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My super villain power to make every pizza slice you have contain the toppings you hate most.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 07:41 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:07 |
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Ghostlight posted:It seems like a power really wide open to rules-lawyering. Like is deep-dish definitively a pizza? Can you affect pizzas that aren't sliced? You discovered my one weakness. But just you wait, minute you cut that pizza into a slices it will be filled with asparagus and worms.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 18:29 |
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Just a reminder that Bob Kane's tombstone is probably one of the funniest/meanest/dickiest troll jobs ever to be put onto a tombstone.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 23:53 |
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Sometimes I wish current Marvel comics were cheaper so I could buy current Marvel comics.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:07 |
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Haven't seen anyone else mention what is sure to be the best looking comic ever. Of course I am talking about Stokoe doing a freaking Aliens comic. edit: frick, looks like it is only coming out next year.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 21:38 |
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Lurdiak posted:I internet detectived Rhyno and turns out he works at a comic book store. Great blackmail material right there.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 00:00 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Not as much as the basically everyday term 'gyp' I always heard "Rip" as in "what a rip (off). Later on I heard it explained as a nicer way of saying "Gyp"
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 23:36 |
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Speaking on behalf of Ben Grimm when I say have an easy fast tonight Jewish goons
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 00:40 |
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WickedHate posted:Not all Jewish superheroes know each other, racist. But I know all Jewish super heroes. Even Shaloman.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 01:38 |
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Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:I'm posting today's AV Club interview with him because it was really good, and people will enjoy it: BKV was also show runner for Under the Dome, the one show I hatewatched. I do not recommend it and I don't think BKV does either.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 05:33 |
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A quick question for knowledgeable goons: I just finished reading Two Brothers, which is excellent by the way, and I figured my sister in law who is Brazilian might enjoy it. I want to get her a copy but want to get her one in Portuguese. I figure that there would be a Portuguese edition seeing as it was written by Brazilians about Brazil, but Google turns up nothing, so does anyone know if a Portuguese edition was ever released, and if so, how does one get a copy of it in North America?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 22:00 |
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Jackson Fury is always a good case when people complain about previously white characters being cast/changed into black characters. More people probably know Fury now as Jackson Fury than Hasselhoff.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 15:45 |
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Rhyno posted:That was definitely a thing. Comic shops have to deal with that sort of OUTRAGE fairly frequently. But just think of all the fun* "who would win" discussions you get to hear *Fun not included.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 17:00 |
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Batman would clown both of them with enough preparation.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 22:31 |
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Ghostlight posted:Nobody can breathe in space you idiot. Are you telling me comics lied to me? What about reading in dreams? Is that true?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 01:08 |
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Madkal posted:But just think of all the fun* "who would win" discussions you get to hear Lightning Lord posted:Trap sprung, I got you to talk about characters vs characters like it's reddit. Dance puppets dance!
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 15:50 |
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purple death ray posted:They killed him off back in the Fatal Attractions crossover in like 1993. He got the Legacy Virus from giving a mutant CPR I think. People were really upset about it back then too. He's a very, very easy character to kill off because whoops, looks like that was just a dupe! The real Madrox is back, everybody! Sounds like a Maddox-bot to me.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 02:35 |
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You broke free?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 00:14 |
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Thanks Arrow and the last page of Cage Carson I think that this is my most favourite time to be a comicbook fan.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 04:05 |
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Lurdiak posted:Can I borrow it and read it in the bath, I never read that one. Look at this elitist jerk. I read my priceless comics in the shower while downing a beer.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 05:53 |
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On a lighter note from child abuse, Halloween is coming up in a week and I was wondering if goons would be willing to talk about past year costumes (comic related or not). Not really looking for ideas but I figure it would be cool to see what goons have dressed up as in the past. To be a good sport, I will post about the following past year costumes: Abe Zero - Agent of S.O.L.A.R (Special Officer of Law And Rescue). Some pulp hero I made up and probably the costume I am most proud about. I think I made up a whole backstory about this as well when drunk/bored. The Chimney Sweeper - a Batman '66 villain who got a a gritty 90's reboot who I made up as well. Spider-Nam (based on the James Stokoe stuff) This year the fiance and I are doing Princess Carolyn and Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman and I will be doing surfing Joker from Batman '66 for work. What are you goons doing for Halloween this year, and what have you done in previous years?
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 02:40 |
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Lurdiak posted:I think my favorite illustration of how awful Jack Chick's worldview was was this comic where a couple is on a plane and mentions that they've been doing missionary work in Africa, helping the poor, educating them, etc. and the other passenger is horrified that they didn't make converting people their number one priority. Then the plane crashes and the couple goes to hell for not spreading the word of God. And they're like "But didn't we do good?" and God replies "Me saving everyone's souls is the only good that ever needs doing! You presume too much!" Chick did a comic where a serial killer in prison accepts Jesus and dies and goes to heaven, while a bunch of charitable good atheists and Catholics and whatnot go and burn in hell.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 01:46 |
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Teenage Fansub posted:Comics don't hurt people... I do! :smirkingvforvendettamask: I don't know. I have read a few comics that have hurt me, and I am pretty sure Avengers #200 hurts just about everyone out there.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 22:59 |
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trashbuilder posted:Man what is going on on comics twitter today?! "Moderate centrist"? Also lol at the whole "how dare the things I read challenge my ideas with things like progress and equality".
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 22:33 |
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Is there any reason he is responding to Nick Spencer?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 00:58 |
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I am kind of sad that I got rid of my construction helmet spidey av.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 23:52 |
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My Joker 66 looks more like Heath Ledger. I tried to put on a fake mustache but it kept falling down on to my lip and being all together uncomfortable. I do have swimming trunks on and a fake surfboard made from an ironing board though, but people keep coming up to me and asking "why so serious?"
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 18:44 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:07 |
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I will make a quick and dirty November thread if no one else is doing that.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 16:49 |