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Fallen Hamprince posted:as a grad student the mere thought of seeking employment fills me with dread and terror, ama Where do you see yourself in five years?
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BONGHITZ posted:Trump is going to murder unions lmao how can you kill that which is already dead
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The Management posted:usually you can get a good bump simply by getting another offer and having your employer match it. assuming you want to stay, that is. If i have to threaten to quit to get that raise out of you, you're just going to find a way to get rid of me anyways and its and admission that you were paying me less than you thought i was worth. Companies expect this weird samurai loyalty ityool 2016 (like the old days) despite not having labor organization or pensions (like the old days)
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i quit because i was stable and bored and hadnt done poo poo in a year or two. it so far is proving out to be a wise decision
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amazon suuuuuucks do not work for them or normalize their hiring process
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https://rajk.me/amazon-interview-experience/
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and even then i could bust the poo poo out of that (casino style morse code buzzer + toe mounted tapper) IF i cared enough to cheat God theyre so worried about you outsourcing it, lmao
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Ciaphas posted:Employers say I could be drug tested or poly'd (lol @ polys) at any time but neither I nor anyone in my group has gotten one in 10+ years administering polygraphs when youre not a federal institution is kind of admission you're grasping at straws and probably looks bad in court
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nah theyre super poo poo on everywhere except government. Nobody will poly you in a non-clearance civvie job
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Tatsujin posted:the only place i worked at that required me to drop was probably the most decent to work stress/demand wise, thankfully the recruiter gave me a heads up and some tips, beating drug tests is super easy when you're white http://testclear.com vetted by your very own jonny 290 thanks, Motorola
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Here's a good gently caress-you trivia bit for network janitor interviewers Q: What public address prefix requires FCC licensing in order to use? A: 44.0.0.0/8 is reserved for licensed amateur radio operators
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Some people are just born to be lighthouse keepers.
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Just walk in, give the boss a firm handshake, look him in the eye and say you're a really hard worker. He'll be impressed at your gumption and you'll start on Monday.
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recruiter spam this morning --4+month contract (bestill my beating heart) doing "devops things" for intel in portland "We'll fly you in on mondays and out thursdays" lmao gently caress off
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my marriage would end
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my dad did that fly-ever-week poo poo for 20 years and it destroyed every part of his being
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fart simpson posted:yosposter doesnt understand the value of actual face to face human interaction. google hangouts exists, dude
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Yeah i did not meet in person once before i started my current job and only 1/5 interviews* at last job were in person *Yup.
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"Gotta have face to face interaction!" is the rallying cry of lovely managers and employees that communicate via passive-aggressive body language and being late for your meeting instead of making words come out of their mouth
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Shaman Linavi posted:the Epic test was fun because it was like "here is a totally made up language lets see if you can figure it out" and it was actually a bunch of MUMPS questions loooooooooool this owns Also you should drill with Skype and Hangouts with a buddy annually or every time you get a new computer to make sure your speaker/mic work you must be a vicious, aggressive animal when job hunting. You must shame the poo poo out of the other guy. I beat out a candidate that did better on the takehome test and had 10 more years experience, because I could run skype better and I'd been in the industry for a *shorter* period. They judged his velocity to be insufficient.
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bone app the teeth posted:you aren't quite single early 20s white bearded dude enough for us please rank these p-languages on the following scale: "Crucial", "Clutch", "It Is What It Is", "Problematic", or "Vader At Mustafar"
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ahmeni posted:seems like your kinda thing cause they come in pairs and after a while you always lose the mating one
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double ohm seven posted:if you don't get two years of 80% of your salary when you rear a child then congrats on living in a garbage country I guess? Keep talkin poo poo, see if you keep talkin poo poo in the Trump-launched million-degree initial nuclear strike, and we'll hang out livin the good life till the retaliatory Russian strike
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The Management posted:trump isn't going to launch anything, he's just going to let Russia roll into Europe. instead of paternity leave they will be holed up in a forest trying to attack Russian convoys for food and ammo. oh okay then https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/811977223326625792
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echinopsis posted:ti too believe what he tweets "oh that was on social media, it doesn't mean anything" if you do not understanding the horror of mass death that is possible with the implied or express destablization of MAD, i can put you on ignore right now and resume speaking with adults, your call
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LEFT, THE loving ENTIRE ELECTION: "OH MY GOD HE SAYS THE MOST HORRIBLE THINGS. AMERICANS WILL NEVER ELECT HIM" LEFT, AFTER TRUMP WINS: "Oh he doesn't mean anything by it. Nothing to worry about"
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mishaq posted:echi is a father lol i too believe everything he says on the internet
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and that's exaclty what happened overnight putin gave a PR about nuclear strength overnight. our president-elect is a known cable news addict and just shovels foxnews in his face all morning over Mcdonald's so he was picking the egg out of his egg mcmuffin or whatever OCD thing i'm sure he does, saw the Putin soundbite, and he thought "Oh i should sya something in response" and was tapping out his tweet before anybody could snatch his phone from him it's not the truthiness or whatever of what he's tweeting, it's that he has no fundamental concept of world politics or international relations, and though we are laughing and dismissing his tweets, foreign dignitaries and intelligence services are pinning them up on a THREATS FROM TRUMP bulletin board.
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He doesn't have the capacity to make informed decisions. He absolutely does have the power to make bad ones, and hit the button. Remember that a solid 65-75% of his supporters and cabinet are just killing time waiting to go to Heaven; in the long run, they've got nothing to lose by salting the earth with fallout.
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