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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Wait Farange is coaching Trump now? I thought it was Christie?

And it's not "coaching" that Trump needs, it's to literally be a completely different person.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I still genuinely don't believe that Trump can do any debate prep or be coached because doing so requires recognition of his own faults. He's basically just finding celebrities to practice zingers with instead of schlubs like before.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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iospace posted:

Someone needs to make an :unsmith: version of :boehner:, because that is him right now.

Is Boehner still casually tweeting about his lawn and other inane poo poo? I hope he is, that would own.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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BUG JUG posted:

pretty sure that's not true:



:derp:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I'm trying not to fall into some "rah rah America Number 1" exceptionalism crap but some of you guys are making it tough. The US can do literally anything the Russians can do in regards to technology and military and do it way better. There are probably NSA think tanks that spend their days laughing about some pathetically failed Russian attempt at something or rather.

This is all true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flame_(malware)
http://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-just-found-an-advanced-form-of-malware-that-s-been-hiding-for-at-least-5-years

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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skeet decorator posted:

I'm not sure if you're aware but a lot of what the NSA does boils down to mathematics and Russia is much much much stronger than the US when it comes to math. Like Russia and former Soviet countries have been absolutely dominating everyone in international math competitions for several decades now. And a good chunk of the foundational work in communication/information theory was done by Soviet mathematicians (e.g. Kolmogorov).

While I'm not saying we should be worried about Russia hacking the elections, all we can really say is the NSA and the Russian counterpart are probably both really loving competent.

This is basically the equivilant of arguing that the Chinese are the most powerful hackers in the world because Asians Are Good At Math

flashman posted:

Russia is a lovely country with no money

Also this. Doesn't matter how awesome your programmers are if you can't pay for them and the right equipment.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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ohgodwhat posted:

You linked an article about stuxnet to prove Russians can't hack our electronic voting machines or whatever. Pot meet kettle...

No, I was proving that the US is good at the cyber and in fact is probably better than anyone else.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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StrixNebulosa posted:

That's true, but it doesn't explain why C-SPAM is still so unreadable. Once they added the animated background I gave up on going in there.

Quarantine is an effective moderation method

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Assange (who is far left) adopting far right rhetoric and broing up with Putin, a far right leader, is basically living proof of horseshoe theory.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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So does Assange think that even if it was a full on balls to the wall threat to assassinate Assange, the American Public wouldn't be 80% "who?," and 19.99% "Good I hope she follows through with it?"

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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So sounds like Pence is winning huh

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Well I have my Arzy fuel for the next week or two I guess

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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speng31b posted:

Pence has demeanor with no content, Kaine has content with no demeanor. That's all that's going on here.

Unfortunately in presidential debates "demeanor" matters more than content

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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HootTheOwl posted:

It is literally "number of ships". Only 270 boats!

An individual boat in the US Navy in 2016 is literally worth like a hundred WWII boats

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Salvor_Hardin posted:

Kaine had an opportunity to attack Pence as the monster that he is but opted to attack Trump which I understand but still.

The election is basically a referendum on Trump so this makes sense

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Filthy Hans posted:

I forgot the debate and just logged in now, can I get a quick recap?

Goons are disappointed in Kaine but fortunately the media seems to be calling it a tie with a slight edge to Kaine

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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If you are a minority and haven't already been blatantly disenfranchised it seems weird that you wouldn't be clawing over hell and high water to register to vote in this particular election

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh no, if Hillary loses Florida because of this hurricane loving everything up she'll only win the election with 300 EVs!

FFS guys there is a lot to be freaked out regarding this hurricane but the political implications are not one of them. Hillary is basically tied in Arizona. Arizona! And Trump is not leading in Nevada no matter what his unrated front pollsters are telling him. No loving chance.

But the hurricane is going to go all the way up the coast, turning blue states red in its wake

Red New York inc

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Antti posted:

Yeah I mean here's a map. CO+VA is such a boon to the blues.

It's just that Florida giving us Bush in 2000 and Trump in 2016 is the sort of mythical thing that feels like it might happen more than it actually will happen.

A giant sinkhole swallows Miami on November 7th

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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GalacticAcid posted:

It's good for Hillary and everything but what the gently caress man, Obama saved the whole US Auto industry through sheer political will and this motherfucker backed Mitt, who would have gladly let Detroit burn in Hell.

Remember: after this election, "reasonable Republicans" will still be powerful garbage.

