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Question for all you wizards out there, when it comes to the decor for my mountaintop wizard tower, what should I pick for my lamps? I'm trying to decide between skulls with nightmarish green flames of fire that burns but does not consume in the open mouths and eye sockets, or mysterious crystals with an eldritch blue glow. Thoughts?
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mycomancy posted:I'd go with the blue crystals. OSHA inspectors get their tits in a twist about open flame, even if it's the arcane kind. Yo, so I tried this and it makes the entrance of my tower on Mt. Bloodbone look pretty badass, thanks wizgoon. Some heroes decided to come by and instead of immediately assuming I was an evil sorcerer they saw the eldritch crystals and somehow thought I was sort of benign. I guess maybe glowing blue crystals are some sort of Elf thing? Anyway, they weren't prepared for that spell, you know the one that turns their bones into writhing worms of molten iron? That one. Now I have a good-looking foyer and I was able to re-purpose those jackasses' skulls for a new set of wine glasses.
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Jan 1, 2017 16:17
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Oh, I don't know. Back when I was at Mt Skulldust College of Applied Thaumaturgy (go vampire squids!) me and the other guys in our frat would cast Rising Force on this one dork that had something like five hour's duration with an incredibly low effectiveness. He'd be floating something like five centimetres above the ground, moving extremely slowly, but essentially couldn't do anything aside from hover there and scream at us until the spell wore off. Oh, those were the days.
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Jan 3, 2017 15:55
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ghosthorse posted:So I was working on a potion for....personal use...and anyway I dropped the dang thing and it spilled so my question is who did you contract to mess up your tower? Cos now mine's like perfectly straight and taller and all the wobble and twists are gone and it just looks like a nice ordinary castle tower again. At least I know that potion probably works. Hah, you got orcish dickrot, didn't you? Didn't they tell you in wizard high school to always take a panacea after sex with orcs? Or, you know, just not have sex with orcs at all? You're one of those weirdos who's got a thing for the huge hairy breasts, aren't you?
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Jan 5, 2017 15:37
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naem posted:Elves are even worse than vampires. "la de da look at me I'm a fancy fairy elf ooooo look at my smooth skin, I'm 2000 years old and I date high school girls" poo poo, I thought I was the only one who realized just how awful elves are. Of course you can't just go around saying this to people, you get branded as a horrible racist even though every third phrase that elves speak is some garbage about 'lesser races'. Somehow when they say it it's perfectly fine.
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Feb 20, 2017 16:21
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Double Monocle posted:Sorry for the delay my dungeon was crawled by the heros. Dude, how have you not realized that you're stuck in a narrative? Did you have an inspector come by to check for excessive deposits of narrativium before you built your mountaintop doom fortress? Like poo poo man, what did you expect? I'll bet at this point the narrative is so strong that when the villagers in the valley below look up to the spiked turrets of your lair in superstitious terror, lightning flashes and thunder rolls, regardless of how nice the weather is. You've got to get out of there before that narrative kills you. Don't you know how dangerous narrativium is? It's like the first thing they teach you in Evil Wizard School.
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Apr 14, 2017 14:43
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I think it can vary depending on the conjurations and just how you set up the Triangle of Art. Are you calling then up just to chat or are you taking a commanding and bossy tone, with the Spirit Chain and everything? With Goetic spirits tone and attitude really do matter.
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Aug 24, 2017 19:20
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Mr.Tophat posted:How many skeletons is too many skeletons No such thing. Sedlec Ossuary or bust, I say!
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Aug 24, 2017 22:22
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naem posted:Guys, mind if I ask for some advice? I've been giving my skeletons skeleton armor (armor made from skeletons) and skeleton swords, skeleton bows, etc you name it. Have you tried making it into bonemold so they can't tell what it is? Skeletons have no brains and as such shouldn't be capable of making that connection.
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