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selling state secrets to the californians
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poached rhinos from prince Eric's hunting grounds to feed starving family
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kitchen decorations found to contain unpatriotically low number of faux-gilded Corinthian columns
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Dec 25, 2016 00:35
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- distribution of counterfeit pepes
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Dec 25, 2016 00:42
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careerism (drunkenly admitted that vote for trump was 'ironic')
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Dec 25, 2016 00:54
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made seditious comment regarding Lord President Trump's Perfectly Normally Sized Penis (There's No Problem Believe Me)
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failed to capitalize 'Normally' when writing death sentence for citizen guilty of insulting Lord President Trump's Perfectly Normally Sized Penis (There's No Problem Believe Me)
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illegal emigration
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referred to current month as 'august' instead of its proper name, ivankador
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lied on HB10 visa application, boobs only moderately large
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:I was executed by "Woke" milleniniels who were so mad at Trump they created the Trumpstaffel just to show how bad Trump was. Thread revisionism
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failure to properly respect the power and the devastation of nuclear
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Aggravated Voting While Black
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Dec 26, 2016 05:14
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failed to become fully erect when thinking of trump while banging hot republican wife
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Dec 26, 2016 05:46
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caught scraping gold leaf off of police car to sell on black market
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wore sportjacket to baseball game instead of full suit
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Dec 26, 2016 06:22
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Suggested the winning could stop.
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Dec 26, 2016 09:34
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Failed to thank Donald.
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Dec 29, 2016 13:11
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back-alley breast-reduction surgeon
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got a better k/d than Barron, Prince of Cyber
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suspected member of illegal terrorist group "The Office of Congressional Ethics"
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burned at the steak after village Trumpman accused me of being in league with crooked hillary
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Jan 4, 2017 08:32
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Massive collection of 'trap' porn found to be insufficiently ironic.
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failed to meet my thread quota
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Jan 15, 2017 05:35
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Did not report the presence non-legal-looking voters at my local polling station.
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Jan 27, 2017 02:17
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Questioned why there is a White History Month but no Black History Month.
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Jan 31, 2017 08:34
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Lamebot posted:Failing to stand up and shout "mcdonalds!" at my universal windows platform gaming console when the mcdonalds ad came on. Aggravated failure to Supersize
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so-called desertion
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Zikan posted:said good things about General Secretary Corbyn of the People's Republic of Britain and Northern Ireland. unfavourably compared the President's hair to that of Lord Protector Boris Johnson
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Jun 12, 2017 11:48
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:Stood on a soapbox in the crowd at the National Mall during the second inauguration, and demanded that Mike Pence make an honest woman out of that mare and claim his bastard half-horse child in accordance with Christian family values supported Mike Pence's centaur bastard's claim to the throne
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Jun 12, 2017 11:49
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emailed an ascii dick to the white house in response to their request for feedback on the electoral integrity commission
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Top City Homo posted:insufficient orb praise obsequious, clearly insincere orb praise
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Jul 16, 2017 06:24
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failed to denounce the Anti-Trumpy Group quickly or severely enough
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failed to update stance on whether or not nazis are bad to be in line with the president's 19th statement that month
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