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Dr. Strangelove should have ended in the pie fight that was filmed but cut out.
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his sled was named 'rosebud'
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Dracula 3000 - it just blew up!
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I thought you found my stash of home made sex tapes Op.
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Can we do TV shows? How I Met You Mother: We finally meet Ted's wife and she's a charming musician that gels naturally with the whole group. They're a perfect match and the series ends with Robin and Barney getting married. Then they rush through his wife getting sick with a mystery illness, dies and then Ted is encouraged by his kids to go seduce "aunt" Robin now that their mom has been dead for a couple years. He steals a symbol of love from their first date and goes to her apartment. They are supposed to be in their 50s and he's in semi old man makeup, she still looks 30. They have nothing in common. He's all about having kids and a family home and she is a career woman who can't have kids and doesn't want any. The only reason it kinda works is because he has his kids already and his wife is dead so now they can have a bunch of old people sex?? If they ended it one episode earlier, I would have no real issues.
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The ending to The Room was a let down. I guess Wiseau can't even do a suicide scene right.
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My Grandmother used to always say "well that didn't end right," whenever a movie or tv show would end on a cliffhanger or such. It was always infuriating, but then she ended up with dementia, so she'd probably think her life didn't end right either. If she could think much of anything, that is.
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fun fact: the movie 'cliffhanger' did not end in a cliffhanger
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The epilogue of Harry Potter 7 part 2. I mean Jesus Christ.Jay-Zeus posted:Dracula 3000 - it just blew up! That was the best part of the movie.
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Broken Flowers The whole movie is Bill Murray trying to figure out who his son is, he scares away a guy who may be his son or might just be some guy. Then his real life son leers at him out car window as he drives by. Then the film ends. Return of the King I never actually saw the ending. I really had to pee and gave up after possibly the fifth not-quite-ending scene. Captain Splendid fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Dec 14, 2016 |
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Dec 14, 2016 00:40
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I don't know if it counts as ending cause it starts getting off track about half way. But Hancock. Funny idea. Guy has super powers but he's kind of a gently caress up. Then the ad guy's wife turns out to be another super powers person and they're aliens who are married but can't be near each other or something and he saves her running out of the hospital.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:47
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War with Jet Li and Jason Statham. The movie ends so abruptly you'd think they'd forgotten to film the ending when shooting had half an hour to wrap up and GTFO so you get Statham suddenly makes a noble sacrifice or something and gets shot dead and Jet Li fucks off like he didn't even notice. The movie as a whole had terrible pacing issues and some really badly filmed stunts. I was expecting a lot from a movie with two great action stars. I can watch bad movies and come away feeling like I could at least sympathize with the people who made it but War made me mad it was such dogshit. Believe In Yrself Betty posted:I don't know if it counts as ending cause it starts getting off track about half way. Yeah Hancock started with a cool premise and then had no idea what to do with itself for the back half of its running time.
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Mozi posted:fun fact: the movie 'cliffhanger' did not end in a cliffhanger Fun Fact REEEEDUX: The movie Cliffhanger was based on a bunch of rock-climbing slackers who illegally lived in Yellowstone national park and the time they found a crashed Cessna full of WEED that they sold off, and lived on the money from, for five years or more.  
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loving Frailty. So good up until the last 5 minutes or so.
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HeathersThey should have blown up the drat school. Heat I thought the movie was great right up until the very end where for no apparent reason De Niro's character inexplicably decides to act completely in contradiction to how he had been developed throughout the film just to end up in the stupid and unsatisfying shootout with Pacino.
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Only God Forgives was p unsatisfying, but the whole movie was pretty weird e: I know it goes against the spirit of the thread, but honorable mention Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring had an amazing ending & is one of my favorite movies
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givepatajob posted:The Black Hole. So the good guys go through the black hole and come out...where? How are they expected to survive out in deep space when they have no idea where they are with limited resources? Also, what the gently caress is up with Reinhardt's "descent into hell"? This is loving Disney movie. Stop trying to be Kubrick. i mean imagine trying to make a high concept space movie within a few years of the release of 2001, which is still considered to be one of the best high concept space movies ever made like 50 years later
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Believe In Yrself Betty posted:I don't know if it counts as ending cause it starts getting off track about half way. yeah hancock was decent and it was well acted and everything but holy poo poo the entire third act of that movie suddenly goes off the rails retarded i think they were trying to cargo cult shyamalan but didnt really get why his movies are good
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Captain Splendid posted:Return of the King There is no actual ending. They just keep saying goodbye to various minor characters until everyone leaves the theater. Farewell, hobbit extra from the birthday party. See ya, straggler orcs who survived Helm's Deep. Bye innkeeper from the first movie whose pillows got all stabbed up!
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CaptainSarcastic posted:HeathersThey should have blown up the drat school. Were you ironing shirts when you watched Heat, or maybe cooking dinner? I don't think you gave it your full attention....
