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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Grouchio posted:

How is she bad, compared to the rest of Trump's cabinet?

https://twitter.com/JeffSharlet/status/801569615386148864

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Badger of Basra posted:

seeing a picture of ken bone makes me furious

yell at jag

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

the paradigm shift posted:

breakfast food all day long ain't my problem. my problem is getting a decent burger at 7am.

Burger King got you covered

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

boy are my arms tired posted:

my breakfast was a monster energy drink because i literally just got back from a 9 hour drive yesterday and im beat af

What flavor?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

apparently republicans are serious about killing medicare this time? well thats cool

yeah they are salivating and rolling out plans on what they are going to do. the plans are gut all entitlements.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Avshalom posted:

wait has there been another campus shooting

it was a stabbing

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Raskolnikov38 posted:

everyone is p happy the current arraignment of things I dunno why you want to trigger a PRC invasion of Taiwan

why would china invade its own territory? :downs:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

corn in the bible posted:

who is this 2016 regdate rear end in a top hat because I thought it was SFT

it is brainiac five.



they are from the future

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

corn in the bible posted:

Then he should have a 2017 regdate

do you know how time travel works? he came from the future into the our present (their past) made an account and started posting. now they can't return because they hosed up the time stream.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Chelb posted:

i think it's that he thought it was sft and then in his mind told her to suck his dick

if i'm discerning these posting tea leaves correctly

Tasseography is quite the talent to have

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

skip andrews would have been a better pick than hillary clinton

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Chelb posted:

uspol can not erase our sins

well of course not. You need multiple threads.

"Can USpol erase our sins?"
"Uspol can not erase our sins?"
"Why bring back USPol to be a sin eater."
"Was it USPol that was a sinner? No we were."
"Please accept USPol into your heart."

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

Uspol is dead and it's not coming back. All references to it are now banned. Mention it at your own peril.

sure thing trump

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

Not I. I didn't vote for her.

oh so you do admit to voting trump finally? you are such a waste

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

PupsOfWar posted:

do you really get disqualified just for murdering your opponent

you can be president in prison

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
the best thing about christmas time is the peppermint coffee creamer that comes out

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

Or maybe China of "China China China" fame, actually sucks, and Taiwan and others on the boot end of Chinese oppression would be natural allies with a US administration that doesn't dictate their policy in Asia around appeasing China.

how small is your dick? is it smaller than trump's?


edit: I'm saying you are a cowardly little chickenhawk you piece of poo poo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

I'm impressed you managed to stop setting up your bunker to save yourself from the impending world war that this phone call sparked long enough to hop on the forums and call me a coward lol.

i'm impressed you finally came out as a trumper

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

History would be a lot better if we had extensive records of presidents responding to their generations equivalent of internet trolls in 140 characters.

"man wouldn't it be great if every president was an incompetent troll? Luckily the last one will be."

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Volkerball posted:

He should troll harder right now. Be like "sweatshops are bad." "We demand China provide better rights for its workers." *Sings peace on earth with Bing Crosby* YOU poo poo rear end FUCKERMAN TRUMP

*smears poo poo across keyboard* TRUMP GOOD

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

my pups 14th birthday is coming up. a very old puppy

Happy birthday puppy.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
5 more people and this graduation ceremony is over. 😍

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pikavangelist posted:

I have just discovered that poop emoji plushes exist

WHY

everyone likes cuddling with poo poo

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

The slice coming out of the mouth is a nice touch

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

rear end struggle posted:

woop turns out Cohen who allegedly met the russians in prague has a passport stamp from italy right before the meeting


his kids uploaded pictures from italy on social media


czechia is in the schengen

Is this a trump thing?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Recently my state passed collective bargaining laws similar to the Wisconsin laws. Now they are planning on gutting the public worker pension fund. Lol this state.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Yeah we are super duper hosed in so many ways. Iowa is the next Kansas.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Gin and Juche posted:

That's good, aim high.

Hey at least we won't be WV

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:how: Can't y'all leverage the early primaries attention for anything?

gently caress if I know. The republicans have everything on lock state wide and only a handful of Dems seem to be putting up a weak defense.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
This bearglove old spice deodorant smells great.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Randler posted:

4.5 day weekend drawing closer. Hail Catholicism.

Ah trump is an SA poster

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Still one more week until tickled is on HBO Go. :(

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I want to watch it because the dollop episode was hosed up and the doc is supposed to be even crazier.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Just got a letter from my bank asking me to opt-in to their overdraft fees program for my checking which would allow them to overdraft me if my card is declined. :allears:

No I will not opt-in and wtf why would my card be debit card be declined if I have the money? I wonder if this has to do with that eo trump signed about overdraft fees.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

The Muppets On PCP posted:

RALEIGH
Federal prosecutors have charged a Cary man with making online threats to “non-Muslims” and say a subsequent search of his apartment turned up an assault rifle and hundreds of bullets.

Garrett Grimsley, 27, is charged with “transmitting a threat in interstate commerce to injure the person of another,” according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of North Carolina. Grimsley made an initial appearance Tuesday in front of U.S. Magistrate Judge Robert T. Numbers.

According to the criminal complaint, Grimsley is said to have posted an online message on Feb. 19 that said “don’t go to Cary tomorrow.”

In a later private message conversation sent to a cooperating witness, prosecutors say, Grimsley told the person that he was fed up with the “kuffar,” a derogatory Arabic term for “unbelievers.”

“For too long the kuffar [non-Muslims] have spit in our faces and trampled our rights. This cannot continue,” a message released by the attorney’s office said. “I cannot speak of anything. Say your dua [prayers], sleep, and watch the news tomorrow. It will only be the beginning...”

Law enforcement officers traced the messages to Grimsley’s apartment in Cary, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office. After obtaining a search warrant, officers found an AK-47 assault rifle, four 30-round magazines and about 340 rounds of 7.62 millimeter ammunition.

The case is being investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Cary Police Department and the N.C. State Bureau of Investigation. If convicted, Grimsley faces up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine.



Irony bro gone to far?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Doctor says I need to drink less and especially while in my pills. :whitewater:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Channel your energy through these positive blue quartz crystals and release it into the heavens to change the outcome of the world.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

young people think they're happy because they haven't actually experienced anything yet

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

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Majorian posted:

The world deserves to see maximum rear end crack.

:eyepop:
This is a mantra to live by.

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