Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ImpAtom posted:

Zootopia was pretty much the tops of animated this year but it was overall a strong year with a lot of great films.

... but let's not forget it also gave us Norm of the North, Ratchet & Clank, The Angry Birds Movie, Batman: The Killing Joke, Sausage Party and The Wild Life.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shadow Hog posted:

the trailer for Sing just had me constantly thinking "man, Disney realized this world concept so much better earlier this year".

But perhaps not quite as blatantly as Secret Life of Pets and Sausage Party were treading on Pixar's toes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Haledjian posted:

e - I think they did have some B-team work when the movie came out, but I'd assume they still got paid more than whoever photoshopped the beard on Clawhauser.

Sing managed to pump out 30 seconds of new animation for a Happy Meals ad which was probably commissioned months before the film came out but I'm also guessing that McDonalds fronted a bunch of the cash for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-GGGzHed64

But it's still bizarre that a movie like Zootopia which made a billion dollars at the box office and is pretty much as toyetic as it's possible to be just didn't seem to have anything extra put towards the advertising budget.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Samuel Clemens posted:

Yeah, I already feel confident in predicting that no 2017 release will be as bad as Ratchet & Clank.

There's a few here that look like real stinkers:


Bunyan and Babe looks particularly woeful. I found a teaser and it doesn't look any better:
https://vimeo.com/160872860

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Don't forget that the co-producer of Shrek tried to double down on the fairytale pastiche in 2007 with this stinker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkHirP4ztA

2007 also gave us that weird Beowulf film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaShOr5AeKA

It was also the year we got The Simpsons Movie and TMNT which were decent attempts but ultimately forgettable plus Meet the Robinsons which was actually pretty good. It was an odd year for animation.


Edit: whoa, apparently this got a theatrical release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daUYb6bN_aU

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Dec 28, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hedrigall posted:

Zootopia is rocket raccoon's back story

In the original 1985 four issue Rocket Raccoon miniseries he came from a planet of anthropomophic animals

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shadow Hog posted:

Donald would probably be Judy's first arrest of the day for indecent exposure.

Well, unless he turned up in the nudist colony

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shadow Hog posted:

Honestly, I wish they'd stop.

Just like badly animated CGI cartoon nursery rhyme youtube videos with terrible accents, they'll not only never stop but you've barely seen the tip of the iceberg yet.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Did anyone else think they were going to tie up the main plot to Trolls by having the Bergens discover that depressed trolls taste awful or was that just my dumb brain?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Corek posted:

DANCE PARTY

DAAAAANCE PARTY

(The AV Club wrote an article about how annoying animation ending dance parties are.)

http://www.avclub.com/article/why-are-animated-dance-party-endings-so-goddamn-an-247143

The article says "it has roots as diverse as old-timey movie musicals and beach blanket movies of the ’60s" but there's at least one example from the 40s. A hosed up racist example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdfUIaAJy48

It was also something of a fad in the late 80s. Saturday Night Live used to end a bunch of their sketches with a Lambada dance party when they couldn't think of any other way to end them and movies like Caddyshack also ended with dance parties, which is pretty much what that Simpsons episode was referencing since Rodney Dangerfield was in both.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I didn't mind the original Shrek dance party ending because there was a bunch of gags mixed in with the dancing and it was pretty short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dByBJdbrtBs

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Dumbo will be a man and animal story where Will Smith takes care of the Dumbo after being seperated from his mother.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Egbert Souse posted:

The live-action remakes sometimes make sense like The Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, and Cinderella. Not to mention that there were live-action versions before Disney's anyways.

Dumbo would sort of make sense as a CGI remake, but a live-action/animated hybrid horrifies me. Even the CGI isn't blasphemy since Walt remade a few cartoons (like Orphan's Benefit and The Ugly Duckling). The only reason it would even be worth it is that the remake is that radically different. Which will happen since Dumbo is barely over an hour long.

You'd think they'd opt to do Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, The Sword in the Stone, or even The Rescuers first.

Disney have been trying to find new ways to monetize their back catalogue for decades and they remade a whole bunch of their films in the 90s, including some live action remakes of animated films:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBAku3Cwsgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm-ujO_yESE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DLNNaHfJjU
A live action musical Pinocchio remake starring Drew Carey and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, what the actual gently caress??? :psyduck:

Edit: no really, check this poo poo out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1los3Jz7lwU

They'll undoubtedly get around to making live action remakes all their other classic animated films in time now that the technology has made it viable.


