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loquacius posted:Also I don't understand your spite-driven anti-dog policy. Get a dog. Dogs are great. If you get a dog, guess what, it's your dog too, not just hers. My wife is a cat person by nature but looked into the idea of getting a dog because she knows it'd work better with the allergy thing (although it's a moot point until we get an apartment that allows pets) and got really enthusiastic about it, because dogs rule. For the billionth time this thread has made me appreciate my own relationship more. What the gently caress is wrong with you, you monster. If he can't get something he wants, then she can't get something she wants either! That's FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR SHE GETS TO BE HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING AND I DON'T GET SOMETHING TOO! I bet - I bet if it was her birthday you'd all come and give her presents and not bring ANYTHING FOR ME IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIIIIIRRRR RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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Rich goon is Nooner.
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Gay scaredy goon, next time he does it just punch him as hard as you can right in the face. Tell him it was a reflex, and that that's what happens when you jump scare a dude twice your size. Repeat as necessary. He'll stop soon enough.
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H.H posted:Six tenses, six cases and a million declensions is your idea of easy? How about comparing it to other languages that aren't specifically derived and simplified from Latin? Such as, say, Arabic or Mandarin or rear end eating.
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:he says "when i was growing up" and then mentions seeing the movie so i just assumed it was the old one, More likely: He recently saw the new version, didn't realize there was a discrepancy, and made up this boring attempt at creepypasta.
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Oct 12, 2016 23:03
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OMGVBFLOL posted:yeah, deriving sexual pleasure from something doesn't have to literally mean getting hard and jerking off to it I don't consider my vast collection of MLP pornography "sexual." You see, I suffer from erectile dysfunction.
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Malpais Legate posted:Pussy is a terrible word.  It goes fanny < pussy < oval office < minge < cunny < cooter
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Drunk Nerds posted:Somewhere, the goon who posted this is printing it out to show to his wife to argue she should give him the cuckolding he so desperately desires I don't think it's a cucking if you're having sex with your wife
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Thanks for reminding us all that Germans are autistic garbage people with no sense of humor. How real human beings growing up in that loving god-awful country don't kill themselves before reaching adulthood is beyond me. For real, every time I'm with people and there's a German there, the German will, without exception, take offense to someone's super tame joke and make a giant stink about it. Bonus points for when you're with a bunch of your old friends with whom you've always sworn like sailors and someone brings their "cool new friend, he's from Germany" and within ten minutes the loving kraut angrily demands you all clean up your language.
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No one got mad because it was clearly written by a white European with his dick in his hand, who recently voted for a right populist party.
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Nov 15, 2016 11:12
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Why didn't you just say "a town in MA"
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Nov 15, 2016 15:54
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I hope she stays in that relationship forever, always blaming herself for not loving her gf well enough for her to stop seeing her ex. Sweet Jesus I hate doormats.
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Nov 15, 2016 19:18
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Thanks for proving my point you stupid kraut. "Aber doch, Vee Tschermans have a grrrreat sense ov hyooma! Vee vatch Little Britan, and vee laff - ah ha ha!" Get bent. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 16, 2016 15:42
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The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature.
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Jose posted:this explains an awful lot about your posting Nice attempt at a burn dipshit, but thermometers don't cause retardation so that falls flat. Back to the drawing board sucker.
