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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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zh1 posted:

99% of rap music is horrible garbage for misguided white people to listen to

Yeah, but I will always be grateful to Mr. Cent and co. for convincing my white bogan former co-worker that, in his own words, "I'm a nigga urban thugg gangster, be rolling wid the Bloodz, yo!"

We had hours of fun at his expense.

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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Tony Bologna posted:

Saying this, even ironically, is so insufferable. We get it, you don't like rap, you are white as hell.

Guilty as charged. I'm glad I managed, however unintentionally, to get you to throw a tantrum in the "Post your unpopular opinion" thread. And why is my race supposed to be intended as an insult?

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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Mu Zeta posted:

Gluten free bread should not be called bread. That's like calling tofu a meat substitute. Tofu is a perfectly fine complement to meat dishes but never on its own.

All gluten free requests in a restaurant should be answered with a disdainful and exasperated sigh, as a law.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Cheery Pepsi Max

At least it makes you happy, much like alcohol.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Whenever I see that a local teenage girl posts that she is "an artist", I know with a sinking certainty that she'll have at least one child at 16 with our local male criminals who will subsequently abandon both of them, repeat the same cycle constantly, and end up a gibbering, drug-hosed mess at 30.

I've been 100% accurate, so far.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Vanilla is the best ice cream flavour, and that's the reason it's the "default" flavour.

*If* and only *if* it uses actual vanilla beans in the recipe to the extent where they leave them in, as opposed to just vanilla essence.

There is a high-end gelati store in Melbourne I visit when I'm up there that has this. Shame it's expensive, but you do get what you pay for.

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Mar 1, 2015

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OldTennisCourt posted:

What is your opinion on bullied people killing themselves good or bad in your thoughts?

If you kill yourself, how will you ever get revenge?

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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steinrokkan posted:

People can occupy themselves if they have enough income and opportunities to meaningfully engage others vis a vis their interests. Even just spending time in various hobbyist groups would be more productive for the public well-being than forcing people into meaningless jobs de facto as punishment.

If people feel aimless and lost without guidance from somebody in charge of them, it is because they have been torn away from society (and from the means to pursue their passions), which severely limits their possibilities of being creative and productive out of their own volition.

Always wondered whether I'd rather dig holes and fill them up again, or sit in a office, rubber stamping blank sheets of paper.

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Mar 1, 2015

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WampaLord posted:

Particularly when you realize most celebrities have access to the best healthcare in the world.

Yes, but it's balanced out by easy access to every illegal drug known to man.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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veni veni veni posted:

And those people are generally regarded as pieces of poo poo.

But there's a lot of them, and they all congratulate one another for doing so.

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Mar 1, 2015

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Wheat Loaf posted:

By the way, do people still make "I'M ONLY 13 AND I HATE NEGRO MUSIC RAP AND JUSTIN BIEBER - I ONLY LIKE REAL ROCK MUSIC LIKE LIMP BIZKIT!" comments on YouTube videos? It's just that I've had YouTube comments switched off for so long I can't remember the last time I saw one.

That takes me back to the MySpace days.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I wish I made enough money to live in a world without consequence.

As I previously mentioned, white collar crime is the way to go.

Have easy access to millions waiting to be stolen, more than enough time to flee the country due to the bureaucratic crawl, and worst case scenario, get sent to a cushy minimum security prison for like, six months.

* And if you are an old white man (a la: Kenneth Lay), you'll probably die before you even go to prison!

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

Just don't steal from rich people. Bernie Madoff made that mistake and he's gone forever. The legal system doesn't give much of a poo poo if you own a company that bilks millions of people out of billions of dollars but as soon as you defraud a rich person...hooooo boy

Well, I would have thought that went without saying.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

But all those things will take off once Star Citizen fully releases!

We did need something to fill the vaporware void left behind after Duke Nukem Forever got released.

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Mar 1, 2015

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

The thing that bugs me is how defensive they get when you ask them to smoke their weed outside. They will insist up and down that the smell goes away and it hardly even smells like anything etc. These are usually the same people who don't take care of their cat very well but insist their house doesn't reek of cat piss.

With the all-consuming, utter fanaticism that weed smokers have for a plant, I'm honestly surprised they didn't mob you and burn the heathen at the stake.

Had some stoner literally and sincerely tell me that weed was a panacea, when I was in the city last week.

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caboodle posted:

LOL. I was banned for posting my unpopular opinion.


Ever heard of Chairman Mao's 100 Flowers campaign and the people who fell for it? Same thing.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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Aramek posted:

Whites are better than reds.

The spirit of President Andrew Jackson lives on.

(Jokes aside, I agree with you. Red wine, especially the goon sack variety I drink, are horrible.)

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Dr Christmas posted:

Tattoos are gross and they all look like gangrene and I hate them.

I'm personally indifferent, but I have noticed whenever the subject comes up, the reaction to even the mildest criticism of the practise is comparable to the reaction of someone openly swearing allegiance to the Third Reich.

The case is the same with criticising piercings / other body mods.

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hard counter posted:

... like i'm sure a proud mom getting a commemorative tat of her newborn (or a soldier of his buddy, whatever)

Never understood this, either. Would you forget that your child/friend existed if you didn't have a tattoo related to them?

I'm not trying to be snide, I genuinely don't get it.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Do we need headstones for the dead? People just do things to feel good about them.

