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Dude at work today told me that his 24 year old roommate has been booty calling this 36 year old woman like 5 times a week. He says that she'll come over for literally 10 minutes (last time he timed it at 9 minutes, 54 seconds) to just bump uglies and then part ways. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:I still don't understand how you would even sleep through any portion of sex. I fell asleep once while I was getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist, so maybe it's just really boring sex?
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Tiny Deer posted:It's an asset on your skin, man! The government can't make you pay court fines if out of your awesome eagle loving a wolverine tattoo! Sounds like you've been readin my Don Henley/Hugh Jackman slash fiction
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Antivehicular posted:Are Friday the 13th tattoos a thing? Yeah, a bunch of shops will do $13 tattoos on Friday the 13th. Like, pick something small from the book and we'll scratch it in for $13. They look like you'd expect a $13 tattoo to look
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:
I'm 98% sure this is viral marketing for the upcoming Octodad prequel
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https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6iyg6p/date_confesses_he_keyed_my_car_after_our_date/ Date Confesses He Keyed My Car After Our Date, What Do I do to Make Sure He Pays?! (self.legaladvice) quote:I went on a 1st date in Denver (YES OUR 1ST DATE), drove my car downtown for dinner. We ended up having drinks, I was too intoxicated to drive so I called a cab. The guy was very angry that I wouldn't stay, he walked me to my car so I could grab all my valuables while it stayed in a lot overnight. The next morning I woke up to EXTREMELY mean text messages from him because I left & he wanted me to transfer him $ for the date. I apologized for upsetting him and would transfer the money. He then apologizes for the mean texts and not to send $. I picked up my car that afternoon and the entire drivers side, front, back & entire hood are KEYED! He denied doing it then in minutes says he'll pay for it out of guilt b/c I was there to see him. Sounds like a gentleman, you wouldn't want to ruin his life, would you?
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