Yeah but I think that some points are earned for actually having something resembling principles beyond naked lust for power

Shame that basically every major GOP figure sold their souls to the God of Oranges at this point, even dudes who I used to like such as McCain.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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So the expectations for Trump at the first debate were low as gently caress and he still managed to fail to match them

Now they're even LOWER. How low do they have to be before a "tie" is virtually the best outcome?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Donald Trump was caught on tape saying he'd really like to gently caress a woman (in those words) and that he went at her like a bitch (in those words) and that since he's a TV star he can grab pussies and women cant do anything about it.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Dr Christmas posted:

What did Clinton do wrong?

She was asked a question that seemed to take her off guard (to be fair it was one of those internet questions that was basically "why are you a two faced bitch") and fumbled the answer somewhat. That was basically the only real flaw in her performance, aside from not owning Trump hard enough.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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One of those "Grand Wizards" I've heard so much about

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Things literally couldn't be going any better for Hillary and the Democratic Party and yet because of some nebulous feeling of worry in some peoples fragile minds there are still people here who can't not contemplate things going badly.

The stakes are really really high.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lord Hydronium posted:

Trump is literally going to spend election night in a bunker, isn't he?

Gooncave in the basement of Trump tower tweeting until 8:30 am on the 9th, at which point he finally passes out and shits his underwear

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Stairmaster posted:

we should kill all men, imo

I'm a man and can confirm that this is the right decision

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Furnaceface posted:

I would not be surprised if mental illness/poor mental health were approaching epidemic levels in many western nations. We still treat it as taboo and refuse to talk because it makes us feel uncomfortable. Id vote so hard for a candidate pushing mental health reform for the healthcare system or even mental health awareness at this point.

Though Im probably biased because mental illness runs in my family and I spent some months doing my co-op placement for school at a hospital for mental health and addictions which was a really big eye opener.

It's at epidemic levels everywhere and the West is generally the only place where it's even acknowledged to exist.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lightning Knight posted:

Future historians will pour over photos like this when trying to piece together the ancient religion of "Cat Gifs" and its central tenet of "can haz cheseberger?"

We've been making the equivilent of these since Ancient Egypt

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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The currently ongoing bubble is a global housing bubble being driven largely by China. The US is actually pretty insulated from this but countries like Canada and Australia are going to be increasingly hosed as China grinds to a halt.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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FactsAreUseless posted:

Can you expand on this? What does China's housing market look like?

I'm oversimplifying a whole lot but property is insanely expensive for a country whose per-capita GDP is like 90th in the world and whose average yearly income is around $5000, in part because it's considered a "safe" place to get money and assets because of a prevailing assumption that prices will only ever grow. The government tacitly encourages this because it keeps GDP growth looking higher than it actually is and because they think that they can control the bubble.

Also because they are still pouring free credit into the economy in an effort to prop up growth and people are using that to take out easy cheap loans and buying houses with them.

Countries like Canada and Australia are affected because they are extremely popular destinations for wealthy Chinese to park assets due to their role as not-being-China and also I think Commonwealth, which means they're easier to access if you go through Hong Kong.

Fairly decent rundown here:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/chinas-latest-property-bubble-more-perilous-than-last-one-1475860134

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I should also point out that in China you're seeing banks take out loans from other banks to pay down debt that they already have from other banks, ie the exact same sort of financial Human Centipede you saw in the US before the Lehman collapse

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Waterbugs are cockroaches that locals call waterbugs so they don't have to admit that they live with cockroaches

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Also I've had to deal with a German Cockroach infestation for the past couple of years and would loving love it if some flying spiders moved in.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


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Dexo posted:

What in the flying gently caress?

If you live in a place that doesn't get hellscape winters you're going to be dealing with bugs and spiders pretty much constantly.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Analog_Kid posted:

You would be talking about the pride of the south, the American cockroach. "Waterbug" is more polite than saying "I am overrun by giant mutant roaches".

And drat straight those fuckers fly. There's nothing like walking into a dim room and suddenly a 2 inch long bug is shooting right at your face. :magical:

The advantage of the American roach is that they generally don't infest buildings and prefer the outdoors

German roaches are the real indoor terrors (although they eat bedbugs)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Trilas posted:

Minnesotan chiming in to say that the only thing hellscape winters do for us is save us from dealing with spiders outdoors during those months.

I also live in a place that gets hellscape winters and even indoor pests become noticeably less active from November to March but maybe it's just my building

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Doctor Butts posted:

My house has more house centipedes than spiders, for some reason.

House centipedes loving own and you should leave them alone when you can, they kill roaches, bedbugs, flies, you name it

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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There gonna be another debate thread or not this time?

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Yaws posted:

Assanges life must be hell. Stuck in a single room with no internet. Must be rough

A Swedish prison would unironically be better

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