XK posted:

Cloud is dumb buzzword bullshit, except for the server virtualization stuff (which is really awesome), the only actually cool and good thing about cloud. All the rest is bog standard co-location datacenter stuff. I remember when cloud was going to fix everything for XBox One.

I can't wait for Amazon to "mesh" servers for his instances.

What the hell happened to all the in-house mocap stuff they had as a stretch goal? Didn't they buy 4 studios worth, or some poo poo?

spacetoaster posted:

scrubs season six posted:

I think it looks like a second, lower belly button.

XK posted:

Anybody else been thinking about this?

scrubs season six posted:

Well, that's your choice, but it will limit the number of orgs that you'll find acceptable.

Codependent Poster posted:

I really want to point a gun at a baby. Anybody else thinking about this?

ArfJason posted:

Let me see if I understood. The only reason it's not creepy and hosed up to choose to search out personal information on someone and repost it for others, is because it's easy?

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

/s

hanales posted:

Closing your sarcasm tag.

Mirificus posted:

trucutru posted:

For me, more than a kiddy diddler (innocent until proven guilty and all that poo poo), he's an incredibly incompetent film director. I mean Crobberts has a better idea on how to direct a scene.

trucutru posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbNh8Z-ILcI

watch that and come back to tell me again it's easy.

AP posted:

Also get a refund.

Nicholas posted:

I don't think there will ever be legal action. The casuals will simply move on from a failed kickstarter. The hardcore whales who go down with the ship will claim that they got their moneys worth, funded a dream, let CIG produce tech that could be licensed out in the future (lol), or some how saved the PC industry from certain death.

There might be a small subset of big spenders who wanted a refund but didnt request it in time.

Mangoose posted:

I wonder how many conflicted nerds got a refund to afford to play the new Zelda.

TheAgent posted:

ME:A in a week

someone come shoot aliens with me on multiplayer

TheAgent posted:

game gonna be bad

Zzr posted:

Me this year. Noone caught me for the moment.

peter gabriel posted:

if they are spaceship in space why are they flying in formation at all? couldn't they just, you know, float there in space?

Hobold posted:

In that they're both held up as idols and saviors when the whole thing is bullshit, hand waving, and lies?

Warhawk109 posted:

So I ordered a bunch of walden farms salad dressing, BBQ sauce, chip dip, and ketchup. All zero calorie sauces. Anyone else tried them?

Warhawk109 posted:

Only dressing I ordered this time around was chipotle ranch. Also ordered the hickory BBQ, hot & spicy BBQ, french onion/blue cheese/bacon dips, and ketchup.

Xaerael posted:

Cheers!

Never to completion. I started learning 3D modelling for precision animatronic stuff (because large custom animatronic eyes are hard to make without, and I was doing a project that needed eyes with a huge diameter), but because I'm super fussy and need to be at every stage of the process, and access to high end printers is pretty much impossible to get unless you're part of a university or company which owns one, it never progressed beyond modelling. to say it, but I needed the ~~fidelity~~. That project's been on ice for about 6 years now, though I learned a new technique that might pass as a solution.

The Titanic posted:

"Guys... can't anybody think of any kind of generic fantasy stuff?!?!!"

"Oh I got it!!! How about elllll- uh... zz?"

"God dammit. Somebody see if that masterpiece of fantasy Kingdoms of Amalor is-"

*phone rings*

"What the... who got this number? Hello?? Who is this? Rhode Island? You heard what? Yes... yes! It's exactly what we needed!"

*slams phone down*

"Gentleman! Our generic fantasy world is saved! Try to think no more about whatever it is those guys with pointy ears and also the short guys may need to be! Thank you Salvatore!"

Cao Ni Ma posted:

So CIG trying to license their poo poo to other markets, particularly Asia because its like the only market they haven't tapped yet. Yeah thats going to work great with China now that they are cracking down on corporations bringing in new games to the market and severely limiting the amount of time people can put into games in the first place.

Its also going to work great in korea et al where the PC gaming market is incredibly hard to penetrate and most people playing in cafes instead of their homes

Both which usually have a pay by the hour thing, and its going to be great paying for like 3 hours of time to get like 10 minutes of gameplay out of it

Aqua Seafoam Shame posted:

Sometimes it hits me: these people believe that they will be playing a video game in which Earth will be a fully fleshed-out, navigable world. Earth. But then, they believe that this Earth will be just one planet in one system, and that there will be 100 systems, each with planets at least the size of Earth, and at least some of them just as populated.

Also moons.

And Earth.

The Titanic posted:

I.. I'm not even sure who they are! Are they bad tier waifus? I'm sure it was either this or some high quality hentai sex on a slowly sinking ship!

"Use the power of your breasts to keep the sip afloat, Mina-San!"

"I-I'm doing it! I'm doing it!"

You clicked this hoping for hentai girls keeping a ship afloat with their tits. +10 depravity for you!

Grubby Hobo posted:

You will be able to land your ship outside your own house or apartment and walk in and see yourself playing the game.

Bayonnefrog posted:

I seriously doubt Sandi has any degrees at all. At most probably the one from the school in Australia she claims. Not the two or three claimed from UCLA. Maybe attended never graduated. She acts and talks like a fake navy seal to me.