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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Leon Einstein posted:

You don't have kids, do you?

2 kids that don't eat potato chips in the goddamn morning, yes

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 20:18

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:39

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Leon Einstein posted:

I'm sure the tight grip on their behavior and caloric intake will result in well adjusted adults.

lmao, yeah, it does

# ¿ Jun 27, 2019 20:30

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I call dark wing duck

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 03:11

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

bell jar posted:

In Australia, respect is earned and reciprocated, not assigned by title. You can be the highest ranking person in the country and we'll still tell you to gently caress off if you're a dickhead. OP isn't any more an rear end in a top hat than the rest of us, the culture shock would've sucked for the German though

Mein gott

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 03:29

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Cat people are deranged

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 13:24

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I don't know why my kid grew up to be an rear end in a top hat, I let him eat whatever he wanted and gave him free rein over his life

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 15:22

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Pinecone Sample posted:

Is it illegal to yell "boo" at a cop?

It might be illegal, but it's immoral not to

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 15:23

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Grape posted:

lol at the olds who grew up in times when nerd-dom was a sausage fest.

tell me more about your canadian girlfriend

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 15:38

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I dont know, maybe be supportive and caring instead of making it about your self image, but whatever

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 16:45

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for effectively banning my nephew from masturbating?

This is how you make serial killers

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:17

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Mine sounds like the dungeon doors opening in the Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:21

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Captain Yossarian posted:

That "clinking masturbation" story is profoundly odd and I can't get over it lol

Worst of all, I can't find it to see the reactions

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:33

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Beachcomber posted:

Like, how would.that noise even wake up a baby?

I'm fairly confident (but would never, ever do this) that I could masturbate next to a crib* without making enough noise to disturb a baby.

*assuming I could even find it possible. So wrong.

I turn in to loving Splinter Cell when I jack off, man

I had 3 siblings and 2 very nosy parents

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 20:59

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I think maybe i solved the mystery of the clink clink ejaculation?

Maybe its just his belt clicking once he starts going furious, the point part clicking against the metal bracket?

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 23:44

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:39

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

lmao

# ¿ Jun 29, 2019 22:36

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