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Wizchine posted:Were you ironing shirts when you watched Heat, or maybe cooking dinner? I don't think you gave it your full attention.... I'm pretty sure I've seen it more than once, but I honestly don't remember much about 1995 in general. I might have been drinking?
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Alan Turing died on the way back to his home planet
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Egbert Souse posted:Alan Turing died on the way back to his home planet he got pwnd by the limeys for being a gayboi, they didnt even care that he was a hero they pwnd him so hard that he pwnd himself 
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I'm going off of ancient memory here, but I remember thinking that the movie A.I. ended beautifully with the little kid robot falling to his death into the water from the tower. That was solid as gently caress. And then the movie kept going
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Kaedric posted:I'm going off of ancient memory here, but I remember thinking that the movie A.I. ended beautifully with the little kid robot falling to his death into the water from the tower. That was solid as gently caress. Aliens
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Kaedric posted:I'm going off of ancient memory here, but I remember thinking that the movie A.I. ended beautifully with the little kid robot falling to his death into the water from the tower. That was solid as gently caress. I like how the world trade centre towers are sticking out of the snow in the year 4100, that's the best bit
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Tomato Burger posted:There is no actual ending. They just keep saying goodbye to various minor characters until everyone leaves the theater. This is what happens when you don't have constraints other than the source material and the source material is a million pages. On the other hand the hobbit was trash as well so I wonder if maybe it's just Peter Jackson who is bad if not given severe limitations.
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Shutter Island. "No Leo you are the mental patient" and then leo was the mental patient Tomorrowland. It practically didn't have a plot but the individual things that were happening were interesting enough to keep me watching it. I was so pissed off when they finally got to tomorrowland and explained what was happening, loving total garbage excuse for a movie 10 Cloverfield Lane Just kidding seeing the alien ship flying around in the distance whne she finally escapes was the loving best movie moment of the year by far for me
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Doctor Dogballs posted:10 Cloverfield Lane Just kidding seeing the alien ship flying around in the distance whne she finally escapes was the loving best movie moment of the year by far for me "Are you loving kidding me?!" was the best line for that scene
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bag em and tag em posted:Interstellar. They weren't going to let him go, I don't remember why because at that point I had really lost interest. The ending should have been that Matthew hallucinated the ending in his last fevered moments before crashing into the black hole. Then you see the last remnants of humanity starve to death. Anne Hathaway's hyperbaric chamber shorts out, and only the rad robots are alive and they're like whelp
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Inzombiac posted:Can we do TV shows? Holy poo poo, was that ever a case of 'we really want this to be the final scene, but we've got less than 3 episodes to do it in and we've already ruled out all the possible ways to get there in previous seasons, oh gently caress it, we've all got jobs on other shows now, let's just throw this all at the wall and film what sticks' marshmallow creep posted:Yeah Hancock started with a cool premise and then had no idea what to do with itself for the back half of its running time. I felt like that the first couple of times I watched the film. After the third time, I wonder if they could have made a different movie, based on that ending and having a different beginning to match. Like they had a great movie A, but couldn't come up with an ending and a great, similar, movie B that they couldn't write the beginning to, so they cut and pasted them together into something that doesn't work.
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I wonder if TWD will end its entire run on a cliffhanger lol. Like they just get canceled after this season or next without wrapping anything up. Seems like a very Walking Dead way to go out.
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after the third time I would have wondered, "Why the gently caress did I watch Hancock three times?"
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Cis Lord posted:Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith. I don't understand how this isn't always on the top of the list when this topic comes up. In my opinion, it had two underwhelming endings, even by my rather low expectations, that couldn't possibly have satisfied anyone in any way. It's over Anakin, I have the high ground and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's Because the rest of the movie is as bum gently caress retarded and terrible as the ending was.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:HeathersThey should have blown up the drat school. "Rock and Roll High School" is a cool movie where they do blow up the school.
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Last Chance posted:I wonder if TWD will end its entire run on a cliffhanger lol. Like they just get canceled after this season or next without wrapping anything up. Seems like a very Walking Dead way to go out.
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Boiled Water posted:Peter Jackson [...] is bad ding ding ding
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Industrial Meat Package posted:That's how it should end because what other possible ending could there be? It's the loving zombie apocalypse. It's going to end with Rick waking up from his coma and hugging his wife and son, and then they adopt Daryl and have a big gay orgy
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Boiled Water posted:On the other hand the hobbit was trash as well so I wonder if maybe it's just Peter Jackson who is bad if not given severe limitations. The end of King Kong has the monkey get shot by planes, stare deeply into the woman's eyes like he is going to die, only to drag itself up to get shot by planes again. Then that sequence repeats. Over and over again, a dozen or more times. Like a record skipping. Adding a full 20+ minutes of monkey to woman deep eye contact to an already over long film.
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nigga crab pollock posted:i think they were trying to cargo cult shyamalan but didnt really get why his movies are good
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