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I hope they go on to be obnoxiously awesome like the Hardys.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 03:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:07 |
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Paige is like a delayed idiots by men. I've said this out loud 6-7 times and I still don't understand what it means. Also, I refuse to believe that Paige is messed up on drugs. Saraya Knight is a very protective mom and would get that poo poo sorted in a heartbeat.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 22:08 |
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I know she drinks like a fish but that's never been a Wellness Issue?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 22:19 |
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my kink is watching AMreese post. That poo poo keeps me hard. H A R D.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 23:08 |
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Regulation Size posted:Imagine being ADR in that scene and having to be all like "drat, Paige, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is gently caress another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be ADR and not only stand in that ring while Paige flaunts her pasty British body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her trackmarks and leathery skin, and just stand there, pop after pop, minute after minute, while she perfected that proposal. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous loving visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on Twitter tells her she's STILL GOT IT and drat, PAIGE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish loving gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been loving nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged stabbing victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Luis Potosi. You've never even seen anything this loving disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her pockmarked fronthead as she sucks it in to kneel expectantly at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the marks call for another shoot smooch, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the stadium security could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're Alberto Del loving Rio. You're not going to lose your future HOF status over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it. still mad about prom night?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 22:55 |
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ooooh cuz Jamie Lee Curtis looks like David Bowie.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 22:57 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:I will defend Jamie to the death, fuckers! Still looks like Bowie. More than ok with that, though.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 23:05 |
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I'm just sayin if I was stuck in a porn elevator with Paige, ADR, a time displaced Bowie and Jamie Curtis, it wouldn't be so bad.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 23:12 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:why can't she have flowers? what is it going to break her neck more or something? or are "flowers" code for cocaine party? they probably have her in a clean room for recovery. No allergens or pollens.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 00:08 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:So they're going to give Natty her farting and bad gifts gimmick again? maybe take her Total Divas gimmick of being overbearing mom to Tyson Kidd on the road? According to the Observer, WWE might not pay for Paige's neck surgery as they felt it wasn't needed. Not sure if medical is covered under contract or a handshake deal but expect that to be a reason when Paige asks for her release.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 15:55 |
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I liked the time she did a 30 minute ironman match with Sasha Banks. Or the time she partied down with Ric Flair as her valet.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 17:00 |
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Bobby is a whiskey sales dude. I think he's married to to Rosa Mendes. I'm not sure I'd want to hang out with the Mendes clan at length, either.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 19:52 |
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gently caress anyone that tries to honor their heritage. brb I'm gonna go burn down a village.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 20:42 |
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If anything we need to poo poo on ADR more since he hasn't squared his poo poo with his baby momma yet. Paige can snort drink inject and/or suck whatever I don't really care. Other than honoring her bullshit contract to WWE, she has no other current responsibilities.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 22:47 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Success breads we call those donuts.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 14:22 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:http://www.mysanantonio.com/entertainment/celebrities/article/Alberto-del-Rio-resets-San-Antonio-restaurant-10614028.php I love how even in puff pieces about a new business opening up, people have to throw doubt at Del Rio's stabbing.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2016 18:39 |
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TV Zombie posted:Is that tarp covering one of the walls of the restaurant? that's a patio. ADR likes to like at his cars while fuming about table placement.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 03:18 |
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Lawler also didn't burn all his 80s money doing meth like JR did.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 19:30 |
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I'd rather book ADR's Ex Wife. Live mic and 15 minutes to air her grievances.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:41 |
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dordreff posted:Like Stone Cold except instead of drinking beer wrong after matches she could just down a third of a bottle of vodka its not real enough. she needs to do a line off of Lillian Garcia's chest during the match introductions.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 00:50 |
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thats alcohol.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 18:08 |
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if ADR and Paige wanna make snowmen out of cocaine, that's cool. Just stop fighting everyone that comes into arm's reach, please. RIP Rafy, punched to death by a dude with a dry butthole.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 18:43 |
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Chris James 2 posted:Del Rio getting his rear end kicked by a sober Scott Hall would just be another notch in the downward spiral Scott would have to stay sober for that to happen.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 21:40 |
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ICHIBAHN posted:ADR would destroy Hall, would be good to see someone call Scott Coker.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 02:25 |
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tell me more about Renee's butt. Is it broken? Did Dean break Renee's butt?
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:21 |
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that's a good butt. Don't break the butt, dean.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 20:09 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:she wrote another big thing about how much she loved ADR and drew a big cartoon heart Del Rio's sexual prowess is godtier.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 16:41 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:Or his coke hookups. given the hotel noise complaints, could be both.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 18:50 |
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remember when everyone was all like what the gently caress about Reby and Matt Hardy? And now they're like the awesome family? Save the snide comments for after they have a public dust up.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 00:57 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Paige's Dad must be punching every wall he can find right now. For having an insanely rich daughter married to an attractive man?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:15 |
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Maybe if people weren't constantly rude and violent towards ADR he wouldn't have to fight so much?
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:33 |
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what the gently caress is going on with Road Dogg?
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 17:52 |
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DeathChicken posted:Not on the level of Randy Savage fighting a police dog in a diner, but at least he's trying or Ken Patera beating up a pregnant cop in a McDonalds.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 19:58 |
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keevo posted:But you guys get mad when rovert screenshots poo poo and then posts it in here... we get mad when all we have is screencaps and no context E: also we have learned to love the rovert
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 21:49 |
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Baron Corbyn posted:Wait. Saraya's granddaughter had a baby? She's already threatened to murder me once so I'm not gonna be the one to point out Saraya's age.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 22:12 |
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The cutoff for creepy/not creepy is half your age plus 7. The reason this is established is because common shared formative social experiences are crucial to couples coexisting in close proximity.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 15:58 |
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Paige wrecking AKA's D-squad fighters on a Combate America's card doesn't sound terrible?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 01:03 |
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shoutout to Paige for figuring out a way to get Brad Maddox to do something other than Model Face.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 04:32 |
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if I was fit and trim and lived like they did, I'd gently caress all the time. I'd tape that poo poo and show it to my friends(whom I'm also loving because we're all fit, trim and endlessly horny too). We'd critique each other on the best swings and thrusts. Maybe even have a star rating for best vids.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 01:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:07 |
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Paige and ADR hosed on every surface of their restaurant. Even the checkout podium.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 17:38 |