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Ayn Marx posted:BG&E2 will take 6 years to make and won't keep most of its early promises. It will still ship before Star Citizen. It may not keep all its promises, but it already produced this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8IguhQqhAg Which is already way more impressive than anything Croberts has produced so far.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 22:11 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:58 |
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AP posted:EXPECTED RESULT Stream of consciousness is a really lovely way to file a bug report. "Door should open."
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2017 09:56 |
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LMFAO QR code cards that give you access to ... a ship sale ! Keep on trucking Croberts !
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 11:05 |
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hahaha what a shitshow ! That flight model is just the ships going in "noclip" mode right ? The ship just bounced off the floor with no damage ! This looks awful. And they're back to hyping Big Bennys machines...
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 11:39 |
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aaaand the stream died. This is embarrassing ...
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 11:58 |
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AP posted:Somebody is using the RSI patcher. My thoughts when it happened. The youtube stream seems to be up and running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwUtzq3A5-o
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 12:03 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:So you still can't kill players when they're flying then. Dude just unloaded his pistol into the pilots head to no effect. That's because the player "becomes" the ship when they take the pilot seat. But hey who knows, maybe if you buy just a few more cutlasses this'll be fixed in 4.0 !
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 12:25 |
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Hahaha just look at Lando's (Not sure about his pseudo, the guy on the flight crew camera) reaction after the crash and he switches viewpoints, this is priceless !
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2017 13:50 |
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To riff on the analogy from a few pages back, Guitar Citizen would be a Rock Band clone with: - no guitar peripherals produced yet so you have to air guitar in front of your TV (or play with a standard controller) - you can preorder the fancy plastic guitars, keyboards, drums and mics for as much as $15k apiece to "donate" to the project and "push the boundaries" of video games development - the only song currently available ingame is a high fidelity version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I - unfortunately only the first minute is available to play for now, the remaining 2:30 will be available in 2 weeks. - actually many more songs are coming, they will be procedurally generated. 2 weeks. - super high fidelity graphics - fantastic body awareness (mocapped on Slash, Yngwie Malmsteen and Steve Vai) - runs at 12 fps, crashes frequently - the game is currently split in 4 separate modules, one for each instrument. - multiplayer across modules is not possible. - new facetech allows you to mimic weird facial expressions (you still cannot see your character onscreen unfortunately) - your character might become fatigued and unable to play if you forget to : eat, sleep, drink - you might catch STDs from sleeping with groupies which you can seduce through a dating minigame in between songs. You will be given a percentage of satisfaction after sex depending on your performance. There has been no news of this feature for the past 3 years but it's absolutely coming. Oh and you may or may not be able to cure said STDs by going to a doctor. Doctors will be other players and not NPCs. - Your instruments might be stolen by other players backstage. You will have to pay for them again. They will be super expensive. - If your band is not successful enough for you to afford new instruments you will be able to work at the bar and serve drinks, or mop the floor to make some cash. poo poo I could keep this going for pages
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 11:01 |
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Mangoose posted:Haha, my five year old son loves it too. I had to google otters for him, we spent like 30 minutes looking at pictures. He now wants one for christmas. Have you showed him this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wavh47RpLz4 ?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 11:07 |
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Is this it, is 3.0 finally available on the OUYA ? Please tell me gaming is saved at last !
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 14:29 |
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aleksendr posted:stable c'mon man. Have you been paying attention ? (not refuting the second part of your sentence tho, they're definitely gonna make bank out of the sheer excitement this release is likely creating)
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 14:43 |
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Pretty sure this guy is asleep at his desk.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 10:23 |
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LMFAO Chris is actually shilling Intel SSDs on stage hahaha
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 15:07 |
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Thinking on it this is just a logical conclusion, Star Citizen has been nothing but marketing and dreams from the beginning. Intel taking advantage of these poor souls is rather predatory though.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 15:15 |
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:lol and the intel guy is back Intelcon confirmed.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 15:25 |
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Star CitizzzzzzzThoatse posted:Star citizen YOU CAN WALK Thank you for the bun gif you posted earlier, it made my day.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 16:40 |
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Rad Russian posted:They're now explaining a new ground breaking technology called anti-aliasing that smoothes out graphings of CryEngine. (which one of you is Uncle_Horse ?)