That'll have to do, I guess. :shrug:

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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zandert33 posted:

And yet several people of Latin American decent that I know loved that part and ate it up.

It's like people who were getting upset about how "racist" Speedy Gonzales was, but meanwhile he was viewed as a positive and loved character in Mexico. Is something really racist when only some whitey SJWs are the only people who care?

It's the new white man's burden to order other races on what they should be offended by.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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You are either pro-eugenics or pro-dysgenics.

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Fister Roboto posted:

gently caress you i'm going full brezhnev

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hard counter posted:

More sexless millennials is probably a better indicator that some people getting pressured out of dating because of current circumstances, probably escaping elsewhere. Whatever those circumstances are must be turned up to 11 in Japan. :psyduck:

Goons are throwing off the average.

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

I bet you get into a frothing rage when loony tunes comes on tv.

I know I do.

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Fashionable Jorts posted:

Overwatch is cool and good because they made the poster character gay.

But then they lose a lot of respect by giving all of the women pornstar bodies.

Tokenism LIVES!

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Sentient Data posted:

I'll miss my gay dead forum

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All we have to look fowards to is "lol 4chan r funy". :smithicide:

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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The term "empathy/empathize" is soon to reach critical levels of trite clicheness.

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Blue Star posted:

Cisgendered white women are worse than cisgendered white men.

They certainly yell a lot more.

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Mar 1, 2015

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starkebn posted:

Homelessness doesn't not exist in Australia, but the way everyone talks about it from other countries we're like the promised land or something

How did they get that impression?

Clearly they've never been to Melbourne or Sydney. We even had a homeless squat at Flinders Street station a few months ago.

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

No it doesn't. Rape babies are a thing that exists. You're also assuming that people can be abstinent. Humans...uh...well we are extraordinarily bad at that. We need to gently caress. Not getting enough intimacy can actually kill a person.

I'm not making that up. Sexual frustration puts a person at increased risk of depression, anxiety, and other mental problems as does social isolation. Sex is for more than just procreation when it comes to humanity. There's a social side to it and the intimacy as well. People crave it. You might as well tell them to quit being hungry. The social isolation part of it is worse than the sexual frustration side of it but seriously; not getting laid can do very, very bad things to people.

What of celibate monks/nuns?

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Baronjutter posted:

How come crows all go loving nuts for peanuts and know how to open them up and eat them like pros, but seagulls have no clue? They'll see the crows feasting on them and want in on the action, but then they pick up the peanut, drop it, look at it confused, pick it up, put it down, they can't figure it out but they know it's something good because the crows are all eating them. Yet seagulls routinely pick apart dead crabs and other shelled creatures to get the meat out, it's the exact same sort of technique but they're too stupid to adapt it to peanuts.

Anyways, it's more expensive but I think almond butter is even better than peanut butter.

Probably the same reason why they try to swallow entire hot dogs whole.

They're idiots.

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Guy Goodbody posted:

Picky eaters are scum. They're lovely baby manchildren who should be dropped on a deserted island with all the food they need to survive but none of it being the specific things they like.

Yeah, but thanks to them, I can watch this video and feel a lot better about myself in comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

EDIT: The true magic begins at 2:10.

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Das Boo posted:

Only vegetable I never liked was beets, but I just discovered I love them sliced thin in coleslaw. I love the hell out of peas, carrots, cabbage, broccoli, brussel sprouts, green beans... I've never tried a vegetable I don't like in some way.
I'm told okra might be the one to break me.

Tried parsnips?

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Wheat Loaf posted:

There's nothing intrinsically wrong with taking advantage of loopholes; although loopholes should generally be closed (if they have the effect of making the procedure less fair), if they exist because there's been, say, some administrative oversight somewhere down the line that's left them open, then you might as well use them while you can.

If you find someone using a loophole, then close the loophole, but don't punish the person for using it. You shouldn't be penalised because somebody else made a mistake.

Perhaps, but it sounds like you are straying dangerously close to the opinion of "as long as the law does not forbid it, I should do so."

It's not illegal to constantly scream vile insults at your wife/husband, for example.

When was the last time someone was punished for exploiting a loophole, anyway?

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I dislike people who whine about people being "judgemental" about their decisions.

If you can't take criticism either with a good grace or at least have the fortitude to ignore them without passively moaning about the consequences, then don't do *whatever*.

No man is a island, and you can't expect everyone to agree with you.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I don't understand why we don't just drain all of the blood out of condemned prisoners to benefit our blood banks. No drugs necessary, just let em drain out. Think that's more humane than inducing a sleeping heart attack or whatever.

Probably because they contain a alphabet of hepatitis and HIV.

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Aramek posted:

I think organ donation should be compulsory. Then again, I think all people are property of The State, but especially the dead ones!

I was once talking to someone who married a chav about this very issue.

"So, he refuses to donate his organs?"
"Yes."
"Does that mean he will refuse to accept donated organs?"
"No."

The way I see it, I will have no use for my body once I die, so what happens to it wouldn't concern me in the slightest.

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Caufman posted:

I could stand to hear out a new social contract.

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Turtlicious posted:

Being fat has a lot to do with hosed up brain chemistry and addiction, and should be treated as a disease, rather than something you "will" yourself out of.

There has never been a single case of "willing" yourself out of a situation, where bootstraps were the proper answer.

Ah, the "professional victim" philosophy.

Tell that to the goons who lost all their excess weight in YLLS.

EDIT: Are you British, by any chance?

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