Some of their remakes of live action films were pretty ridiculous. They remade Freaky Friday twice (in 1995 and 2003) as well as The Shaggy Dog (in 1994 and 2006) and even pumped out this awful remake of That Darn Cat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8toVzV1zNVc

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jan 13, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Fangz posted:

Right, but the point is that the grand arc of a lot of Japanese media can be read as 'it sucks to lose wars', especially when paired with pro-war media that supposes WWII is redone with some particular advantage for Japan that ensures they win this time round.

This is a weirdly racist method of forcing an interpretation onto an individual film. "Sure this film itself doesn't carry that message but you know what the Japanese are like (wink wink)"


(The post itself may not have been openly racist but I'm choosing to interpret it within the grand arc of internet forum posting.)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Emma Watson is still really popular, the CGI looks just fine to most people who aren't animation nerds and the original animated Disney film is still so massively popular that people are more than willing to go see an 'updated' version. Also people loved the live action/CGI Jungle Book in 2016 so they've got high expectations for the next Disney live action/CGI adaptation.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Spotted on Imgur:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Looks like they're having distributor issues

quote:

Unfortunately, Hollywood is filled with some bad people. Mean people. People who lie and cheat and steal.

SO... we have to wait.

We have scheduled for September 1, 2017 now. Labor Day Weekend. And we're hoping to have all of the "bad stuff" over with by the time the music and sound are done.

April 1.

I wish we could tell you all more. One day, maybe we'll write a book of all the adventures and misadventures in making a movie.

quote:

Unfortunately they're the gatekeepers. The ones that get the film from us to you all.

quote:

Ha. No. Can't name names. But we've encountered the whole gamut of dirty deeds in Hollywood. And we're still standing. So there's that.

At the end of the day... there's people who just look out for their own interests and don't care about how they hurt all of us who've been working on the film for 3 years now.

The good news is. We'll have it all back in a week or two and move on. But the delay really hurt us financially.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Feb 3, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Klungar posted:

Condiment King features prominently. All the Z-listers are there.

They've also released actual Lego minifigs for King Tut, Calculator, Catman, Eraser, March Harriet, Zodiac Master and more. The Dick Grayson minifig comes with the shark repellent cannister from the 1966 movie. :v:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

GrandpaPants posted:

Today I learned that characters from The Tick somehow have less ridiculous premises than Batman characters.

The Tick really didn't go far enough in parodying/satirising the superhero genre. On the other hand, it's impossible to parody dumb poo poo like this:


http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Eraser

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Haledjian posted:

I don't think it's an unfounded criticism, but it's a little overstated--Pixar has 13 feature films, not counting sequels. Disney has well over 30 2D-animated movies (many of which look super similar to each other) so it's easy to pick out the outliers. The "samey" 3D Disney movies number maybe 6 or 7. So there's going to be plenty of time and opportunity for them to diversify their art direction.

Also the issue of samey "appealing" female leads is somewhat distinct from the house style issue, I would say. Frozen is pretty egregious on that point, haha.

The other factor is that Disney is pushing the Disney Princess brand pretty hard so all their new princesses are going to get crammed together with their older characters on merchandise forever and ever so they need to be stylistically compatible with Sleeping Beauty and Snow White and all the rest.

Of course the non-Princess movies don't have that excuse ...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pick posted:

This is mostly cobbled together from photos of crabs (and a slipper lobster).

The only problem is that you've taken a specific crab species from the Pacific islands and turned it into a generic crab in a movie that is all about depicting islander culture and avoid generic depictions.

(Tamatoa is a coconut crab.)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pick posted:

If he's such a coconut crab why does he behave like a decorator crab :colbert:

Well at least you didn't redesign Moana to be blonde haired and blue eyed. :v:



.... which is totally a thing that someone already did

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hedrigall posted:

....the gently caress, internet? :argh:

What can I say, okay?


YOU'RE WELCOME!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Phylodox posted:

Only if it's sung by Jerry Seinfeld.

Jerry Seinfeld has a wonderful singing voice
https://soundcloud.com/splitsider/jerry-seinfeld-sings

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

21 Muns posted:

This link doesn't go anywhere.

It was this:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bee our guest! Bee our guest!
Put our pollen to the test!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Das Boo posted:

Hand in cleavage, send help.

