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naem
May 29, 2011

I didn't lots of push-ups an now nmy boobs are big

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naem
May 29, 2011

FedEx Mercury posted:

If I didn't have a garbage body I would not have made the life choices that lead me to register an account on the Something Awful forums.

some of us have garbage personalities instead

naem
May 29, 2011


I'm a bdad persond

naem
May 29, 2011

FedEx Mercury posted:

I'm not saying it's impossible to burn 4k in a day, but just to wait a little longer to see real results.

https://youtu.be/tS_Xq7gSCBM

naem
May 29, 2011

FedEx Mercury posted:

The gym is like an MMO with no level cap.

Just destroyed kneecaps/ rotator cuffs

naem
May 29, 2011

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

I have a head cold. Should I go lift weights tomorrow and contaminate others, or sit at home being a gross skinnyfat mess by my lonesome?

Drink tonight then go in hungover and let out some cold medicine farts :911:

naem
May 29, 2011

beans are fun though

naem
May 29, 2011

Lol of you don't chug a quart of water as soon as you wake up to help time your preworkout dump

naem
May 29, 2011

Tolkien minority posted:

I'm home for the week without gym access + a lovely diet/booze and feel like a literal pile of garbage.

No see you're doing a rest/recovery/bulk session, it's all in your attitude

naem
May 29, 2011

jonathan posted:

I've been working 7:30pm until noon daily for the last week or so. Also been making good gains, blood pressure gains.

I thin my blood with alcohol

naem
May 29, 2011

It's got electrolytes

naem
May 29, 2011

Chinatown posted:

Hatred. Always.

soon the rebel rebellion will be crushed and young skywalker will be one of us

naem
May 29, 2011

BoonyPC posted:

I really having trouble carrying my tree trunk legs around when running now, gently caress I used to smash my route around 10-15kg a go now I am struggling

same

naem
May 29, 2011

I do abs until it looks like a potbelly then people are scared when it's solid/ribbed

naem
May 29, 2011

Corned beef hash in a soup mug 11:00 p.m.

naem
May 29, 2011

FizFashizzle posted:

Hope your xmas will help your gains as much as mine did.



I'm goona meat so much meat


naem
May 29, 2011

Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Don't have a gym or proper weights nearby, been doing so many pull ups of different varieties that my elbows hurt.

gently caress the holidays.

Same only I haven't been doing any cardio and I'm getting yoked, none of my shirts fit

naem
May 29, 2011

You just need a really old scary looking space heater so that it's like 130 degrees right next to the heater and like 47 degrees everywhere else in the garage

naem
May 29, 2011

Stubbed the heck out of my toe, hope I didn't break anything. No cardio for me

naem
May 29, 2011

toe update: not broken, jogging resumed

naem
May 29, 2011

Zzulu posted:

well I did the bodypump thing and I was right, it was mostly cardio

Killed the hell out of my legs though, doing a million squats at a fast pace

all in all i'd say it's a more fun way of doing cardio than just runnin the treadmill at least

plus 90% of the class was hot girls soo

Oh god did they have those yoga pants on

naem
May 29, 2011

I have delicate wee little bird wrists like a magic fairy elf

naem
May 29, 2011

I've switched to red wine, and because I don't actually like wine I only drink like a cup occasionally, and I feel pretty dang healthy lately. If I have a beer on the weekend it's literally like "a beer." At this point I might not die horribly! Well, yet

naem
May 29, 2011

Lol if you aren't in constant pain

naem
May 29, 2011

Chinatown posted:

Beer taste good.

I know :(

naem
May 29, 2011

Is non-heart-exploding-salami a thing because I'm trying to switch up my diet while still exercising

naem
May 29, 2011

bamhand posted:

Tried Iberico ham for the first time. How good is that for gains?

I don't know but I just ate an entire rotisserie chicken

It's life force is now one with my own

naem
May 29, 2011

Pretty sure I just pooped out that entire chicken I ate

naem
May 29, 2011

Zzulu posted:

the circle of life

It's might have been all the food I ate before the chicken, that the chicken pushed along my digestive tract, in which case tomorrow will have an evernb bBETTER poop

naem
May 29, 2011

Zzulu posted:

hello abs

I now have abs and lovehandles

Is my body just broken now, am i too old to get rid of these hanldes

It's just fuel for more abs

naem
May 29, 2011

Chinatown posted:

just eat one costco rotisserie chicken per night

imho

I would literally never stop pooping

naem
May 29, 2011

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Willing to eat human flesh to get my protein reqs post apocalypse

naem
May 29, 2011

I ate a meat and lifted a thing and got biggerer

naem
May 29, 2011

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Sounds impossible, actually

Now I'm pooping (the circle of life)

naem
May 29, 2011

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Running

The gayest sport

It's fun when you get beefy and jog (slowly) through the herd of joggers in the park like a majestic hippo among gazelles

naem
May 29, 2011

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Yeah I remember The Situation

Jersey shore was great

That was a fun show

naem
May 29, 2011

Bob Morales posted:

"Fittest women on earth" are Kara Webb, Tia-Clair Toomey and Annie Thorisdottir



Huh I didn't know Thor had any kids

naem
May 29, 2011

Bob Morales posted:



SOMETHINGS FISHY

asgardians get like, a +4 to strength which is totally cheating

naem
May 29, 2011

I bought a pressure cooker and put meat and things other than meat inside and press go and always have delicious mush around

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naem
May 29, 2011

Firos posted:

My gym is currently playing let it go :thunk:

https://youtu.be/wG8PF1HWO48

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