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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

BexGu posted:

How so? (I never played any of the DA games so I would have no idea what to look for). Was it something similar to the Alien head trophy in Predator 2?

Probably? You raid this rich guy's vault and in addition to Michelangelo's David, part of the Statue of Liberty, and futuristic Famous Space Art, there's a statute of a DA Ogre or something like that.

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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Freezing groups through walls and then detonating them as an N7 Sentinel was the best.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

He's garbage and ME3 was garbage from all story perspectives. Not solely the ending.

"My main issue with ME3 aside from the endings is that it in no way feels like a sequel to ME2. Everything looks as though it's taking place in the ME universe but that's just appearances. The Reapers make no sense, and most of what they do as villains contradicts what we know about them from previous games. And that whole shtick about guarding the galaxy against AI was such a complete asspull. The writing direction for ME3 was worse than anything Casey Hudson did. I would hope that if the lead writer for Andromeda is good, Walters at least has the good sense to greenlight his work."

The single redeeming thing about ME3 was the MP which is hilarious. 15 years ago you would have to,d me I'd be playing a bioware game for the MP and completely in spite of the story I would have laughed a long time.

This is a total wait and see game, I hope it isn't a narrative disaster but my money's on it. It's really too bad bioware took their prized self crafted and fully owned IP/setting and flushed it down the toilet lmao.

Would you have tolerated Destiny's lore before Mac Walters spent so much time exploring your bunghole?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Doc Morbid posted:

I think the giant robo-skeleman is supposed to fit inside the Reaper shell and fly the thing, or something to that effect. I'm not sure if that is ever mentioned in the game or if it's just fanwank.

e:fb

"This is what Mass Effect fans actually believe."

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Mymla posted:

I brought miranda on pretty much every single mission because she had warp and overload, so she countered every enemy in the game.

Trast posted:

She also had a passive bonus to party damage.

These are weird ways to spell "dat rear end."

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Actually the biggest problem with the design is that the aliens from a totally different galaxy look more human than 2/3 of the other council races. If this isn't explained in game that's really lovely.

:goonsay: There is zero reason why species evolving in another galaxy should look any more alien than those from a different solar system within the same galaxy.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Jeza posted:

hottest moment in me series? probably that bit where your secretary girl gets melted into goo. melting into genetic gruel - everything about it

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/hot-pot-death-yellowstone-national-park

quote:

A Portland, Oregon man who was hoping to bathe in a hot pool in Yellowstone National Park died and was dissolved when he fell into the park's boiling, acidic Norris Geyser Basin, park officials have disclosed.

No word on whether it gave his sister a snail trail.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
I'll turian him in to the mods.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

euphronius posted:

What game won?

Red Dead Redemption

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

The conclusion to the Mass Effect Trilogy is unforgivable.

Are there any material consquences to your lack of forgiveness.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
If the events of ME:A center around planet Culpa I'll forgive them.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Yeah it's almost as if they left the resolution of a major 3 arc and game storyline to 2 retards in a broom closet the night before pressing it.

Then I read about the Bungie management reviewing the Destiny original story out of a similar fear and LOL at the truly amazing story results that can come from giving the story serious attention from on high.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The combat motions looked a little janky to me. Not Halo 5 MP reveal (LMAO) janky, but janky.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The MP will suck because there won't be enough good enemy factions.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Mymla posted:

Yeah, wouldn't want Garrus' sloppy seconds.

:(

The new Tali sweat. :yikes:

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

It's possible to believe that gender is a big spectrum and fluid and also think tumblr is a huge shithole!!!

I thought it was just for porn.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

I wouldn't gently caress with any of these guys. Three out of fear, one out of pity.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Chomp8645 posted:

Other people go turbo sperg about it for basically no reason.

Mass Effect: Andromeda - Going Turbo Sperg For A Pretty Good Reason, Actually

(ME3, it bad.)

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

marshmallow creep posted:

My button always does something! Awesome!

So we've confirmed you're not married to A Buff Gay Dude.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

quarians only got 3 fingers

thats messed up

Nature abhors an inability to do the shocker.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Quarians have a cloaca

Even if you were right, the important thing is that Shepard doesn't.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Really thought he was going to do something different with that bone.

ABGD told me the one on the ground has a cloaca.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Moola posted:

i'm gonna get the mass effect

I'm gonna get massively erect. Well, moderately. My BP hasn't been great lately.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

Mass Erect: Androgyny

No, that's my other medication.

:corsair:

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Zzulu posted:

it would actually be really cool if you could romance the villain

Sorry, most of play video games to escape our marriages, not relive our courtship.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The villain of DAI was Sera, so yes.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

I wish bioware was bad at world and lore building so they couldn't wind up disappointing me so much I just wouldn't bother playing their stuff.

When your girl is crazy but that pussy so tight.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Ammo management had nothing to do with the problems of ME1 combat, though.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Torrannor posted:

gently caress you, Bioware. There's no reason that we have to wait 2 days before getting this game, too! I can understand releasing it in North America first and then in Europe the next day, because fail US gamers would otherwise cry like little bitches when Europeans inevitably finish the game before them. But tacking on an extra day? Why??

It's progress in that we had to wait 3 days for Inquisition, but it's still poo poo.

The most blessed regions will never have this turd released there.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

MadBimber posted:

peebee the 'rogue academic' LOL

peebee is not pc

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
I'm going to protest this game by not having sex with any aliens until Bioware issues a formal apology for the ME3 ending.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Ferrinus posted:

This is horseshit! Even DAI's eight actives felt constrictive towards the middle or end of the game.

Uh, biotic charge plus maybe one other is all you need.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
LOL at anyone who bothered filling out that MP beta application.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
If you can only have three active abilities then mixing between tech/combat/biotic trees loses a lot of luster since your "profile" specialization won't provide bonuses to 1/3 or 2/3 of your abilities.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Who wants to frack Drack?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

the good fax machine posted:

People like spamming Singularity, Lift, and Pull? What the gently caress?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
The true cost of preordering is your self respect.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

exquisite tea posted:

Yes, EDI flat out tells you that all Reapers may more resemble their host species in the larval stage but take on a more Reapery appearance as they mature.

How many complete Reaper creations did you she have to witness before she felt she had enough evidence of that?

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
Based on past experience you have to be desperate to find something to be positive about MEA.

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Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Serf posted:

Do what makes me happy.

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