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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Threads like this is why id never touch a weight again.
Callisthenics only, if it was good enough for spartans, its good enough for me.
Also i cant train naked in a gym (not for long anyways).

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Lifting is healthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMTAxJfVkPc

No, im serious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSxP2GHLMs

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

JFairfax posted:

What the gently caress in the first one they lay down some towels for him to be sick on then the guys filming the video are talking about him throwing up before it happens

To this day my theory remains that this competition is not actually about the lifting...

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

GORDON posted:

Thee was a larger than usual group of lifters in the gym this morning, I mean "larger" in both their numbers and stomach girth. It looked like 2 experienced guys were training 4 new guys.

Anyway, is there a name yet for a group of lifters? I'd like to submit "grunt." There was a grunt of lifters taking up space in the gym this morning, putting their water bottles on equipment they weren't using, getting in everyone elses way.

Its called a "fag" as in "there was a fag of lifter in my gym this morning"

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Pesmerga posted:

But I like you guys :shobon:

Then hate yourself.
Jeez is it that hard to properly hate something?
loving casuals, i hate those guys.

See?

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Ive had an entire salami yesterday, about halfway through another one today. I plan on finishing this by afternoon and maybe get another third through the evening.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Real talk what's a good way to get protein as a vegetarian? Not including protein powders and poo poo cuz that dumb.

Semen, cause if you eat flowers youre a :wink: anyways.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
How do you even meassure a gain of 3 pounds over 6 weeks?
I mean thats like weighing before/after taking a hearty dump.
I gain/lose 4lbs during a normal day.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

proof of concept posted:

next time you're struggling to finish your set just start yelling ARNOLD! ARNOLD! and then you'll crush it
proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaNePTIpvNE&t=23s

These "military presses" look like the crossfit of weight lifting.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Thank you, friend.

It sucks. I can do squats but it hurts to even have my arm in the position to hold he bar. I can pretty much only run and do abs and kind of curls.

How bout some squats using only your legs and bodyweight?
Do them on one leg, or hold barbells in front of you or something.

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Lmao just wear a tank top and some shorts god drat. Who spends that ridiculous amount of money on workout clothes?

Lol if you wear clothes while training.

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