?(self.dating_advice

So, I have known this girl, let’s call her Gwen for a couple of months. And I usually chop it up with her whenever I get to see her and whatnot.

She’s a pretty chill gal and as time progressed, I caught some feelings. I figured why not go for it since I attempted to go for it with another friend a while back only for it to fail.

I have wanted to get into the dating game for a while now. And I believe the reason why is because I have been able to cop the digits of a couple of women lately thus giving that ego so to speak.

However, I’m kinda feeling odd about this chance because despite the increased confidence, I’m rather bashful about Gwen for some odd reason. I really want to but I’m also afraid to leap forward and spit that game in this case.

So, what should I do, folks?

TL:DL - been chopping it up with a dame, and I want to leap forward but I’m shockingly scared to do so. What’s the call here?

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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA For Telling My GF She Doesn't Understand Real Life?

Not the rear end in a top hat but also not the guy who's going to marry into money

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