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 16:59 |
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Acht posted:Haha the shot of the public "I've made a huge mistake"
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 17:45 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Are they quoting some design textbook? It's actually Wikipdia. Get your FUD straight Goonie.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 17:51 |
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Erenthal posted:i mean all props due to the linguist guy For sure but I mean would you want something like this to pop up when an employer googles your name ? Repeat after me: "My videogame developer is rich."
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 18:12 |
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https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyCloudyIguanaPMSTwin You can't make this poo poo up.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 19:40 |
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Chalks posted:Make this joke again in 16 mil I'm the lens flare and slowmo in this joke.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 12:15 |
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Wuxi, your AV triggers my claustrophobia, I need to exorcise this poo poo. Where is it from ? fake edit: i'm claiming this spot on page 2900 and intend to speculate on it shamelessly. also: taxxe Sassy Sasquatch fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Nov 29, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 18:25 |
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Allow me to translate this wonderful word salad (it was in the comment section of an article detailing why star citizen is NOT P2W): quote:Try and fly an Idris before making assumptions. Well at least this guy is right about one thing.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 19:16 |
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Quavers posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/220671107?t=02h06m21s Holy poo poo I called this. I called a thing about Star Citizen !
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 13:17 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/2bcvgd/storall_introduces_the_repair_bear/ CRobear is real.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 18:18 |
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Beet can you hand me a sixer with the Crobear of your choice please ? tia
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 13:13 |
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mrking posted:When will beet implement bear culling It’s been pushed back to 3.2
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 18:40 |
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Sarsapariller posted:Do you guys have some kind of youtube autoloader or something I had quite a laugh scrolling past those 80 videos but yeah there's an embed feature that's off by default you can enable in your profile.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 19:32 |
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Beet Wagon posted:I think I got everyone lol. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 20:45 |
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What went wrong with Bravo Team, Supermassive Game's VR shooter ? Turns out it may have caught a bad case of the CRoberts: https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018-03-27-what-went-wrong-with-bravo-team Useless mocap: Check Cinematic ~fidelity~: Check Scope/Budget mismatch: Check Management interference at every level: Check Star Citizen may never implement VR but at least the citizens can now play their dream shooter
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 10:14 |
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Hav posted:Sasquatch is not real. Yet there is video. MODS ?
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 11:36 |
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LostMy2010Accnt posted:I believe businesses are dumb enough to do this. Very much this. Private equity firms raised about $750bn globally last year. If this Chris Roberts fella managed to raise $250m over several years with Star Citizen then maybe there is something there worth investing a few quids in. A couple millions is chump change for some of these firms anyway so I don't doubt he could handwave his way through an investor meeting or two if he was short on cash. Also I rarely post here so I got all warm and fuzzy that y'all adopted "Crobear" as the official name for the bear. (and that emote lmfao ) The real Star Citizen was this thread all along.
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# ¿ May 24, 2019 15:57 |
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I stumbled upon this video review of an autism chariot the other day, it made me think of you guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj0CHMYDIZg I think it's this ship ? Sarsapariller posted:
There's everything, from the utter lack of self awareness needed to produce this 30 minutes wank with a straight face, overlooking the fact that there's absolutely no purpose for that ship ingame, to the dreams that people would actually want to crew this poo poo to be space peons for the space elite. Just lol. I kinda wish Star citizen would come out so we could grief these people now.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 17:24 |
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Sample_text posted:I actually like the video, because IMHO it actually does show quite a bit of self awareness. Fair enough, it just popped in my suggestions and I sure didn’t do any due diligence on the guy so it’s possible it’s just an opportunistic stab at the Star Citizen fanbase. His talk of the Origin brand etc lead me to believe he has skin in the game though. My favorite part was when he started talking of firing crew members for misplacing a spoon or a napkin.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 23:43 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 14:58 |
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Be patient you entitled brats, the new thread will be available in two weeks when they are done refactoring it. My favorite posters in this thread are Sarsapariller for the hilarious trip reports (we should have a "citizens react" to his posts seriously), Thoatse for the cute animals and Beet for the crobear probe and Kayak updates. There, I said it.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 11:08 |