TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:25

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:44

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

What's going on in OH and NC

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:30

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

i think florida might be gone. there's not enough vote left.

I am dying

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:43

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

Colorado/NV/NH/MI/PA are a lot more important about right now.

loving Christ

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:53

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

The key about all of this is that the firewall is probably still solid, just barely, but we're in for a long night.

I don't trust anything right now

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 02:54

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

I don't know how people can be unshook right now

This is motherfucking terrifying

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:05

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/michpoligal/status/796175404771983360

THANK loving GOD

The gently caress is freep.com and why aren't the networks saying anything?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:27

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING COMEY

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:36

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

SHOOKNESS REIGNS

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:40

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

I may actually have a heart attack

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:47

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

I guess I may not see you people tomorrow

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:52

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Schnorkles posted:

This is a narrow loving night that's starting to look a whole lot like 2004.

Except we're George W.

PLEASE I WILL TAKE IT PLEASE

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 03:59

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Quidam Viator posted:

WHO WINS OR LOSES NO LONGER MATTERS.

WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU ARE SHOOK.

MY ACCOUNT IS ALREADY TOXXED. I HAVE NO HORSE IN THIS RACE. IF TRUMP WINS, I DISAPPEAR, AND YOU CAN ACT LIKE I WAS WRONG ALL THE TIME, INSANE ALL THE TIME.

WHEN YOU RESORT TO THAT SELF-SOOTHING, THE MARK OF A PSYCHIATRICALLY DAMAGED MOTHERFUCKER, IT WILL ONLY BE TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT I WAS NOT RIGHT: I CLAIMED THAT CHAOS AND COLLAPSE WERE ABOUT TO SEIZE YOUR loving NATION BECAUSE OF YOUR COMPLACENCY.

YOU SAID I WAS WRONG.

YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE AN EASY WIN. YOU SAID RATIONAL POLITICS AS USUAL WOULD PREVAIL.

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS OR LOSES.

YOUR SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE, AND YOU WILL SUFFER THROUGH THAT COLLAPSE IN YOUR LIFETIME.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. TIME FOR A RADICAL CORRECTION OF GLOBAL DISASTER. TIME FOR THE CORRECTION OF MASS HYSTERIA.

YOU DID NOT ACT IN TIME. I AM GLAD TO DIE IN ORDER THAT YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

YOU MOCKED AND IGNORED THE MESSENGER, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ENJOY YOUR OUTCOME. COMFORT YOURSELVES. SOOTHE YOURSELVES. IT'S ALL GOING TO BE JUST OK. EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE, KEEP MODERATE, DON'T ACCELERATE, AND BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS YOU STAY THE COURSE.

JUST BREATHE. THAT'S RIGHT. BREATHE.

Shut the gently caress up, op

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:06

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

This can't be happening

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:10

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

https://twitter.com/ralstonreports/status/796184666180960257

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:21

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Shy trump voters

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 04:24

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

This is so fuckin scary. My family's future job prospects just evaporated along with probably the chance of ever having a second kid.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 07:14

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Will polling in future elections be conducted by counting retweets and yard signs?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 12:37

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

remusclaw posted:

People need to move out of California and bring it to the rest of the country.

yeah right good time right now to move away from one of the remaining bastions of sanity to live in hell

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 20:03

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Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

remusclaw posted:

California needs to spread like a rash. It's for the good of us all.

but it is not for the good of any individual Californian

you see the dilemma

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 20:07

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