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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Story's probably gonna be poo poo but if the multiplayer is half as fun as 3 I'll play it

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Andromeda's also going to have Yahgs iirc, I think one of them was in their 5 second preview vid a couple months back

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

moist turtleneck posted:

I didn't hear the tuba sound of the reapers in the preview and I'm kinda upset that I won't know that the reapers are around if there's no farting

the fart sound travels infinitely far so there will be a random point in the game where you hear a reaper fart out of nowhere

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
If the MP is fun and I can charge into people then I will buy it.

Maybe not at full price but I will buy it.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Hopefully we hear some radio ad for Blasto XXXV or something, I'm disappointed they never had a Hanar playable for ME3

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Give Soldiers the Krogan headbutt and blood rage

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Dark Energy is the same plot as gurren lagann but with 100% less giant robots throwing galaxies at each other

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
where are the female Elcor goddammit

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

why everyone speak english

everyone has a universal translator installed in their brains

EVERYONE

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

SyntheticPolygon posted:

I'm pretty sure the only difficult thing about sparing Wrex is that you just need a lot of paragon or renegade points for it. So if you're not actively trying to maintain one over the other you might not have enough to do it by Virmire.

If you do Wrex's loyalty quest you don't need a single point in charm or intimidate

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

moist turtleneck posted:

Southern Salarian sounds legit good to me

When I think "Southern Salarian" Boomhauer immediately comes to mind and I'm ok with that

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

moist turtleneck posted:

So we know there's a rock monster, will there also be a tar monster?

that wasn't a rock

it was a rock lobster

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Moola posted:

I loving hate that stupid rear end face

If we have another Virmire moment I know who to sacrifice

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

CottonWolf posted:

It helps that Traynor is definitely the most likeable new character in ME3, and is probably one of the most likeable ones in the series. If she wasn't it would just be dumb, not fun dumb.

Who

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Lt. Danger posted:

What a horrible useless post.

Hey, buddy

Don't sign your posts :smug:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

the good fax machine posted:

Yes, it's just you. I'm here for the genocide.

yeah im here to gently caress poo poo up

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Zzulu posted:

I don't mind PeeBee and I haven't heard a satisfactory reason for why so many people are upset about her

shes going to be the wacky meme character and I have no confidence in bioware's ability to write a character like that to not be extremely annoying

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Mymla posted:

I like how people keep complaining that Bioware lacks originality when the protagonist of their newest game is an actual zombie.

are zombies really original in TYOOL 2017

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Where's my southern salarian that sounds like Boomhauer bioware

where the gently caress is it

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

you can't ditch Triss and Yennerfer and go live happily ever after with Shani

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
When can I unfreeze the boogie squad

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
back in the exploration video, why is the icon for unfreezing merchants a Krogan

the only thing Krogan should be selling is DEATH :black101:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

"Hey kid you're only here because of your da-" *eats butt until orgasm*

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I didn't even recognize that was Liara's voice. She was always so generic sounding when she wasn't talking about murdering the poo poo out of someone

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
To those who have the game how much of the game is spent driving from point a to point b scanning poo poo and how much of the game is actual combat

this answer will determine whether this game becomes a $20 purchase or if I just avoid it forever

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

I skipped the last 100 pages of furry fanart, was there anything else of value in it?

A guy lost all his weapons and levels because of a glitch

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Admiral Ray posted:

:same:

Forcing that kind of decision still rubs me the wrong way in ME:A, but at least I'm the player character with a job to do. Forcing that kind of change on the entire galaxy? gently caress no. I went to the Crucible to blow the Reapers up, consequences be damned, and that's what I always do.

yeah my main problem with Synthesis is that it's kinda hosed up to turn everyone into cyborgs without their permission

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
"Temperature rising path-"
"Temperature falling path-"
"Temper"
"Temp"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Charles Get-Out posted:

I non-consensually shot Mordin in the back

you motherfucker

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Iron Crowned posted:

If it makes you feel any better, my parents think that Burger King is the superior fast food burger. We always had to eat there on road trips when I was a kid

my mom was terrified of clowns so we always had to go to burger king

im still in therapy

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
First Deus Ex, now Mass Effect. What else will 2017 take from us?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

fruit on the bottom posted:

I would play a game called digital Satan

I'm pretty sure thats the subtitle to one of the shin megami tensei games

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

mehall posted:

Kaidan is not interesting.
At all.
In any way.

Yes, Ashley was racist, but she seemed to be getting over it a bit by the end of ME1 and she was at least interesting to have around.

she got over it in my game too, in a smoldering crater on Virmire

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I loved using the Cain on the Thresher Maw in Grunt's loyalty mission

turns out being an adult in Krogan culture just means making friends with a dude with a portable nuke

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

hobbesmaster posted:

Do you accept this quest?
—absolutely!
—I guess so

Ah the Bethesda approach

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Sounds like a decent read, thanks for the summary

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I've been calling it Mass Effect 76

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
it was fun being all smug reddit atheist to Ashley about her religion

moments before sending her off to die on Virmire

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