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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

Lmao alibaba is best known as the online repository for chinese manufactured research chemicals / weird drugs

They also sell cadavers

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

EvanTH posted:

I do not believe Jordan was better at the rim than LeBron. Here's a randomly selected video of the hours upon hours of MJ At The Rim Doing Impossible Things Around Multiple Defenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RLjmI6fK4

also dear lord the NBA site is so bad. They removed the ability to watch and link clips of individual possessions and it's now a redirect to buy league pass because I guess they don't want people seeing and understanding their product great work folks

Watching that video I see that jordan over-relied on the backboard. He was truly a one dimensional player.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I watched Jordans final two championships in britain and both times the British commentators talked over Jordans post-game interview. It made my dad sooo angry

Mr. F! fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Nov 27, 2016

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

leftist heap posted:

Adam Silver is trampling on the rights of Draymond's Natural Living Leg. The NBA has no jurisdiction over Draymond's LEG. The name on his birth certificate refers to the legal person of Draymond Green but not the natural sovereign LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN it is only bound by UNIVERSAL LAW. Adam Silver's court flies the gold fringed jolly roger not the true fringeless flag of NBA and as such it holds no authority of the natural citizen LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN and his LEG does not bow down to any admiralty court. LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN is free to move UP and DOWN according to universal law

This was a good post

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

straight up brolic posted:

and kicking people in the nards is his biting

It's amazing there's a biter in professional sports.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

NickRoweFillea posted:

He can't help it. He is perpetually teething with his horsey choppers, he must always be chewing to avoid intense dental pain, whether it be a stick of bubble gum or the flesh from an opponent's shoulder

Lol

I kinda feel sad for the guy now. Poor Suarez

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Rasheed was one of my favorite players back when he played. So funny to watch

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Spite posted:

Draymond is great and ya'll are huge whiny babies.

Unprecedented dirty? Get out of here with that poo poo, did you even watch the NBA in the 90's? May I introduce you to one Karl Malone?

(I'm only half serious about Dray. Though I will say that last kick on Harden didn't look bad live in real time. From my point of view it looked like Dray was a bit out of control from being hit and Harden actually fell down under his leg. But I'm maybe a tad biased.)

Have you seen him kick a mans fingers out of location?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Mr. Mambold posted:

Everybody's a homer

lol

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Dejan Bimble posted:

We are seated right on the floor, next to the table reserved for the visiting Boston broadcast media and within sweating distance of the players. Our spot appears to be even better than the Calvin Klein V.I.P. section. The Celtics, whose shorts are winsomely decorated with a shamrock near the waistband, help themselves often to the gum, breath mints, sore-throat lozenges and chalk at the broadcasters’ table.

This sounds dumb. But from this intimate spot, I am struck by how gorgeously the athletes play, how smoothly they glide across the court, how effortless they make it all seem. It’s particularly fun to get up close to Isaiah Thomas, the freakishly talented Celtics point guard, at 5-foot-9 more than a foot shorter than some of the other guys. He is everywhere at once and is always smiling as if in some private amusement.
:)

Yeah, it's not the best article really.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Crazy Ted posted:

It really does. I mean, just two hours ago I got to see the guy who gave me my first job in education get arraigned - in shackles - on seven Child Porn felonies.

Yeah it really sucks a child porn possessor got thrown in jail.


J/k

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Rip Craig, I always enjoyed watching games you called just to see how crazy your suit was gonna be

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I highly doubt any basketball player or professional athelete is a crip or a blood lol

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

The Glumslinger posted:

Javaris Crittenton joined the Crips after getting drafted, for god knows what reason

lol wtf

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Doltos posted:

Dray's been getting targeted by refs all season I think he's reaching a breaking point. Like that wasn't a foul at all.

Oh well, gently caress him.

I disagree, I think it was a foul.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Libertine posted:

The Warriors seem worse this year and I don't really understand why. Even watching them they look decisively mortal. Obviously if they get two hot hands in their lineup anywhere they obliterate opponents from orbit, but if they don't their defense just hemorrhages opportunities.

Did you see Currys body language in the 4th quarter? He was pouting the entire time.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Spring Break My Heart posted:

They were arguably the best team of all time last year and they do look better this year even if they're not going to get 73 wins.

Anyone arguing that is real dumb.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Dejan Bimble posted:

A team that beat them in one game without their defensive anchor and with 7 games of their best player playing hurt

Don't try to diminish history with dumb poo poo about ringz

The same "hurt" player who just put up similar numbers against them to what he did when he was "hurt"?


E2M2 posted:

You could say he has The Shook

Even after he made his three in the fourth quarter, he celebrated for a bit then just slumped his shoulders and trudged over to the bench.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Wizards vs. cavs was a good rivalry when Lebron first joined the league

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

The best part of Lebrons younger years is he managed to convince the league that Mike Brown was a good coach

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Jota posted:

Joel Embiid and DeMarcus Cousins sexually assaulting each other on the court tonight

https://streamable.com/whbe4

The NBA rules.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

This is the best thing ever



I thought Rondo was at least a good defender.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Hand Row posted:

Like 7 years ago sure.

Lol thats about when I watched him last.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Henchman of Santa posted:

I always laugh at Isaiah short jokes until I remember he's four inches taller than me. The amazing thing about basketball is that we call guys like him and AI "diminutive" when they're really average sized men.

He's shorter than me, if I saw him in public I'd steal his nose.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

It's unfair some players are better than others

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


lmao

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Do you guys think it's likely the Cavs sign Mario Chalmers this year?

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


Lol i <3 this

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Embiid rules

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I'm rooting for the sixers.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Strawberry Panda posted:

gently caress that. I eat PB&J because I'm broke and lazy.

Sounds like its your choice.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


Fuckin lol

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I'm going to see Cavs Hornets tomorrow. Should be a fun game.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Femur posted:

Thanks, I call it as I see it.

Yall are kidding yourselves if you don't think their are racial undertones in who gets picked for these jobs. Like yeah guards are field general, bench players are students of the games.. believe that crap if you want. Or maybe guards are the smallest, and bench players the least intimidating to old white dudes.

Hmmmm

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

EvanTH posted:

Eh I suppose not as secret as it was.

freakin' lol at NBA dirty play and grappling for even slight psychological advantage:
https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/848050548897009664
Here's the video of James Harden pinching Draymond's belly haha
https://twitter.com/dkurtenbach/status/848052500997353472

Hahaha thats amazing.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

I think the kids get lucky to have at least a year of college experience. A year of college is REALLY helpful in the future

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016


Lmao

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

https://mobile.twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/863867538068959232

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

morestuff posted:

https://twitter.com/thompsonscribe/status/863909498964000768

The Cavs have to be loving this series while they sweep whoever else made the Conference Finals

What the. . .

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Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Tae posted:

Those line-ups Brown was putting were pretty bad. He loves putting all the non-shooters on the floor at once for whatever reason.

I think brown is a bad coach. His coach of the year was because of Lebron.

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