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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

predicto posted:

Also surprised that there has been no mention of Bob Fitzgerald in the bad announcer discussion. The Warriors have a great geriatric color guy in Jim Barnett who actually teaches you things. Fitzgerald the Fat Hobbit is the play by play guy, and he sucks. Not only is a homer but is the worst kind of homer because he's boring. And whenever the camera cuts to him it looks like he's about to pass out because the collar on his shirt is two inches too small for his fat neck. And you wish he would pass out but sadly he never does.

my man

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/797642455478718464

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/799139169146503168

e: holy poo poo

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/799152180381057026

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 08:39 on Nov 17, 2016

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Adun posted:

And now we can move forward amicably

Okay well check this out, first of all you're throwing too many big words at me. Because I don't understand them, I'm gonna to take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Should have already won it.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/CSNAuthentic/status/819054738876436480

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Doltos posted:

Goodbye MV you were a pretty lovely mod and got a lot better when you disappeared from TFF

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/RobDauster/status/824849203578839040

college, whatevs

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Watch Steph turn Marvin Williams into Jackie Kennedy:

https://twitter.com/warriors/status/827011363360825345

The best part is the baseline bench's reaction.

streamable: http://streamable.com/jgkge

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Tae posted:

I can't tell if Harden or the rockets announcer is more of a garbage dump right now

https://twitter.com/BenGolliver/status/827726365998804992

The gently caress is this poo poo

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

big boi posted:

Simmons' podcast with Durant is excellent.

He still should have gone to the Clippers

lmao

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

They take it up a notch

https://twitter.com/sacramentokings/status/830262180012449792

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Away all Goats posted:

Curry is eventually going to give Kerr an an aneurysm

https://streamable.com/odhh5

Also that Draymond was 6 points away from a quadruple double :popeye:

I love love love Kerr.

also some of this:

https://twitter.com/WarriorsPR/status/830265637603786754

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

https://twitter.com/richkleiman/status/830288904708292608

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Tae posted:

The Warriors played close to 40 minutes on a blowout. I'm putting mah money on the Thunder.

b2b road games with Memphis and OKC seems loving dumb for a featured game and I concur with your prediction.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/ElijahJWolf/status/830586024761843712

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/830637742539173889

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Came to post this. Congrats Kibner and Co., one of the better trade fleecings ever.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
not sure if posted yet but:

https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/834145487687131136

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

E2M2 posted:

Warriors release Briante Weber, probably going after another guard.

Are you ready for Jose Calderón?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

straight up brolic posted:

blake griffin is really really good.

43 points, 26 shots, 10 boards, 5 assists, 2 steals, 1 turnover

Too bad they can't play the Hornets every night.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

the_american_dream posted:

Also can someone explain to me as you would to a child the difference between Ray Allen to the heat and why that's cool and understandable and why Durant to GS is not

The better example is Ray Allen to the Celts, who had just eliminated the Bucks from the playoffs and had multiple all stars on it. Makes Pierce's non-stop gum flapping even more hilarious.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Oh cool a new wallpaper. For my living room.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Spacebump posted:

So Draymond Green punched an MVP candidate's wrist (a wrist known for being injured atm) and didn't get tossed out of the game?

He actually hit him on the elbow but yanno, narratives and facts and poo poo


EvanTH posted:

Here's the video of James Harden pinching Draymond's belly haha
https://twitter.com/dkurtenbach/status/848052500997353472

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

Draymond literally said he punched Harden's wrist

“He pinched me, so I punched his wrist”

Just watch the video, his fist clearly lands on the outside of the elbow.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

WhyteRyce posted:

I love how you are trying to jump to the defense of a man who already verbally confirmed what he was trying to do and has no problems with his actions

Yeah, I have zero problems with his actions when dude is pinching him.

also:

https://twitter.com/ESPNSteinLine/status/848991660075663360

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

WhyteRyce posted:

Ah so you are playing both the "I'm 100% ok with what Draymond did because Harden was being a dick" and the "STOP MAKING UP NARRATIVES ABOUT DRAYMOND" card at the same time. Amazing.

I also love how you ignore the things that Draymond Green himself said he did when going after people for making up things that Draymond did.

My only point was that Green didn't hit his wrist, intent or not.



zelah posted:

I hate Draymond "fat yell" Green but him hitting Harden's limb after Harden pinched his belly is maybe the only non-Blazer thing that I enjoy now that Embiid's out. It is hilarious and fair and should not be controversial at all.

As for it being a targeted attack, don't pinch a man's belly with your bad wrist's hand if you don't want it swatted at.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Not that he needs it but good luck to RW tonight

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Bashez posted:

He's a stat hunting baddie and I hope he steals enough votes from root beer barrel to get Kawhi the MVP.

Kawhi should win MVP anyway

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

predicto posted:

The defense that Kerr runs is not the same defense that Mark Jackson ran. Jackson emphasized defense in general, but Kerr's defense (developed along with Ron Adams to fit the Warriors' personnel) is not remotely the same.

Jackson ran a traditional "match up with your man, let's hide Steph Curry on the other team's weakest driver, and we channel shots to the middle where out shotblocker hangs out." Kerr's defense is almost the opposite. It is all about endless switching to reduce high percentage shots on the perimeter, even at the cost of offensive rebounds, with calculated forays into the passing lanes. If we make a mistake, Draymond Green will cover it because he is the best help defender anyone has ever seen."

Kerr also created the offense (well, adapted D'Antoni's offense with better efficiency and less point guard ball dominance).

In sum, you are entirely wrong about, well, everything.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

iospace posted:

If you want to be a bigot, ironic or otherwise, 4chan is right over there. Stow it here.

Being an ironic bigot to make fun of actual bigotry can be funny but lol @ at the pearl clutching and righteous indignation.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Tae posted:

Actually, last I read, Kerr's at a point where he's isolated from the team because he doesn't want to just periodically be with the team. He's all or nothing, and right now his symptoms are keeping him with the doctors.

https://twitter.com/anthonyVslater/status/856675038644158464

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Jota posted:

It's a better points per shot than Westbrook averaged during the regular season and isn't something you'd be bragging about

Tae posted:

According to ESPN stats, Beverly as the primary defender on Westbrook held him to like 7-27 shooting.

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Apr 26, 2017

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

alansmithee posted:

The only issue that I could even theoretically see is Durant gumming up the offense with his ball-stopping (which I always thought ironic how talking heads talked about Russ not wanting to share the ball and not having a pass-heavy offense in OKC where Durant often does the same in GS, but w/e). But even then you're having the ball stopped by like one of the top 3 offensive dudes in the league so it's still kinda whatever. They're almost a comically stacked team.

yeah, this isn't true.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Actually bump him to 7 I forgot about Sarunas Marciulionis

I loved that man

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://streamable.com/xfhqp

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Oh sweet lord

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/StuSource/status/862860532205985792

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

BobHoward posted:

as a Warriors fan I am resigned to someone overpaying Clark, and it might not even be an overpay. There's Harrison Barnes type potential for him to be good on a team that can give him more PT.

He's bad

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
LeBron's first finals team in Cleveland

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