Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

«‹›2 »

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

StormDrain posted:

I feel like Costco online took my order, made a label, and just threw it away. When is my order going on the drat truck!

I ordered garage shelving from Costco online and it arrived over a period of a month in three different boxes from three different warehouses. Problem is there was no explanation that this was going to happen, o documentation to say it was multiple boxes so when the first one arrived and it was kissing most of it I returned it to the store only for another box to arrive unannounced two weeks later.

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 14:53

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:30

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Got my self $200 back so spent that all on the same stuff I usually buy. Living the dream.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 01:47

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Had someone bitch at me for taking a handicap spot at church as I don�t need it� my terminally ill wife however does. As soon as I helped her out of the truck and went to the bed to get the wheel chair the jackass just drove off because admitting you are wrong is a sign of weakness.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 17:40

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Thanks for the support, honestly it has happened a few times and I just ignore people.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2022 22:15

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I bought the ones in glasses before and they are good but the glasses are so thick that you get much less than you think you are.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 00:54

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

The family day out to Costco is both weird and infuriating because there is always at least two families rolling down an isle with two carts blocking the whole thing while arguing about what type of TP they need.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 18:22

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

There is one at the church I go to and it is never used. Likely as this is Phoenix and there are more carwashes than fast food places.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2022 02:35

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 01:50

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Corn Muffins, cut in half, toasted with Nutella. Get thee away from me delicious satan!

# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 03:15

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

My one has like 5 figure bottles of cognac in glass cases along with $500 boxes of king crab legs. Bourgeoisie as gently caress.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 04:53

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

It is a Caesar salad so they put some garum in there.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 01:05

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I throw some Cajun seasoning on the motor city pizzas and they are great.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 23:22

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I used to only have one near me and it was chaos, now I have like 10 within 30 minutes drive so I can choose where to worship and they are usually not crazy.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2022 02:11

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

The pre made meals in general are good. Picked up the Caesar salad with the bag of rotisserie chicken to make that for dinner. I buy their wet dog food and been to a few different ones in the area and none of them have it again.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 00:08

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I have seen 10 gallon tins of nacho cheese there.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 19:05

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Yes, I am an Exec member without the card so I get a voucher to use at Costco for the reward amount.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 19:27

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I purchased an Alaska cruise but didn�t buy their flights as they were more expensive than I could get from other places.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2022 18:21

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Yeah I have seen bags of vacuum packed ones before.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2022 03:00

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Like installing a dish washer into a garbage disposal and not removing the plug from the disposal that the dishwasher line plugs into.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2022 02:07

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

The lovesac sofas are good for you have dogs/pets since you can take the covers off and are decently modular to add stuff to over time. Still very expensive.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2022 15:09

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

It really comes down to your opinion and how you value money. When I saw the price vs a similar one from IKEA it made no sense for me to pay that for something that is a glorified dog bed. Compared to some furniture out there is not not obnoxiously expensive but it is priced as a high end consumer product.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2022 20:08

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

It comes and goes at my local ones. Been stocking up since the dogs like it and everything else is over priced crap in comparison.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 03:17

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

Its not Costco who has changed but rather us

But Costco refused to change.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2022 23:18

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

Name one

12� French bread stick filled with Cheetos and a gallon of milk.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2022 01:54

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Tea and cake or death!

# ¿ Apr 13, 2022 01:57

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Costco fuel in Phoenix is back under $4 a gallon. That means the world is ok right?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 19:27

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

SourKraut posted:

Where was this? I'm in Phoenix and just paid $4.35/gal today before Church.

New station at the business center on 33rd Ave and Indian school just off rt60.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 14:06

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

If it is an office chair you are going to be using daily then I would go to somewhere that sells used office equipment. Getting a $1000 chair for $300 that probably sat in storage it�s entire life works for me.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2022 20:07

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2022 13:11

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

A CRAB IRL posted:

1000 pages of devoted posts about the holy church.

As it is written, so shall it be done. PBUC.

Just 54 more pages and we can have a schism.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2022 20:26

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I wear a Buckee�s T-shirt while in Texas so no one asks if I am from out of state.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2022 00:24

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Grab your ceremonial garb.

# ¿ May 4, 2022 02:27

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

We can just short the housing market like The Big Short right?

# ¿ May 14, 2022 22:21

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Chinatown posted:

Very happy with trying these. Easy as hell if you want some rice with whatever else youre shoveling into your mouth.

That rice with panko chicken strips diced and covered in sweet chili sauce :discourse:

# ¿ May 17, 2022 03:04

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Fashionably Great posted:

https://www.costco.com/.product.100849015.html

Has anyone bought the Husqvarna pressure washer that went on sale today? I'm tired of looking at my grubby driveway but don't know anything about pressure washers.

I have it and it washing things with pressure. Works well with my car cleaning stuff and getting oil etc� off the drive way.

# ¿ May 18, 2022 20:26

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Only fill up at Costco if it is out of normal hours and I am in the area anyway. During open hours it is chaos and not worth the little you save.

# ¿ May 28, 2022 21:42

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Jesus would never approve of buying a couch on a Sunday.

Sinners.

Counter point: on the 7th day God rested and how could he without a couch?

# ¿ May 30, 2022 01:16

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Bulk boxes of snacks as far as the eye can see.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2022 16:32

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Chinatown posted:

going to costco tomorrow.

Going to Costco tomorrow to buy a tent and then set it up in the dairy chiller to save on home ac costs.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2022 13:01

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ May 11, 2024 13:30

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

Gaius Marius posted:

gently caress British People

No sex please we�re British.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 13:26

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

«‹›2 »