NeurofiBROma posted:my dog pukes on the tile where its easy to eat good dog
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 03:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:47 |
i am the zodiac
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 06:15 |
Putty posted:goblins are real and Donald Trump is goign to bed with a goblin hmm, a persuasive argument for my vote
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 02:58 |
Improbable Lobster posted:Yeah, you don't know what double penetration is It's when you find a normal, two-dick man to satisfy your wife in ways your sick pathetic monophallus never could.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 19:05 |
CaptainJuan posted:I AM A DRUG PUSHER ROBOT I am protected! (by having lovely insurance)
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 17:18 |
lol if you read any fesh longer than 2 graphs
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 05:35 |
Hey now, not every gun owner is racist. Some of them are simply cowards.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 16:01 |
It's okay to hate people and to be happier alone, but please don't prey on desperate people at the same time.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 23:40 |
Solice Kirsk posted:True story incoming: Shouldn't have knocked up your buddy's wife dude.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 01:14 |
the future is WOW posted:Ah yes, the rare straight white male who doesn't believe in "coddling"; truly a unique trait amongst a group of people renowned for their unfailing sympathy and soft-heartedness towards the disadvantaged and others that differ from them in any way. loquacious taps a solid double, and you just chase after it waving a bat in the air, smh
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 05:29 |
subhuman filth posted:To be fair, pre meds richly deserve it post/username synchronicity 100%
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2017 01:37 |
loquacius posted:I have memories, which my therapists says are delusions, of being in love and married. Deep rooted memories, everything from our first date together to minor things like the way her hair smelled or the way she'd wrinkle her nose when she laughed really hard. These aren't dreams, I can vividly remember all of these things without fail. I have vague memories of other things; living in a crappy apartment, driving a car called a "Ford Sumada", and having money with John F Kennedy on it. All of those things I can dismiss as false memories or childhood dreams I'm remembering. But not her.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 18:24 |
Sjs00 posted:I loved refridgerator Jones though! hisssssss
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 17:17 |
loquacius posted:I have an addiction to chinese buffets that is starting to threaten my life and health. Tyler_the_Creator_HaHa_tweet_buffet.txt Chard fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 9, 2017 |
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 04:14 |
loquacius posted:the goon is coming from inside the house I do not believe this, but if it's even partially true it might be the creepiest thing posted so far.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 18:11 |
loquacius posted:Say it ain't so, Kane He's just part Tolkien-dwarf, pure muscle and iron ingots
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 00:18 |
OMGVBFLOL posted:lmao 5'6" x 240 is like a loving human cube i hope they also include death traps for any invaders
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 04:46 |
If I don't have a burg on the hour every hour I start posting racist & sexist memes to every social media portal available, am I weird??
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 03:26 |
Weird revenge drama aside, I'd probably eat cat meat given a chance. Not from strays though they probably are full of parasites.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 01:25 |
Please do not reply to komodowagon, jfc
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 21:08 |
OBJECTION, those ants would be much more concerned with protecting their colony than organizing a navel hoedown, should any of them in fact survive their anal imprisonment
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 05:12 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:47 |
yeah I eat rear end posted:Just another thought - I wonder how much leeway you have on changing the lighting in the whitehouse. If you wanted to replace it all with torches and candleabras etc, could you? That would be exceptionally bad rear end, completely separate from the infinite screaming horror of everything else WH related
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 20:24 |