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Hello friends. Now that you've had your roasts, your spherical cranberries, your Christmas feasts, it's time to embrace the shower of poo poo that is the Winter Transfer Window Thread. In this thread we will discuss your team of cunts potentially signing additional cunts. We will also discuss Newcastle's expenditure in order to cement their place as champions of the Championship (the best league in the world). Transfers so far: Chelsea have done it again and have continued their festive tradition of sending a garbage Brazilian off to China, this year allowing Oscar to join his fellow countryman Ramires. They may even play for the same team but the names are all garbage and I'm not going to look it up Some German guy named Draxler is joining PSG to eat croissants and get knocked out of the Champions League in the round of 16. Returning to the Premier League is super oval office Joey Barton, who once put a cigar out in a kid's eye, under a cloud of betting accusations. He's signed a 1 year deal, or maybe it's more or less, who gives a gently caress because he'll do something dumb and get sacked. You can sign up for alerts here for your gaggle of failmen: https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2016/dec/21/transfer-window-january-2017-all-the-latest-moves-and-news-interactive This is a troll free zone so please behave accordingly. NO TROLLS!   any bold use thats not verified by the club's official media channel will result in an immediate 1 month probation except for Gigi who can do whatever he wants Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jan 20, 2017 |
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oliwan posted:so apparently ronald turned down a 300 million move to China, where he would've made 100 million a year Make a guaranteed salary of a fuckton and gently caress your way through Madrid or go to China, maybe get paid a couple times and die of boredom and smog, hmmm
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Dec 30, 2016 14:42
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Frankston posted:Our defence is fine now minus Hutton. Chester and Baker are a class partnership and Amavi is a top talent for the future. It's just RB we have a problem with because we bought De Laet but then he got injured for the whole season so we're relying on Alan Hutton who is terrible, but he tries at least. I can't believe Alan Hutton is still under contract at Villa
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Jan 2, 2017 14:02
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Gigi Galli posted:pubic money
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Jan 2, 2017 17:27
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I don't care what happens but I want Sunderland to get relegated, pls
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Jan 5, 2017 01:13
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jyrka posted:It doesn't matter who the players are or who the manager is. Sunderland will not get relegated. 10 years in the prem, time for a change imo
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Jan 5, 2017 01:16
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he's a loving muppet with bad hair i  rest  my  case 
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Jan 5, 2017 02:28
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vyelkin posted:He's a 33-year-old Portuguese centre back so expect Mourinho to sign him asap Maybe they can keep him around as a CB version of Hilario
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Jan 5, 2017 19:49
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Wasn't it Drogba originally
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Jan 5, 2017 20:26
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fat greasy puto posted:can a mod edit "tons of liverpool fanfiction" into the poll so i can vote for that please ok
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Jan 6, 2017 02:10
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just kidding i thought as OP i could but i can't and now i look even more dumb than usual, going to kill myself now
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Jan 6, 2017 02:11
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He's got to be worth more because Hull are getting relegated for sure without him. I think they used an extension in his contract as well.
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Jan 6, 2017 18:04
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Her Dryer posted:In Scottish transfer news: Rangers have signed American midfielder Emerson Hyndman on loan from Bournemouth, and I think they are going to sign another midfielder, Jon Toral on loan from Arsenal. Lmao at #22 in that video
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Jan 9, 2017 18:51
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I thought it was some indicator he might have spinal problems iirc
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Jan 11, 2017 14:21
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Blue Star Error posted:Swansea have agreed a £5m fee for Norwich left back Martin Olsson. He must be gunning for Bassong's relegation record. Bassong is a oval office and deserves it imo
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Jan 11, 2017 15:19
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Hashtag Banterzone posted:I didn't say done deal mate re-read the OP mate
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Jan 14, 2017 17:41
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Why would Payet go to Marseille? Surely they can't pay him as much?
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Jan 15, 2017 19:10
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I have definitely heard of these players
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Jan 16, 2017 22:26
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Vanderlei Luxemburgo
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Jan 20, 2017 19:38
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I can't find any proof that Delefeu tweet existed so GG I think you know what must be done
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Jan 20, 2017 22:36
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Fall on your sword
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Jan 20, 2017 23:07
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Gigi Galli posted:All right all right fine.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 21, 2017 00:16
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Gaston is a fraud
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Jan 23, 2017 03:53
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Still amazed how much we got for Sissoko
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Jan 30, 2017 22:19
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He looked good but no goals and no assists during the whole Euro IIRC
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Jan 30, 2017 22:24
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oliwan posted:Tim Krul to Watford? He's left Ajax so looking likely Newcastle want to swap Townsend for Mbemba
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Jan 31, 2017 01:43
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Cheik Tiote is finally loving off, incredible.
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Jan 31, 2017 14:44
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Steven Caulker, a Liverpool panic loan signing who was playing as a striker despite being a defender, is off to Russia I love transfer day
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Jan 31, 2017 16:53
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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:
You're signing for Middlesboro?
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Jan 31, 2017 19:47
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Obertan to Wigan
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Jan 31, 2017 21:00
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Krul to AZ Alkmaar is a done deal
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Jan 31, 2017 22:48
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The Chinese transfer window is open for awhile longer but nobody cares so bye
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Feb 1, 2017 13:01
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Cheik Tiote has officially hosed of to China ok bye
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Feb 9, 2017 23:38
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