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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Rodenthar Drothman posted:

Finally back up above #300 5x5 on deadlift.

I will never not be a tiny man baby.

That's kilograms, right?

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Mar 5, 2013

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It's the effort that counts.

http://i.imgur.com/sWfPW7M.mp4

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Keg posted:

I'm at the gym.

So am I. It's in my bedroom - I can literally lean back and grab the squat rack from my computer.

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Zzulu posted:

60 year olds can still be swole

once you're 70 you are ancient and will struggle to do anything swole-related. unless you're this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJaZDGVNWA

Unless you're a former pro bodybuilder (Andreas Cahling).

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Mar 5, 2013

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Here's some good advice on gaining weight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBLPO_WMGOQ&hd=1

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Mar 5, 2013

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Motivation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOAVMbA1l4g

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E_P posted:

Slaves! Bring me my dumbells.

When you think about it, you have to be pretty drat strong to hand a 220lb dumbell to someone.
Also, the kid in the back with 135lbs on the bench looking like he wants to die.

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Mar 5, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ll-2_FQDoc

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But we get a new cartoon from this guy.



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Mar 5, 2013

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Santa Mountain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkVsyN7AtQ

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Seated Good Mornings, no belt 500 X 5.
Ab Wheel with two 45lb plates on my back X 5.

That's it. Deadlift workout without deadlifts.

This is what seated gms look like.

https://towniepowerlifting.com/2016/07/31/konstantin-konstantinovs-with-some-serious-seated-goodmornings/

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Mar 5, 2013

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8Dh6eY33M

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Defiant Sally posted:

One of my cousins took roids and is bald as gently caress (where most of my cousins still have all their hair). I can't take the risk.

Dehumanize yourself and shave your head.

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Zzulu posted:

I've never seen anyone bench 3 20kg plates irl

do yall go to powerlifter gyms or somethin

I've competed in powerlifting competition, so I've seen 5 (done 4!).

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Mar 5, 2013

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Proper foot positioning while benching.

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bamhand posted:

Yes, my meat straps are very weak and unsatisfactory. Would not recommend.

Grip so weak you need a strap to take a piss?

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NarkyBark posted:

gotta be naked tho

Went into the locker room, got naked, women start screaming, police arrive.

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Mar 5, 2013

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My bulk has gone poorly.

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

I was super tired and decide to do my 100 workout. I do 100 reps each of:

Push-ups
Sit-ups
Triceps push down
Curls
OHP
Squats

All with enough weight that I can do 25 reps at a time (minus the body weight exercises of course)

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Mar 5, 2013

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Cobra Commander posted:

I fully intend to grow such an amazing back that my lats start to grow over me and encapsulate me into a shell of muscle. This muscle will protect me from all forces that are not pulling movements. I will grow my spinal erectors into massive cobras that J Lo will have to escape from. When I flex my lats I intend to have them shoot out and around me and I will do so in times of panic and I will roll away as a muscle ball of lat.

It's been done.

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Genetics.

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Mar 5, 2013

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Lol synthol moobs.

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Mar 5, 2013

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Some of these guys have literally no muscle under that oil.
Before and after of a Russian nerd who had to have his arms drained due to an inevitable infection.
Nice 11" guns, bro.

Timg'd for nasty.

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Mar 5, 2013

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Maybe they just want a pair of giant boobs to play with?

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S'up?

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bamhand posted:

Why are you even lifting if you don't want anything to slip in there?

Just train until your glutes are striated - nobody will try to stick anything in your cheese grater-like rear end.

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https://i.imgur.com/03MRowF.mp4

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Bruh.

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nooneofconsequence posted:

I have too many muscles what do I do :confused:

Crossfit.

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