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Nov 19, 2016 14:13
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Jose posted:it was about your weird hatred of your parents actually I didn't actually buy this profile text for myself. If you click it, you'll find I've made a handful of posts encouraging people to love, respect and appreciate their parents, and somehow one person took offense to this novel as gently caress idea. How you got the impression you appear to have is quite profoundly mysterious. Anyway hey tinfoil goon how's about some links rear end in a top hat? Just saying "well you can google it" doesn't exactly lend tons of credence to your claims
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Nov 19, 2016 17:55
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The Management posted:Links won't help anything. A hallmark of conspiracy theories, like other schizophrenic delusions, is that they are inherently unprovable. Shadowy groups are doing nefarious things that control our lives, remove our agency, and are ultimately responsible for our failings. No concrete evidence exists, and yet some enlightened persons have become aware of their plot. Of course these powerful groups never strike at the ones who are spilling their secrets, they are helpless to stop any idiot with a web browser from discovering how deep their conspiracy goes. And yet the rest of the world remains blind to their actions, choosing to remain ignorant while only you are sufficiently awake to see past the veil. Thanks for saying what I said in like a trillion more words I guess
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Text me when there's a poop in the urinal confession
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Nov 22, 2016 02:16
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I am Todd hello
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Terrific Accident posted:I'm more disturbed that some people have a separate gender for their buttholes I'm cis male but my shitter is ftm
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Nov 28, 2016 00:01
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Stolen valor is serious, veterans get up to 30% off on donuts and ersatz retard hotdogs in hick diners all over backwater America. Do you guys think they could do that if every fucko in the country dressed up in camo and stole that discount? Food for thought.
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Haha yeah no man would be interested in a girl with an eye patch haha... No one would ever find that hot at all, not one single man... Haha how weird would that be? They'd be ostracized like crazy lol... With good reason too haha yep no man would ever admit to being into that LMAO
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Dec 9, 2016 14:15
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My favorite part of that stolen valor story is it demonstrates how humans will naturally dismiss reason if it means they get to gang up and brutalize a retard
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Dec 9, 2016 15:24
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It's almost like the bitter fat bint is also stupid somehow
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Corey sounds like a gently caress-up, don't feel bad
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Does anyone else have the dream where nobody ever tries to tell you about their dreams? That's the best dream. What if it's a sexy dream and they're really good at telling stories
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Dec 13, 2016 10:26
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Rate my dream plz: Halle Berry sicked my duck. Balls too
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Dec 13, 2016 10:32
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Danaru posted:How do you become so broken that you get angry at children because them receiving a gift at christmas means you have to do your job? Or to consider people in general entitled because again you're expected to do your job To be fair, most children are horrible and don't deserve gifts.
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You need major therapy dude
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All right, Syrians get to bomb/shoot/behead ONE (1) European for each feast similar to this they cook for me and deliver to my door. I'm willing to make similar deals with other nationalities, PM me.
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Dec 22, 2016 15:04
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The jogger dude story would make for a p. good video game
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Dec 25, 2016 23:06
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Fight goon is a loving champ. You're gonna catch flak for being who you are, but I salute you.
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Improbable Lobster posted:You aren't a champ until you pick a fight with a pro and win That's not what it says in my copy of The Art of War.
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Actually no one has to pay taxes at all because they're not specifically outlined in the constitution so suck on that Obama
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yeah I eat rear end posted:How was he pointing a "gun" at your head after you said you disarmed him? Where did he pull it out of if he was only wearing a darth vader mask? My favorite part is when the assailant pulls out this fake gun, apparently from his naked rear end
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If they have a car they could live in that for a while until they get their finances in order. Otherwise get some sleeping bags and hit the street. There's no excuse for leeching off your parents or in-laws like that. It's just the scummiest loving thing.
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Jan 18, 2017 23:38
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No no you see adults being forced to pay rent is a crime against humanity like torture
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Jan 18, 2017 23:40
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"Adults should be expected to pay for their lodging" "Ayn Rand was right about everything, abolish taxes, harvest homeless people's organs. My favorite band is Rush." Hmm you're right Jose those statements are identical
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Jan 18, 2017 23:45
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Nooner posted:Rush is a pretty good band though, for reals
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fruit on the bottom posted:No, I think he's telling the truth. Also he sounds handsome and I bet he's got a big penis too. NOT AS BIG AS MINE MY DICK IS REALLY BIG, INTERNET. loving HUMONGOUS. JUST NEED YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT THANKS
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Incoherence posted:Blackmail is a normal and everyday activity that ordinary people do all the time. This is Jastiger, a man who believes sticking rocks up toddler vaginas is "just something kids do"
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