If you dress up like a big yellow flower then your anthers get frisked for pollen. Them's the rules.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

21 Muns posted:

Argument kind of falls apart though given that all of the bulls in the movie have udders. :shrug:

Someone did an article about it an actually asked the director and his answer was that he thinks udders are funny and he didn't put any more thought into it:

quote:

The people at Nickelodeon Movies thought they'd made a nice little kids' cartoon. "Barnyard" was this fun, wacky story about farm animals who stand up on their hind legs and talk when the farmer isn't looking.

Little were they anticipating controversy. But now, the 'Barnyard' folks are faced with one relentless question that just won't go away: Why do the movie's boy cows have udders?

'It's funny. For something that I spent, probably, .002 seconds on, it's become quite the talk,' says Steve Oedekerk, Barnyard's writer-director-producer. 'There was never a real decision made. I get
a lot of images that pop into my head. I've always thought cows are kind of funny animals - and udders are funny.

'They're not there to define gender,' Oedekerk soberly clarifies. 'In the movie, the men are clearly men, the women are clearly women. There's no weird stuff that's going on. It just looks funny'.
https://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-9100046.html

... but a whole bunch of people at the studio must have said something. I can't believe that Oedekerk made that decision on the fly and everyone else just accepted it without comment. On the other hand if there really was a 'controversy' like this article claims then I can see Oedekerk deflecting further questions by saying "We did it for the lulz, idk???" rather than explaining his actual decision process.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Feb 21, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Das Boo posted:

Well, to the surprise of no one, it's making buttloads of money. More of the same incoming.

Four days in and BatB is already the biggest (domestic) film of 2017 so far with a cool $188 million. Logan is beating it in worldwide box office but that probably won't last long ...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Barudak posted:

Isnt it still projecting to be the biggest movie of the year?

It's making a loving ridiculous amount of money. BatB had the 7th biggest domestic opening of all time and the biggest March opening ever (beating Batman v Superman's previous record) and its day 4 domestic total is actually bigger than Star Wars:Rogue One's day 4 total but there's no way it'll outperform the upcoming Star Wars movie.

For comparison, Star Wars: The Force Awakens' day 4 domestic total was exactly $100 million higher than BatB.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Correction: they just got the BO actuals and it's actually the 6th biggest domestic opening of all time, pushing Iron Man 3 down a rank. It came really close to taking the 5th spot.


Of course this means that we'll now get LIVE ACTION DISNEY REMAKES FOR THE REST OF TIME.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Xibanya posted:

I don't see how the story of The Lion King is better served in live action.

The Jungle Book 2016 fell just shy of making a billion dollars worldwide and Beauty and the Beast 2017 is already up to $700m after only 11 days. They're making roughly as much money as most of the Marvel and Pirates of the Caribbean movies but cost way less.

If anyone at Disney dared to say "Yeah but live action doesn't really serve the story, maybe we should reconsider?" they'd be taken out the back and shot in the face.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 29, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
2 Rekt 2 Ralph

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I used to sneak out of bed in the mornings before my parents were awake to watch Transformers and GoBots
:corsair:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

LeJackal posted:

This has to be some sort of complex plot to do something evil. It can't be legitimately true.

It's being reported in all the big movie websites, sounds like it's legit??

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1642449/lion-king-live-action-reboot-makes-a-huge-leap-for-diversity

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ImpAtom posted:

Think about what day it is.

International Transgender Day of Visibility is the perfect time to make this announcement, good job spotting that

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
So did everyone see the new episode of Rick and Morty?
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
It's hard to tell what Vasquez has been up to because a lot of the stuff on his Wikipedia page sounds completely fictional

quote:

Vasquez collaborated with Crab Scrambly to produce the storybook Everything Can Be Beaten, published by Slave Labor in 2002. Vasquez, credited as Chancre Scolex, wrote the story and Crab Scrambly illustrated it. Everything Can Be Beaten is about a strange person who lives in a room in which he can do nothing but beat kittens. However, an adventure into the outside world changes his perspective, and he discovers that "everything can be beaten".

Yeah sure that happened. :rolleyes:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Avalerion posted:

...i vaguelly remember this already being a thing.

Yeah they did a 1hr special episode set 10 years later:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Growed_Up

... which was so popular that they spun it out into a full series which ran for 5 seasons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Grown_Up!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Waffleman_ posted:

It ran for 5 seasons?!

From 2003 to 2008!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply