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Anime Schoolgirl posted:growing peanuts to replenish your soil's nitrogen cycle nice try jimmy
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Lastgirl posted:growing old dont grow old grow *~closer to trunp~*
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Potato Jones posted:Preferred Soylent Green to Soylents Gold and Platinum Reserve.
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zeal posted:called grand chancellor kushner a cuck when the presidenr does it, that means its not cucking
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preferring mexican food made by mexican chefs to taco bowls from turnip tower
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Grondoth posted:Joined the inner party, driven bankrupt by membership fees, cast out because of bankruptcy, mentioned the irony of it you should have invested your irony in TRUMP bonds citizen
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump thats not an execution thats when you become trump :trump: !
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Combing hair over the legal limit
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CannonFodder posted:Executed a guy too quickly and, if such a thing exists, humanely. death by snu snu!!
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Dared to play Hardball with Chris Matthews. Ha!
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Got too high a score on the Spanish Competency Exam to be allowed to live
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Found a Lost Otaku
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Beat Eric in a rap battle
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Beat Barron in magic the gathering
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Was unable to explain THAC0% to Donnie Junya
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Preferred New Apprentice to old crapprentice
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:i wish i could be vaccinated against twitter
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Paper With Lines posted:referred to Marco Rubio instead of lil marco. its liddle L I D D L E whos that knocking at the door? oh poo poo the goldshirts are here post strong comra
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The Glumslinger posted:I'm Jewish, but don't want to move to Israel (They don't loving understand salsa) Im Jeb! and I dont understand guac
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Dudeabides posted:Failed to acknowledge that this was indeed, the "Willennium" 
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Michael Corleone posted:Executed for having a problem "down there". n o p r o b l e m i c a n a s s u r e y o u
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Mariana Horchata posted:insu-bored-ination oooooh buiurrnn!!!!!!
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As I was drifting off to sleep last night, I remembered I once signed up for a user account at Daily Kos. I'm gonna fukken die, ain't I? 
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The Brown Menace posted:Two counts of felony NBC
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Prav posted:requested that trump be more like genocidal nazi dictator adolf hitler hes tryign his hardest 
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Charged into a gobliin's nest with goblin slop and goblin vomit
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C. Everett Koop posted:wasn't executed, but got stuck in an airport without a valid visa and starved to death
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protested when told that i didnt need to do that cuz its jareds job
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change my name posted:My whitehouse.gov petition asking for mandatory partitions between urinals got too popular Executed by the Splash Guard
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alex jones caught me ingratiating goblins succubus with goblins in bed with a goblin
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C. Everett Koop posted:told someone I was ok with a hand sign which I guess is racist now unlawfully avoiding racist implications
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:illicit gay sex with mccain in the white house sic semper yranus
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Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:brb, foia'ing the loyalty pledges from trump's cabinet
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:not takin' his calls man i wish i could sleep late.... oh also me and the other 8 justices of the supreme court were all executed when we ruled that tortlla coasts taco bowls were in fact superior to those from trump tower grille
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