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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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DancingShade posted:

I feel Mass Effect as an IP is pretty much spent. The only way to potentially revitalise would be to return to the content format & direction of the original game. Whether that be some sort of sequel or reimagining. Won't happen though.

After the Anthem flop and leadership / talent departure what cards they still have are riding all-in on DA4 (which may not even get finished). Then into the vault the IP goes, barring a miracle.

Did EA and Respawn break up? I would dig a ME game from Respawn. :hmmyes:

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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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hard counter posted:

fallout 2 & 3 had like ten years right?

Yeah but the later game has to be better than the earlier one. :colbert:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Just make Indoctrination Theory canon and Space Bieber was lying about the geth I want a good ME game, you cowards! :argh:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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orange juche posted:

Gotta T pose first though

stolen from the cyberpunk thread

AlternateAccount posted:

Remember the t-posing on a motorcycle bug back in 2006??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7HLtMfq34&t=28s

NSFW for man-crack?

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Kind of worried about the office culture of a place that is totally fine with Shep banging so many subordinates... :stalker:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Really excited to see the arcs for ensign_gangbang, specialist_daddyissues, and corporal_eatenbybatsaftergangbang. :haibrower:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Moola posted:

I still cannot believe "my face is tired" is a line someone wrote down, and then another person spoke out loud, and then another group of people edited into an actual scene

nobody in the history of humanity has ever used those words in that order before this game did it lol

The layers of production that had to get through always boggles my mind. I'm glad I'm not the only one. :glomp:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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If you were smart, you'd use procgen for a first pass and then have artists and worldbuilders flesh it out.

Bioware, et al, are not smart and want an algorithm to design everything for them without human intervention. :nallears:










Essentially, it's level-design by Inspirobot.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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poisonpill posted:

Inquisition was the first BioWare game I didn’t finish and andromeda was the first I just never played at all. They’re basically done at this point

:same:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Insanite posted:

Most importantly:

The loading times inside the lift up to the Citadel's Presidium level have been reduced from 52 seconds to 14

So I don't get to hear the elevator banter anymore??? PREORDER CANCELLED! :argh:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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RBA Starblade posted:

"The Iconic Femshep" is quite a phrase when you think about it

I like that they at least figured out who they are selling this to and FemShep is prominent in the promo.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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So if I buy the LE I can finally delete the DLCs I downloaded for bioware points more than a decade ago?

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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exquisite tea posted:

It's all a bit manipulative how much the game wants you to to be loving Liara through all 3 Mass Effects. I still did it but that doesn't mean I can't complain!!

She’s in the second game for about 20 minutes (before the DLC) and still has the best and most detailed character model in the whole game...

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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TheCenturion posted:

Our boy clapping back (I think that's what the kids call it?)

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1357716581141209091

wow big if true

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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more like mASS effect amirite :quagmire:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Moola posted:

another low point of ME3 is how they bungle the opening and don't do Shepard on trial in the game. Going directly from the ending of ME2 to the opening of ME3 is one of the weirdest whiplashes in quality in the entire series

Yeah, it really set the tenor for the rest of the bungled narrative.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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chaosapiant posted:

I enjoyed planet scanning in ME2/3. :(

Me too, because my mouse has adjustable sensitivity so I could crank it up for those sections.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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I mean: they gave a shart. :shrug:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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Cross-Section posted:

That paper is apparently just a print-out of the ME3 wiki page lol

I’m sure he was sitting there, reading printed wikis during his makeup session to get ready for the Remaster and thought “maybe if I generate just a little bit of hype?”

I don’t know why Cavill has taken it upon himself to make quality, live-action video game adaptations, but I am all about it.
:hai:

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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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It's how he self-identifies. :kiss:

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