TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Baloogan posted:

all of you cucks would hate obamacare if it were called romneycare and implemented by a republican

Actually dems know it was originally a republican thing and that dems just lifted it to a national level.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 03:50

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:57

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Trump could literally kill us all with his dementia and has a cult of personality that is going to be unleashed on us unless we get it to turn full-strength on the GOP, which will happen if they impeach Trump, which they will if there is an n-word tape.

Lol if u think the gop care about an n bomb or two, they just want pence to be pres

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 04:26

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Nichael posted:

Perfect Hair Forever was inspired by a psychic warning from 2016 to 2004. Its creators tried to make sense of it all, the orange reality clown becoming president, Russia blatantly taking over, Trump Doctor Sex Cake, nothing exists probably, but from that garbled mess they could only create what we now know as PHF.

I loved that show why did you have to ruin it for me

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 08:17

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Philip Rivers posted:

Noooo fuuuuuck this is the worst timeline i want offffffff

U can step out at any time, this is trumpiss america now

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 10:22

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Trump campaigning: i'm going to take no vacation days, obummer took way too many

Trump today: first thing I am doing is taking the rest of the day off, and then the next two. I have a celebration waiting for me in a russian theatre

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 10:28

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Trump, assigning his billionaire friends cabinet positions: *points* urine, and urine, urine too

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 10:30

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

baloogan you should come play

How come you didn't self own like the other LP superstars

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 11:25

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

some of them, I assume, are good people

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 12:08

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Baloogan posted:

once again yall are underestimating him. Thats how he wins btw lool

Uh in case you didn't notice, he already won and we are just waiting for him to lose bigly now while laughing at our misfortunes

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 12:16

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Dapper_Swindler posted:

i wonder what executive orders he will sign.

All of them

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 13:13

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Michael Bayleaf posted:

trump is bad. Anime is bad. Both Trump and anime are bad

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 13:19

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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There are literally so many bad things happening at once that you have to be unemployed to even keep up with most of it. The orangutan is literally just throwing as much poo poo at the wall as humanly possible

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 13:22

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Michael Bayleaf posted:

I really think this is the end of America and it's funnier than I imagined

Who could have possibly guessed that america would ultimately succumb to religious dumbfucks voting in their self-fulfilled prophecy in the form of the antichrist

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 13:30

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Yinlock posted:

it's not like god didn't try to warn them

Seriously this poo poo is like straight from the bible, and I don't even believe

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 13:40

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Yinlock posted:

breaking: bible actually real, dinosaur bones all fake

"god drat it" say scientists, ironically

Those are some powerful alternative facts you got there

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 13:47

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Has he filled the west wing yet?

How about half of it?

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 14:15

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdky6BH_N8s

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 14:39

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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D1E posted:

Serious Question: what is/was "LF"? I checked the SAClopedia and there wasn't an entry for it. I assume it was some forum/subforum that went away but what was the name and what was the relevant drama?

(I mostly lurk in Games)

Lf was a politics place that turned into a liberal circle jerk that threatened the lives of others and got lowtax visits from the secret service over it

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 14:45

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Richard spencer got punched again

Wall/immigration stuff

Interview (anybody have a link to the full interview?)

A dozen or so rogue agency twitter accounts

What did I miss in the last 24 hours? I couldn't bring myself to look at the news today

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 09:42

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Michael Bayleaf posted:

aw man only a few more hours until a tweet changes the world again

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 09:45

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Trumpenproletariat posted:

Please tell me more about this magical America where there are millions of open jobs available to anyone who wants them. That's not my experience at all and I don't know anyone who has found abundant jobs "that they consider beneath them". Around here it's common to get a hundred applications for a single entry level opening.

If this incredible glut of labor and surplus of jobs was the reality, then Trump wouldn't have won the presidency by focusing on creating jobs, bringing them back from overseas and deporting illegals to free up jobs for americans.

Watch this young man talk about how desperately he wants work, how he'd clean a toilet with a toothbrush with a smile if it let him survive one day to the next, and tell me that we don't have a reserve army of labor in the USA right now, deliberately created over the last few decades of neoliberalism AND especially in the wake of the great recession.

Have you tried moving out of your garbage heap of a town?

Seattle has the highest minimum wage in the country and there are more businesses with hiring signs than not. Try opening your loving eyes

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 10:35

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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The problem with neoliberalism is that we kept pumping our surplus from the progressive, working states into the dumbfuck deep south states instead of just letting them starve to death.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 10:40

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Trumpenproletariat posted:

Wow I'm such a retard! If only I'd realized that all I have to do is move to Seattle! Because everyone has the funds available to pack up their belongings, fly or drive across the continent and put down a deposit and 1 month's rent in one of the nation's most desirable cities right?

Have you considered that maybe the desirability and strength of a city is strongly correlated with how progressive they are?

You can get a plane ticket to seattle for under 100, and it is temperate enough to live out of a car until you can afford an apartment if you choose to drive there. The cheapest I've flown to seattle was CHI - SEA for $29

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 10:44

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Condiv posted:

a ticket from bismarck, nd to seattle is $300 if you set it up 2 months in advance

also, are there a lot of low wage jobs that will hire a person without a physical address? cause all the minimum wage jobs I worked kinda wanted a physical address (and a phone number, oh and now they all want you to apply on line but everyone has internet in their cars right?)

You can apply online from where you are on your mobile phone (homeless people have smart phones these days because ??) & you can use your pre-existing address and mention you will be moving when you are hired like a responsible adult, or you can use a church address (churches across the country will let you do this) while you hobo it out.

I'm sure you can find cheaper tickets than that.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 10:59

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Yossarian-22 posted:

I just realized that all the Hollywood propaganda movies that warned us about the Russians and Nazis taking over America had a point

Ed Balls

Imagine if americans knew that the railroad in this image was american funded.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:07

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Digiwizzard posted:

finally, someones saying it! the problem with neoliberalism is there's too many welfare queens and not enough tax cuts for job creators!!

Show me where I said anything about tax cuts to job creators. I just want liberals to give the conservatives what they actually want when it comes to welfare, in their states. Maybe after several months, they would have different opinions?

Condiv posted:

i looked on kayak/expedia for tickets for march 15th, one way. you got some secret low-price ticket site I don't know of?

also, lol that your solution is literally for rural people to uproot themselves from their support bases and families to go be homeless in seattle till they can (hopefully) establish themselves in seattle. that's not a frightening prospect at all, i mean look at how easy it is to get off the streets!

btw, what are rural people with wives/husbands and children supposed to do? abandon them to go live on the streets of seattle till they make enough at mcdonalds to bring them to the big wonderful liberal city? also, i wonder if being arrested for vagrancy will have any effect on rural person's ability to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

I'm literally using conservative ideas & ideals, are you saying they aren't very good?

Try shopping around in the members sections of airlines, you'll often save more while still applying for membership. Also consider flying to your nearest high traffic airport first, and making your own layover plans.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:14

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Condiv posted:

"i was smart enough to be born in a liberal cosmopolitan paradise, why can't you idiot rurals be smart like me "

I was born, and raised, in rural america. I chose to make life easier because I realized what a shitheap conservative politics are.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:17

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Our conservative politics keep failing us and no business wants to set up shop here, better skullfuck the rest of america with them too

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:23

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Condiv posted:

why would i, i'm not a conservative. unbelievably, democrats and leftists exist outside of coastal cities, and when you threaten to starve rural america you're saying we should be starved too

i have literally never made enough money in my life that i could even conceive of signing up for an airline membership

Airline memberships are like $50 and usually save anywhere between $100-$200 on their first use alone. You've spent at least $30 on these forums.

I realize that the journey is a difficult one, but it is obtainable. Unfortunately, it is the country we live inb& I don't see that changing in the near future. Consider setting up long term goals, if nothing else. It's better than trying to survive out there.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:28

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Scent of Worf posted:

Can't believe there's a guy in here having to explain why he shouldn't be starved to death even though he lives in a rural area lmao

I don't want you to starve to death candiv buddy

It amazes me how dems aren't attacking the GOP and blaming them for how destitute rural America is

He doesn't have to explain why he shouldn't starve to death. Nobody should, but i'm afraid if someone shoots themselves in the foot, they're going to bleed.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:42

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Trumpenproletariat posted:

what the hell does this mean?

It means a lot of trump voters are going to die specifically because they voted for trump.

Condiv posted:

I cannot find these memberships that are cheap and save that much. If you could link one for delta, I'd be extremely appreciative because I try to visit my family every year and the tickets are really hard to save up for.

Is there more than Delta and AA at your local airport? Those companies are unreasonable as hell. Spirit & frontier offer the cheapest at ~50 & alaska has one for like 100 last I applied (it's been a bit).

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:51

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Cubey posted:

any predictions on what exciting new executive orders trump signs today

Probably a cabinet member, with a side of why can't I executive order a supreme court justice

Condiv posted:

it's an international flight, so i always end up with delta/AA or one of their international partners like airfrance, klm, etc.

Ah, international is always expensive (unless you live in mexico) so yeah you're hosed. #capitalism

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:56

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Lindsey O. Graham posted:

Spirit is horrible as it costs more in the end

Spirit is pretty bad if you need to bring more than 1 bag yes. Spirit is like the bare bones "I only need this personal bag and don't mind middle seats" type of airline.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 11:59

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Baloogan posted:

my apartment in vancouver is a shithole. just imagine a shithole.

I found your house, consider yourself doxxed

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 12:05

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Donny danger donning his throne made of disparaged tweets

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 12:12

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Kilmers Elbow posted:

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 12:18

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Baloogan posted:

i don't think trump cares about the gender war

It's not even a real war, it's just a bunch of weirdos who jack off to this thing on the internet getting confused between pornography and real life

These trannys just wanna gently caress everywhere do NOT let them in the girls room, ive seen the results, trust me

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 12:30

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Tiler Kiwi posted:

this is all giving me a real bad case of sincerity let me tell you what

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 13:19

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Bert Roberge posted:

You'd be surprised what you could make your brain do.

Look noI further than POTUS

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 13:27

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 22:57

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

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Anybody else concerned about sean spicer, who keeps tweeting out his twitter account passwords?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 21:10

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