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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > itt we post the reason we got executed by the trumpstaffel
 
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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 the secret service took note of that time i called his car "the fagmobile"

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 having hands

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Being less orange than the president

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Being MORE orange than the president

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Being exactly as orange as the president

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 voted illegally, actually totally justified since i'm not american

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 broke the final remaining regulation: wore a naruto headband 1 size too small

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 came into contact with a minority without my hazmat suit

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Slapped the president's hands away from the nuke button for the 45th time that day

as I am dragged off I give a solemn thumbs-up to my replacement, the 623rd don't-let-the-president-kill-everyone agent

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Prav posted:

had my heart extracted on top of the great pyramid to ensure that the golden sun would rise again tomorrow.

e! news says that my skin, untouched by the sun and white as snow, was the fourth finest this month and is expected to go for at least $25,000 in the charity auction held after the main ceremony

hunted for my pelt by blood sacrifice poachers

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Killed a guy.

what? stopped clock etc

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Thump! posted:

Right but was it a white guy or a brown guy? You won't be executed for one of these.

i ate the rich, my appetite knows no color

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Either creepily commented on First Lady Ivanka's rear end too much or not enough

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

Beat Barron in magic the gathering

Lost to Barron in magic the gathering

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

"Come to South Carolina," Graham said of Trump, "and I'll beat his brains out."

- The L.O.G., aka The Chief

Firing squad for political dissidence and treason

That thin-skinned s.o.b. will remember me when the Trumpenreich begins in earnest without a doubt.


called the president "the new log"

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 made the nazis uncomfortable while they were rounding up immigrants by staring at them judgementally

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

Carved statue of Trump from gold rather than platinum

Gave statue of trump realistic proportions instead of giant hands + dick

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 Bled on the president's carpet

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