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this movie could have been good if they made it about chappie being a gangster instead of being a little bitch
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a completely different cast, crew, director, script, and topic could have made chappie good op
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Oct 17, 2016 14:45
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More like Crappie
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Oct 17, 2016 14:46
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more like crappie, OP 
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Oct 17, 2016 14:51
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the only thing that would have made this movie watchable is if it had a completely different cast, crew, director, script, and topic, OP
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Oct 17, 2016 14:53
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Everytime die antwoord are on screen die antwoord songs are playing in the background, often in a diegetic manner implying the characters themselves are listening to it. So are they listening to their own songs on repeat, or is this an alternate universe in which the Ninja and Yolandi we see are not die antwoord, but die antwoord still exists and the characters are fans of them? They never mention making music and seem to just be gangsters, which would imply that they are not die antwoord. However, die antwoord songs often identify them by name, which would be very confusing for them if they are just fans with no involvement in making the music.
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Oct 17, 2016 14:57
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I couldn't watch this movie because the ads heavily featured that ugly troll chick from die antwood the south African rappers.
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Oct 17, 2016 15:03
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it was really bad lol
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Oct 17, 2016 15:10
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Enfield posted:it was really bad lol agreed, in fact I believe "Crappie" would have been a more appropriate title for this film
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Oct 17, 2016 15:14
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Yeah I kinda like Die Antwoord, but not a two hour commercial for Die Antwoord that somehow managed to forget it was supposed to be a movie. I loved District 9, but I don't think I gonna give Neil Blompchomp another chance after his last two movies.
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Oct 17, 2016 15:14
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dad gay. so what posted:agreed, in fact I believe "Crappie" would have been a more appropriate title for this film i shall consult the oracle
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Oct 17, 2016 15:24
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I have no idea who Die Antwood are (though I can guess.from this thread) and it was an okay film but I didn't really feel the Huge Jackedman character was well written
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Oct 17, 2016 15:27
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simplefish posted:I have no idea who Die Antwood are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc Happy to help!
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Oct 17, 2016 15:29
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mods please rename thread title to "crappie"
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Oct 17, 2016 15:31
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I thought it was alright. Kinda funny. That was one friendly robot for sure.
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Oct 17, 2016 15:33
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Elysium was pretty cool in certain parts. Basically everything that takes place on earth was fun to watch.
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Oct 17, 2016 15:34
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like just take scar face except it's chappie the robot. robot doing gangster poo poo only - no gay emo poo poo
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Oct 17, 2016 16:36
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If the whole premise, cast, crew and marketing had been different (not garbage), it stood a chance of being good IMHO.
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Oct 17, 2016 16:39
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Kuato posted:If the whole premise, cast, crew and marketing had been different (not garbage), it stood a chance of being good IMHO. in addition to this I would have like to have seen them name the movie "crappie"
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Oct 17, 2016 16:41
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Moon Atari posted:Everytime die antwoord are on screen die antwoord songs are playing in the background, often in a diegetic manner implying the characters themselves are listening to it. So are they listening to their own songs on repeat, or is this an alternate universe in which the Ninja and Yolandi we see are not die antwoord, but die antwoord still exists and the characters are fans of them? They never mention making music and seem to just be gangsters, which would imply that they are not die antwoord. However, die antwoord songs often identify them by name, which would be very confusing for them if they are just fans with no involvement in making the music. they are automaton clones of die antwoord, inexplicably drawn to their music with no comprehension of why. they exist only to serve their role in a torturous crucible necessary to bring Chappie to his full potential. in fact all of the characters in the movie are secretly pawns of Deon (aka otacon), who himself plays a role and even sacrifices his body (although in return for immortality) in order to attain his goals
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Oct 17, 2016 16:43
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autoaim.cfg posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc I feel that they are some kind of in-joke that I don't get.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:08
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FedEx Mercury posted:ugly troll chick from die antwood the south African rappers. Are you kidding me Also, Die Antwoord own
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Oct 17, 2016 17:10
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spog posted:I feel that they are some kind of in-joke that I don't get. well that video is an in-joke about lady gaga asking them to open for her and being condescending or something but besides that yeah, die antwoord is an onion wrapped in a cipher
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Oct 17, 2016 17:12
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Die Antwoord ruined the movie.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:13
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I'd like to merge all the "sure, you're English...I guess" countries' film industries and put Die Antwoord in one of the Hobbit movies.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:13
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Moon Atari posted:Everytime die antwoord are on screen die antwoord songs are playing in the background, often in a diegetic manner implying the characters themselves are listening to it. So are they listening to their own songs on repeat, or is this an alternate universe in which the Ninja and Yolandi we see are not die antwoord, but die antwoord still exists and the characters are fans of them? They never mention making music and seem to just be gangsters, which would imply that they are not die antwoord. However, die antwoord songs often identify them by name, which would be very confusing for them if they are just fans with no involvement in making the music. Maybe they are overinterested fans who have named themselves after their imaginary rapper personas/idols, as in real like
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Oct 17, 2016 17:23
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they shoulda cast ninja as the joker and yolandi as harley quinn in that suicide movie
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Oct 17, 2016 17:34
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I wanna spit-roast that weird alien woman and I don't care what anyone thinks about it.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:36
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gizmojumpjet posted:I wanna spit-roast that weird alien woman and I don't care what anyone thinks about it. Well a lot of people also masturbate to transsexual porn so there's no accounting for gross fetishes.
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Oct 17, 2016 17:44
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dont u mean tr_nss_x__l porn?
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Oct 17, 2016 17:48
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"A robot that isn't for sex? Yeah right dudes" - Me when I heard about this movie
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Oct 17, 2016 17:51
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FedEx Mercury posted:Well a lot of people also masturbate to transsexual porn so there's no accounting for gross fetishes. Wait til E/N hears of this!
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Oct 17, 2016 17:55
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dad gay. so what posted:agreed, in fact I believe "Crappie" would have been a more appropriate title for this film I think that if this movie or Prometheus werer released in the 80's it would have perfectly fine. Case in point: Short Circuit.
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Oct 17, 2016 18:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTnxP7e7-YA This is a great short film; effects have weathered the years, well shot, impactful statements, doesn't have poo poo band
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Oct 17, 2016 18:44
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look they could have called it Trappie starring gucci mane for all I care - just expand on the gangster poo poo
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Oct 17, 2016 22:21
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I thought it was okay
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Oct 17, 2016 22:51
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All you need to know about Chappie, it is 100% accurate in it's portrayal of life in South Africa. poo poo be seriously fooked down there.
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Oct 17, 2016 22:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGL3LudyE8 Also that Indian guy was totally banging Chappie, right?
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Oct 17, 2016 22:54
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my take is that if they had a whole different cast, crew, premise, script and marketing it wouldn't have turned out so crappie
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it was a good and fun movie. nothing to get too excited about, either way. the effects were neat.
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